Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Imagine if I got an Oasis code but only for Las Vegas which I clicked as a third option for a laugh. I'm starting to regret some choices. 010
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Enjoying Nigella’s eating technique of shoving as much cake as possible in her face #gbbo 030
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Everyone at Westminster Council can go fuck themselves.theguardian.comCurbs on vertical drinking in Soho pubs to go ahead as Khan criticises council’s ‘breathtaking arrogance’Exclusive: London mayor accuses council of ‘ignoring’ responses to a consultation 000
Reposted by Maria PanayiotouTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It is easier to fool people than convince them they've been fooled 1769
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026There must be an international day of mourning. 010
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026A tub of yoghurt exploded in my shopping bag on the way home from the supermarket and I'm just expected to carry on with my work day. Broken Britain. 000
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Hands down funniest 5 minutes on Bluesky since it started. 010
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I don't know if I am buying into conspiracy theories but I have finally paid off my iPhone and all of a sudden the battery is draining way quicker and it's really glitchy. It feels deliberate. Is it deliberate? 100
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026FIFA just happened to come up with their little plan after the men's World Cup so any boycott would happen to the women's World Cup. Oh look how that worked out. 000
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Guys, we’ll always have Harry Kane’s post Mexico interview. 000
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Lively, forthright, feisty, unflinching… everyone skirting around what that woman actually was. 020
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Interesting. I don't agree that I'm a neo-luddite because I don't like that AI is destroying creative industries or the idea of crypto. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi... 010
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I might need some extra HRT to get through this World Cup. 100
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I'd like to see how many of the currently unemployed Reform voters take up the jobs left open by the foreign workers. Hmmm..... 120
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I see your Snooker Loopy and raise you a Chicken Song. youtu.be/9XQn3ALSdbs?...youtu.beSpitting Image ~ The Chicken Song [HQ Sound]YouTube video by Clip Factory 110
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Nick Cave's contempt for Kylie Minogue fans in the Netflix documentary is just glorious. I love their relationship. 100
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Judith Chalmers was still alive? Thought she'd left this earth years ago, bless her. 000
Reposted by Maria PanayiotouDan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Not a fan of Burnham anyway, but seriously, what is the point of changing leader if they are going to keep the same inhumane and hostile policies Starmer supports which have pushed so many voters away from Labour. Whoever takes over needs to u-turn on them, fast. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comBurnham to back Shabana Mahmood’s immigration changes, allies sayExclusive: Greater Manchester understood to support home secretary’s push to limit legal and illegal migration 51702194
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Labour lost so badly because they betrayed their core voters with their stance on so many things. Everyone seems to understand this but them. 010
Reposted by Maria PanayiotouSian Berry MP @sianberry.bsky.social · 11/05/2026In two years Keir Starmer’s government has tried to rob Disabled people of help, kept children in poverty, trashed nature protection, restricted peaceful protest, helped arm genocide, and moved to scrap jury trials. He says that Greens exploit despair. He has created it. We offer only hope. 20571205
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 08/05/2026It's quite something that the man who ruined people's lives with Brexit has now positioned himself as the saviour of the same people and they've fallen for it hook, line and sinker. 120
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 07/05/2026God bless all the weirdos who run the polling stations. 000
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 06/05/2026All the racists will still vote for these clowns because they're too stupid to understand that local elections are about who fixes the roads and clears the bins. 000
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Quote with a photo you’ve taken of some public art 000
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I basically spent the whole weekend watching the first series of The Pitt and now I need to watch 30 Hallmark movies as an antidote. 010
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 17/04/2026If you wanted anything from the Adidas x ASOS collection that sold out straight away yesterday, get yourself to Vinted as I think all the stock is on there! 000
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I'm getting 2-3 spam calls a day from PCP claim companies and it's driving me insane. Blocking the calls doesn't work as it's a different number every time. It's so much worse than the PPI days and I'm raging! 100
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 09/04/2026My postman just implied that there is someone dead next door because there is a funny smell in the hallway and I'm not really sure what to do with that information. 100
Reposted by Maria PanayiotouBilly Bragg @billybragg.bsky.social · 27/03/2026While our American cousins take to the streets to protest against Tяump's authoritarianism on No Kings Day, we're marching in London to prevent his divisive politics being imported to the UK. I'll be playing a few songs in Whitehall around 2:30pm www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comBilly Bragg calls for big turnout at London march against far rightMusician urges public to send clear message at what is expected to be UK’s biggest ever multicultural rally 792500678
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I've never been on a demonstration/march before but this feels super important right now so I'll be there. 111
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Can someone remind me why we're all supposed to hate Timothee Chalamet now? I know he said some silly things recently but I thought the film was supposed to be good (haven't seen it)? 001
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 27/02/2026It's weird how there's only cheating in elections when the right loses isn't it? When I say weird I mean bullshit. 110
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I'm so glad someone took the time to ask John Davidson to explain what happened. Great interview.variety.comJohn Davidson Gives First Interview and Explains Tourette’s Tics After Shouting N-Word and Other Slurs at BAFTAs: ‘I Felt a Wave of Shame’ (EXCLUSIVE)John Davidson's explains Tourette's tics and the BAFTA N-word incident in his first exclusive interview with Variety. 000
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Prediction: Peter Mandelson will go to prison, Andrew won't. 120
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 20/02/2026That photo of Andrew returning to Sandringham is delicious. 000
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Why am I only just learning that Gwen Stafani is a member of the God Squad with "questionable" views? 000
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Imagine these dumbasses in government. Absolute shambles. 010
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Is it me or has this got an air of the Gary Barlow non-apology statement about it? 000
Maria Panayiotou @captainmarrow.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Until I started watching daytime TV, I had no idea how many people hate the idea of a traditional funeral. Who knew? 100
