Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 08/04/2026It’s only 2 weeks people. Let’s not get excited. 🙄 Then again, we don’t even know if he is telling the truth anyway. 050
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Welp…. That pretty much guarantees the next 10 years full of more “terrorist” attacks for us sadly. Why do we as citizens allow this to keep happening to us? But no, we just blame the terrorists and double down. 🙄 040
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 30/01/2026First it’s DOGE checks, then it was tariff checks, now it’s health care checks…. Man we are going to be rolling in the dough aren’t we? FOH you fucking magamorons, none of this is happening and it never will. 050
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 20/01/2026This sums up U.S. Elections perfectly. 1124
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Dick Cheney is dead. #thedickisdeadmedia.tenor.coma man is laying on a couch with the words that 's a shame written above himALT: a man is laying on a couch with the words that 's a shame written above him 060
Reposted by Captain Obvious 💯MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/10/2025Mike Johnson describes Trump’s mental decline and unhinged behavior. 26746981776
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 28/10/2025It’s always funny listening to hypocritical Dodgers fans cheer for Mookie Betts. #dodgersfans #hypocrites #worldseries 030
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Just waiting for the Dodgers to fucking lose. 🥱 030
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Houston Rockets looked really good tonight!!! I’m loving’ it!! 🏀🤘 060
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 20/10/2025And now you are realizing how many apps you have that use AWS. 🤔 040
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Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Can the liberals get together a project 2029 plan perhaps? It seems no one took project 2025 seriously. 051
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 21/09/2025The Astros doing bullshit stuff right now… maybe they’ll stop this bullshit stuff starting tomorrow. 040
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 20/09/2025You can’t block everyone you simply don’t agree with or who may have differing opinions than you. That’s called living in a world with blinders on & that’s not a way to live, because there is no such thing as living in a bubble utopia. Engagement is built on differences, not yes men. 020
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 16/09/2025So what have we learned? Christian maga households produce psychotic mentally deranged individuals who have the capability of murdering people in an effort to stop the brainwashing they had to live through in their household so they project their anger they grew up on toward similar sources. 192
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I keep thinking maybe I should go setup an X blue check account & just go shit post on there, maybe make some money doing it. Just spread misinformation because no one gives a fuck there anyway, it’s all about impressions/responses. Now the question is would I get over 3 million impressions a month? 040
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I think what’s going to end up happening is Tyler Robinson was an opportunist & wanted to be famous for killing someone politically popular. Same way the kid in Pennsylvania tried to shoot Trump and the same way Lee Harvey shot JRK. It was basically a crime of opportunity. 120
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 12/09/2025What if Tyler Robinson assassinated Kirk in an effort to rally conservatives to act more aggressively in violence in order to give them a matter to get behind so they can start a war? Similar to the way Charles Manson attempted to do so. 🤔 030
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Please please please…. Give Tyler Robinson a public interview!! 010
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 12/09/2025So am I reading this right? Tyler Robinson came from a Christian Republican household? You can’t write a better story than this… 🤭 Why are republicans trying to kill other republicans? 🥲 #Republcianonrepublicanviolence #Charliekirk #TylerRobinson 4193
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I think the song “ironic” applies to today’s events that unfolded.media.tenor.comAlanis Morissette And Isnt It Ironic Dont You Think GIFALT: Alanis Morissette And Isnt It Ironic Dont You Think GIF 060
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 11/09/2025So I guess Charlie Kirk lost the gun debate.media.tenor.coma man in a suit is laughing while playing a keyboard in a dark room .ALT: a man in a suit is laughing while playing a keyboard in a dark room . 060
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 10/09/2025“this is going to ruin the tour” - Justin Timberlake “this is going to ruin the tour” -Turning Point USA 040
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Charlie Kirk is dead…. Anyway What about them Epstein Files? 071
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. 🤫 050
Reposted by Captain Obvious 💯The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/08/2025This part. Everyone should be taking notes from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social’s @mizzwelch.bsky.social 27397113080
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 26/08/2025You think Trump is the reason this all has transpired, but he is just a pawn for the republicans who really wanted this to happen. Everything else is just smoke and mirrors to get you talking about that instead of the important stuff. He was just the shiny object that was used to make it all happen. 050
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Some of you leftist are no better than the right wing clowns you berate at this point. You turn off independent voters, which are the ones you absolutely need at this point and swing these elections. Seeing some of these people with this my way or the highway attitude is a turn off for many. 020
Reposted by Captain Obvious 💯The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/08/2025🔥 STEWART: “This is the lie they tell you — that all this money flowing towards corporate interests is actually for YOUR benefit…. That government intervention for corporations is our ‘FREE MARKET’, but government intervention for workers is ‘SOCIALISM’. 316136415503
Reposted by Captain Obvious 💯Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Newsom: We got here because the President is struggling. We got here because the President is one of the most unpopular presidents in U.S. history. We got here because he recognizes that he will lose the election. 630329728615
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Omg the horrors of it all…. Dudes walking around the city doing nothing. Let’s stop overreacting to everything Trump does, he does this on purpose so we get distracted. bsky.app/profile/phil... 010
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/08/2025@blowen.bsky.social report this dude for abusing block lists. He is bitch ass douche who doesn’t like facts. 010
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/08/2025This dude is a fucking clown. Cant take actual debate and chooses to think with his emotions instead of using reality and facts. Shitlibs = people who don’t think his way only What a douche. 040
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/08/2025@viimk.bsky.social @tanyabel.bsky.social @bubyefb.bsky.social All blocked me because they are afraid of engagement and like to be in an echo chamber of yes men. We have to stop this folks, we are never going to win if you continue to live in an echo chamber. 020
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Can someone please explain what exactly the FBI/military are doing in DC besides walking around and getting yelled at by DC citizens that are upset? Because it appears it was all for show (like I’ve said over and over). Now release the fucking Epstein files!! www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...aljazeera.comTrump admin backs off Washington, DC police takeover after striking dealUS President Donald Trump had placed Washington’s police department under federal control earlier this week. 120
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 17/08/2025When a person like me has to be the rationale person in a conversation on this app, we have a problem. Some of you just get so carried away with the amount of bullshit overreaction you peddle, it really makes you no different than MAGA at this point. Let’s get it to together people. 030
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 16/08/2025So I had @giackal.bsky.social block me because they tried to tell me republicans were doing anti-gay legislation. Turns out that is nonsense. I tried to tell them executive orders can be overturned by the next president, but they weren’t hearing it. We can’t win if you don’t bother to listen folks. 231
Captain Obvious 💯 @captainobviously.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Some shithead reported one of my lists. There is a reason you are on the list to begin with dipshit. Well anyway, I just started a new list and put them right back on it. 😏 030