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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 22/04/2026
Satanists should demand to post their Eleven Commandments too then (which are superior in my opinion). churchofsatan.com/eleven-rules...
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
by Anton Szandor LaVey

© 1967

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
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captaincornbred.bsky.social @captaincornbred.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This is the craziest editorial I've read today. Yes, it even tops some of Bezo's recent WaPo fiasco's www.newsmax.com/mclaughlin/m...
newsmax.com
McLaughlin Poll: Voters Back Trump on Iran
After sacrifice by American service members, voters are not wavering. They understand the stakes. They support the mission. They support the commander in chief. Despite media resistance, the American public stands firmly behind stopping a nuclear Iran.
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Rep. Ted Lieu @reptedlieu.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Not voting for a single additional penny for this illegal war with Iran.
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MeteorBlades @meteorblades.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
So much for obliteration. thebulletin.org/2026/03/anal...
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Analysis: Iran likely transferred highly enriched uranium to Isfahan before the June strikes
Satellite imagery shows that Iran could have transferred to Isfahan up to 540 kilograms—possibly all—of its highly-enriched uranium inventory before the June strikes last year.
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captaincornbred.bsky.social @captaincornbred.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
$1 Billion ???? WTF? www.cnn.com/2026/03/23/c...
cnn.com
Trump administration will pay a French company $1 billion in taxpayer funds to not build wind farms | CNN
The Trump administration announced it will pay nearly $1 billion to French energy giant TotalEnergies in exchange for the company abandoning plans to build offshore wind farms in the Atlantic Ocean an...
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captaincornbred.bsky.social @captaincornbred.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Could it possibly be that the enhanced security screening that is happening is the major cause of the delays? All the TSA Stations seemed to be manned and the TSA-PRE line was only 20 minutes. www.ajc.com/news/2026/03...
ajc.com
Latest: Airport security delays at peak times continue with no end in sight
As spring break travel ramps up, Hartsfield-Jackson expects nearly 350,000 people to pass through Atlanta airport security checkpoints from Thursday through Sunday.
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Feathered Stone @stonefeathers.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
While bibis son parties bsky.app/profile/noth...
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Jess Kali 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessicakali.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I know a lot of people are freaking out about an executive order about voting, so I will remind everyone: 1) It is very illegal and would not survive even this SCOTUS 2) If it happens anyway, it's strike/riot time because the democratic process is the only excuse for not having already done so.
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Now is the Time of Monsters @tom-rooney-3.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Hope for change by ballot, prepare for change by bullet.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 26/02/2026
Exclusive: Pro-Trump activists are circulating a draft executive order alleging Chinese interference in the 2020 election, proposing a national emergency to expand presidential power over voting, like banning mail ballots and voting machines.
washingtonpost.com
Trump, seeking executive power over elections, is urged to declare emergency
Activists who say they are in coordination with the White House are circulating a draft executive order that would unlock extraordinary presidential power over voting.
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Ruwa Romman @ruwaromman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
It’s time for spiteful optimism! Talk to y’all at 8 🩵
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
MAGA Cult Slayer NPR said that there are more than 50 pages of direct allegations in the files against Trump and they aren’t being released. This is precisely how the Epstein transparency act was written. To avoid this exact type of cover-up. The DOJ is in direct violation of federal law.
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
There is something diabolical about bombing people at five in the morning. If you think you’ve had bad wake‑ups in your life, trust me, nothing compares to the horror and confusion of waking to the deafening boom of an exploding missile. I fucking hate russia!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
So good
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Ruwa Romman @ruwaromman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I love you Georgia. We deserve so much better than this. Let’s build a multifaith, multiracial, and multigenerational coalition for a movement that will flip our state 🍑
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captaincornbred.bsky.social @captaincornbred.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
sounds about right
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Nate @nateduty.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
YES!
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Liz oOooO ~Promaja~ OOoO Roderick @talesfrompurgatory.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
“Gen x is the worst generation” listen, we had some really good people, like every gen. But AIDS decimated our activist communities and our guiding elders, apathy and addiction and withdrawing from society entirely were part of our culture, so the worst ones ended up controlling the narrative
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
www.advocate.com/news/jesus-o...
advocate.com
Who are Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez? CBP agents identified in Alex Pretti killing
One of the CBP agents who shot and killed Alex Pretti is a registered Republican whose ex-wife said he owns over 25 firearms.
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The Times Of America @timesofamerica.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Kid Rock To Lead Patriotic Alternative Super Bowl Halftime Show Exploring Classic American Themes Like Trucks, Chaw, Killing Protestors, Roadhead From Jailbait, Human Biodiversity
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/02/2026
wtf did he mean by telling her "as you know, it's not a crime to party with Epstein". As you know?
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 31/01/2026
once again print edition of the Onion is totally worth it
**The Onion**
America’s Finest News Source • onion.com
Jan. 17, 2020 • Vol. 56 No. 2

**340 MILLION AMERICANS KILLED IN BOTCHED TRAINING EXERCISE**
**U.S. Military Mishap Annihilates Nation**
WASHINGTON — In a tragic accident Wednesday, the entire population of the United States—340 million people—was killed after a training exercise conducted by the U.S. military went horrifically awry. The drill, meant to simulate a conflict with a hostile foreign power, accidentally deployed 11,000 missiles, 4,000 drones, and 78,000 tons of artillery across the U.S. Military officials blamed miscommunication between commanders. “This was a worst-case scenario,” said Gen. Mark Milley. “Our forces treated the entire U.S. as a live combat zone.”

**J.K. Rowling Escapes Insane Asylum**
LONDON — J.K. Rowling reportedly escaped from Broadmoor psychiatric hospital Thursday evening, slipping past security through an unsupervised kitchen entrance.

**U.S. REACHES TRADE DEAL WITH PEDOTOPIA**
**Long-Sought Accord Brings Prized Goods and Services**
WASHINGTON — In a historic agreement, U.S. and Pedotopian officials signed a trade deal that expands market access and removes tariffs. “This is a fantastic day for America,” said President Trump, praising Pedotopia’s chocolate sauce. The pact includes technology transfer, agriculture, and military cooperation.

**Side Features:**
– *Art Thief Leaves Behind Tacky Jeff Koons Piece*
– *Lisa Vance Catches Husband Measuring Her Skull Again*
– *Historians Will Look Back On This Moment As A Time When Lots Of People Got Air Fryers*
– *Olympics Coverage: Milano Cortina 2026*

**Weather:** America is a frozen hellscape. See p. 8.
**Careers:** Join America’s Finest News Team! theonion.com/careers
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captaincornbred.bsky.social @captaincornbred.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
ICE is negotiating with a Russian owned real estate developer to house turn their empty warehouse space into detention centers for immigrants and anyone else they decide to kidnap.
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Ebony Elizabeth Thomas @ebonyteach.blacksky.app · 24/01/2026
Before Kent State, there was the Orangeburg Massacre at South Carolina State. We're not trying to one-up you. We're demanding that you put the pieces of the puzzle together.
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Jill Sargent Russell, PhD @jsargentr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Trump's obsessive need to insult our allies - this time over their fidelity to NATO mutual defense - has sparked a tempest. Major unforced error.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/01/2026
Ossoff: "POTUS called for this man [Mark Kelly] to be hanged. A combat veteran, naval aviator, astronaut, senator. He demanded his execution bc he stated a principle enshrined in uniform code of military justice. If we become numb to that we lose sight of how extraordinary our obligations are."
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Epstein Files.
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Jill Sargent Russell, PhD @jsargentr.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I am dead 🤣
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Nate 'The Belated' Carney @inapproprinate.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
It's 10 A.M. Do you know where The Epstein Files are?
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
#Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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Amie Gillingham @aimkag.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Now would be a REALLY good time to release the unredacted Epstein files.
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Patrick Webb @patrickwbb.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Why is nobody talking about how the Epstein files are now 30 days past due? Release the Epstein files.
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Ruwa Romman @ruwaromman.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It’s quite hypocritical when GOP leaders invoke God as they openly defy His command to care for the least among us #GAPol
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 12/01/2026
Did ICE have a bring your child to work day?
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Eloise Powers @elnopower.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Release ALL of the Epstein Files NOW!
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Wemusthavehope! @sjmedeiros111.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Release the Epstein files
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Moosteco @moosco.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Where are the rest of the Epstein files??? Hello? Is this thing on?
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Did Trump also kidnap the Epstein Files? Whatever happened with the DOJ’s requirement to release the files, explain the redactions, and catalog everything they had?
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BlueRidgeHippy AKA Aunt Arctica 🥶 @blueridgehippy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The Truth about Venezuela.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
👇👇👇👇
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
🤣🤣
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The Similarities Can't Be Denied. Shitler Must Be Brought Down......
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Meiselas: What do you make of his attack on you? Warnock: As we say in Georgia, God bless his heart. If he’s not sleeping in Cabinet meetings, he’s watching cable news and tweeting at his political adversaries. Man, you’re the leader of the free world. People actually need you to bring relief.
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Ruwa Romman @ruwaromman.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
“Deep in the recesses of said purse is a bent and folded copy of the prayer of St. Francis of Assisi: Lord, make me an instrument of your peace: Where there is hatred, let me sow love; Where there is injury, pardon; Where there is doubt, faith; Where there is despair, hope.”
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captaincornbred.bsky.social @captaincornbred.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
This raises a couple of questions: This building is nearly finished. To use generator power the building would have to have been designed ground up for it but now they are talking about permitting?? www.ajc.com/business/202...
ajc.com
A new Georgia data center could be powered by RICE. It’s not the kind you eat.
A data center developer wants to bring a fleet of gas-burning engines to provide around-the-clock power. The arrangement would be the first of its kind in the Peach State.
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