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Maria Panayiotou

@captainmarrow.bsky.social
99 followers 150 following 374 posts

Never happier than when I'm being silly but also love a good moan.

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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this the right answer YouGov?
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Imagine if I got an Oasis code but only for Las Vegas which I clicked as a third option for a laugh. I'm starting to regret some choices.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Enjoying Nigella’s eating technique of shoving as much cake as possible in her face #gbbo
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Get on that you plonker.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I follow a girl who is documenting her home reno from start to finish and she has 500k followers. You missed a trick there.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is the kind of content I needed today. People are mental.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everyone at Westminster Council can go fuck themselves.
theguardian.com
Curbs on vertical drinking in Soho pubs to go ahead as Khan criticises council’s ‘breathtaking arrogance’
Exclusive: London mayor accuses council of ‘ignoring’ responses to a consultation
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It is easier to fool people than convince them they've been fooled
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There must be an international day of mourning.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
FINALLY! Congratulations lovelies x
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A tub of yoghurt exploded in my shopping bag on the way home from the supermarket and I'm just expected to carry on with my work day. Broken Britain.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Absolute scenes
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hands down funniest 5 minutes on Bluesky since it started.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Jesus Christ! I am dead.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I read about people doing this a while ago and it's so alien to me. Never knew it was a thing at all.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don't know if I am buying into conspiracy theories but I have finally paid off my iPhone and all of a sudden the battery is draining way quicker and it's really glitchy. It feels deliberate. Is it deliberate?
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
FIFA just happened to come up with their little plan after the men's World Cup so any boycott would happen to the women's World Cup. Oh look how that worked out.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Has M&S lost its mind?
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Guys, we’ll always have Harry Kane’s post Mexico interview.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is not fun
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Old men love a mailing list
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Is this one of mine?
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Nope they said it was bullshit and that I was being ripped off!
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I basically told the optician to shove it and went for a second opinion.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Was it everything you dreamed it would be?
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Lively, forthright, feisty, unflinching… everyone skirting around what that woman actually was.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Same, but in different pants.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Interesting. I don't agree that I'm a neo-luddite because I don't like that AI is destroying creative industries or the idea of crypto. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Bless 'em.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Must stop buying stupid shit.
A wooden fan with the words ‘It’s Fucking Hot’ written on it.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It'll go nicely with the chin hairs that mother nature thinks I need.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’ll take what I can get. I never thought you’d be dealing HRT but here we are.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
No one wants to get deported.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I might need some extra HRT to get through this World Cup.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I guess it could, but I bet it won’t.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'd like to see how many of the currently unemployed Reform voters take up the jobs left open by the foreign workers. Hmmm.....
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Just wonderful. 80s novelty songs were the best.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I see your Snooker Loopy and raise you a Chicken Song. youtu.be/9XQn3ALSdbs?...
youtu.be
Spitting Image ~ The Chicken Song [HQ Sound]
YouTube video by Clip Factory
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
“It’s A Sin” Pet Shop Boys
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Also Waterman is still the little bitch we all remember him as.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Nick Cave's contempt for Kylie Minogue fans in the Netflix documentary is just glorious. I love their relationship.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Judith Chalmers was still alive? Thought she'd left this earth years ago, bless her.
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Not a fan of Burnham anyway, but seriously, what is the point of changing leader if they are going to keep the same inhumane and hostile policies Starmer supports which have pushed so many voters away from Labour. Whoever takes over needs to u-turn on them, fast. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
Burnham to back Shabana Mahmood’s immigration changes, allies say
Exclusive: Greater Manchester understood to support home secretary’s push to limit legal and illegal migration
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Gosh I remember looking into translation for some of our projects years ago and they were quoting £8-£9 per minute.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Labour lost so badly because they betrayed their core voters with their stance on so many things. Everyone seems to understand this but them.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
What a dick.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
These are the sorts of people who move next door to a pub then try to have it shut down because it's too noisy.
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Sian Berry MP @sianberry.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
In two years Keir Starmer’s government has tried to rob Disabled people of help, kept children in poverty, trashed nature protection, restricted peaceful protest, helped arm genocide, and moved to scrap jury trials. He says that Greens exploit despair. He has created it. We offer only hope.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It's mental that people can't see that it's all about lining his own pockets. Racism overrules all that I guess.
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Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It's quite something that the man who ruined people's lives with Brexit has now positioned himself as the saviour of the same people and they've fallen for it hook, line and sinker.
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