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Captain Edward Jellico

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The one with the puns from that other platform. This account is a trans-friendly space, and I follow all trans accounts when I can because.... you are seen. Also a member of SFI.org

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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Since spooky season is here... #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: There's only one thing that scares me at Halloween.
Panel 2 - Deanna: Which is?
Panel 3 - Jellico: Exactly.
Panel 4 - Deanna really should have seen that one coming!
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hat tip to Star Trek Design Project for the UFP logo
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I spent a about an hour recreating the LCARS screens from the meme as a flat-on graphic. The things I'll do for a laugh.
A TNG era LCARS screen depicting a secure com-link
The LCARS screen Jellico sees the most: CONNECTION TERMINATED
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An now: A PSA from Captain Edward Jellico, somewhere in the Alpha Quadrant. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - You recieve a subspace transmission...
Panel 2 - Jellico: A tip for all the trick or treaters this year.
Panel 3 - Jellico: If you want someone to come to the door...
Panel 4 - Jellico: brass door knockers knock best.
Panel 5 - Jellico: Whereas German sausages knock worst.
Panel 6 - CONNECTION TERMINATED
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Meanwhile... #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - A monitor
Panel 2 - Admiral Janeway: Captain Jellico, what have I told you about violating the temporal prime directive?
Panel 3 - Jellico: That no one does it better than you? Anyway, what do you call call sad coffee?
Panel 4 - Admiral Janeway: I don't know, that sludge Neelix tried to serve me?
Panel 5 - Jellico: Depresso.
Panel 6 - CONNECTION TERMINATED
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When was it ever warp capable? There was a thing where they had to do some <insert technobabble here> in the pilot I think, but it has manuvering thrusters at best, and the best they could do was lower the mass of the station so the thrusters could move it from Bajor to the wormhole.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#StarTrek DS9 was filmed before a live studio audience.
Panel 1 - Miles: Keiko said I can be an idiot sometimes.
Panel 2 - Julian: That was niec of her to give you permission.
Panel 3 - Miles: <suffers>
Panel 4 - DS9 Fucks right off at high warp.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Delicious
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tomorrow is national cooking day in the US... any suggestions? And no, cooking Neelix isn't an option.
The shipboard kitchen rat mascot of USS Voyager.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Always nice to hear from Quark #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: What can I do for you, Quark?
Panel 2 - Quark: I've got some racing geese for sale.
Panel 3 - Quark: Let me know if you want a quick gander.
Panel 4- Jellico: <Damn, that was good>
Panel 5 - Quark: <Of course it was good>
Panel 6 - End Credits
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My favorite episodes are holodeck episodes. Especially if they involve McGuyver
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Back to the grind #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Deanna: How would you describe yourself?
Panel 2 - Jellico: Verbally.
Panel 3 - Jellico: But I've also prepared a dance.
Panel 4 - Deanna.... <FML>
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bonus panel:
Jellico is not amused
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy Friday to all who celebrate it. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: This is the fifth time you've been late for your duty shift this week. 
Panel 2 - Jellico: Do you know what that means?
Panel 3 - Q: That it's Friday?
Panel 4 - Q nopes out early and calls it ad ay.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He's suffering quietly on the inside.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
Panel 1 - O'Brien:
Panel 2 - O'Brien:
Panel 3 - O'Brien:
Panel 4 - O'Brien:
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Meanwhile.... #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: Now, I don't wany to cause any alarm, but I think someone in this room is an owl.
Panel 2 - Deanna: Who?
Panel 3 - Riker: Who?
Panel 4 - Bev: <exhales> Who? <cough>
Panel 5 - Jellico: My God, it's worse than I thought!
Panel 6 - End Credits
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hope my decendants are still producing JellicoTrek: The Next Generation in 2063 so they can make some topical First Contact memes :D
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Glitch with the Universal Translator. (good catch)
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
According to my file manager, I've made 740 installments of #JelllicoTrek That blows my mind.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's been a while since I posted regularly, so have a bonus episode #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: Why is it so easy to remember the capital of Alaska?
Panel 2 - Riker: No idea.
Panel 3 - Jellico: Oh, c'mon...
Panel 4 - Jellico: Juneau this!
Panel 5 - Jellico Jaunt
Panel 6 - End Credits
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Heyooo! #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Data:
Panel 2 - Data:
Panel 3 - Data:
Panel 4 - Data:
Panel 5 - Data:
Panel 6 - Data: Even though I am an android...
Panel 7 - Data: I do posess a fully functional sense of smell
Panel 8 - End Credits

(anyone actually read these?)
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Play us out... Johnny! #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Garak: Captain Jellico, did you recieve the garment that I sent you?
Panel 2 - Jellico: Yes I did, Mister Garak. Iv'e never worn a reversable jacket before.
Panel 3 - Jellico: I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Panel 4 - Jellico uses "End Credits"
Panel 5 - Garak is NOT amused
Panel 6 - The real end credits.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sorry not sorry. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - I'm sorry if you don't like my terrible puns
Panel 2 - Allow me to offer my apollo-gies
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I had a LOT of fun doing this one. youtu.be/x0JCVFowGyw?...
youtu.be
SFI VIC Script Read #2 More Tribbles, More Troubles
YouTube video by Ken Kopacki
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Animated Series never gets any love. Last month, for the STARFLEET Virtual International Conference, I helped produce a pair of script reads, which I then turned into an episode of sorts. It was a lot of work, and very fun. youtu.be/FX8AmE9O7VM?...
youtu.be
SFI VIC Script Read #1 Yesteryear
YouTube video by Ken Kopacki
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That's a very good point.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That scene kills me every time I see it. And I still hate how Geordi was written in that episode.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For those of us who know the lore, we appreciate and respect what Gene Coon brought to the show.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We still have to try. Even if we fail, we tried. And there isn't anything more Starfleet than trying. Even when hope seems lost.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, I had too much going on. The girlfriend and I spent some time watching Trek over the weekend. And tonight we're watching "The Man Trap" and probably a few other choice eps.
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Mike Okuda @mikeokuda.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today, September 8, 2026 marks the 60th anniversary of Star Trek’s premiere on American network television. From the beginning, there was something special about this show. >> [more]
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've long held the belief that it's probably the most important television show that's ever aired.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Jellico Jaunt™ is quite possibly my favorite screenshot in all of TNG
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't care if it's 20 years old now, this is still the best tribute video youtu.be/x3pOkhU9iYM?...
youtu.be
STAR TREK 40th Anniversary Tribute 1966 - 2006 (HQ)
YouTube video by ENTERPRISENX01
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We now return to #StarTrek #JellicoTrek already in progress
Panel 1 - Jellico: I understand you're a bit of a card player.
Panel 2 - Riker: I've played a hand or two.
Panel 3 - Jellico: I was wondering if you could tell me why are toilets always so good at poker?
Panel 4 - Jellico: Is it because they always get a flush?
Panel 5 - Jellico Jaunt(tm)
Panel 6 - End credits
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I *never* get tired of that scene.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh, I'm sure he does.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nearly 60 years since this episode aired, and its message continues to be as powerful today as it was in 1966 #StarTrek #StarTrek60
"Leave any bigotry in your quarters. There's no room for it on the bridge"
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One day we'll get there. I have to believe that. #StarTrek #StarTrek60
“Star Trek was an attempt to say that humanity will reach maturity and wisdom on the day that it begins not just to tolerate, but take a special delight in differences in ideas and differences in life forms. […] If we cannot learn to actually enjoy those small differences, to take a positive delight in those small differences between our own kind, here on this planet, then we do not deserve to go out into space and meet the diversity that is almost certainly out there.” ― Gene Roddenberry
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of my favorite quotes by Captain Kirk #StarTrek #StarTrek60
They used to say if man could fly, he'd have wings. But he did fly. He discovered he had to. Do you wish that the first Apollo mission hadn't reached the moon, or that we hadn't gone on to Mars and then to the nearest star?

That's like saying you wish that you still operated with scalpels and sewed your patients up with catgut like your great-great-great-great-grandfather used to. I'm in command. I could order this. But I'm not because, Doctor McCoy is right in pointing out the enormous dangter potential in any contact with life and intelligence as fantastically advanced as this.

But I must point out that the possibilities, the potential for knowledge and advancement is equally great.

Risk. Risk is our business. That's what the starship is all about.

Captain James T. Kirk.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've got a lot of thoughts on the subject, but most importantly, happy birthday, Star Trek. #StarTrek #StarTrek60
Fighting the Gorn at Cestus III
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Riker keeps trying...
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey everyone! I'm still around. Been busy with life, but have new episodes in the works.
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Unsolicited Dick Jones pic
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A very happy birthday to the man who made all of this possible... Ronny Cox! @tooth-fa1ry.bsky.social #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Cohaagen: Why don't people like jokes about clones?
Panel 2- Captain Jellico: They're all the same.
Panel 3 - Dick Jones: I have a clone that won't stop swearing at me...
Panel 4 - Dick Jones: Pushing him out of a window to his death is probably a crime, but what crime is it?
Panel 5 - Lt. Bogomil: Murder?
Panel 6 - Admiral Jellico: Suicide?
Panel 7 - Vice President Kinsey: Nope, you're both wrong. It's making an obscene clone fall! 
Panel 8 - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hi there! I am doing okay. Took a short break to work on some other projects, but so long as I can, I will keep posting memes. It's too much fun to quit :) Carry on!
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A classic edition #StarTrek #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: Two cowboys were lost in the desert and were starving hungry.
Panel 2 - Jellico: Finally, they see a tree in the distance wrapped in bacon.
Panel 3 - Jellico: "Look!" says one cowboy" "It's a bacon tree. We're saved!"
Panel 4 - Jellico: He runs to the tree but suddenly is shot down in a hail of bullets.
Panel 5 - Jellico: With his last dying breath, he says "It's not a bacon tree... it's a ham bush."
Panel 6 - Deanna, desperatly wishing she could be slightly out of phase like Ro and Geordi were in that episode that hasn't happened yet.
What?
What?
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
50 dollars and time served
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Aye aye
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