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@captaincob.bsky.social
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despite everything, Cis Straight Man in 30s. soup pot is open to everyone however comm slots ( 8 filled/ 3 open/ 2 finished) pfp by bsky.app/profile/rossydoesdrawings.…

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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 16h
They are desperate. Also I will point out Theodore isn’t stinky. One of the few DCMS types that actually knows what real honor is.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 21h
they smell like cheap sake and 3 day old fish
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 23h
Muscle mommies confirmed
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hate using assault mechs. give me a good heavy or medium
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
poor fucking rasalhague, can never catch a break. at least they big gay man who was bullying them finally came out and decided to love them.
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Arionis Chambers @arionis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The ultimate war machine, the Gelgoose. Could have single handedly won the Battle of A Baoa Qu. Prove me wrong. #Doodles #Gundam #BoredAtWork
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look at this fuck. This fuck is why I function.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate that Wow has like 3 versions going and SWG is effectively dead. This is the worst timeline
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Waga NSFW @nsfwaga.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Friend" at TOPS For @noahstrider.bsky.social. Thank you for commissioning me!
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waspsalad 🔞 @waspsalad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bunbun bootsies
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My website dies on the 21st. RIP
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Squidrot @squiddied.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
spent 9 hours animating this creature
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
lil naughty show piece i did for @exenthal.bsky.social
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pooping at work: happy Brian
Quitting your job to poop full time: next level Brian
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i love how gem like the eyes are
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
my dog finally tripped me i hope i didn't do an old person and break my hip, its very tender. at least i wasn't carrying a knife.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
about that dren guy, i think he might be taking a nap. a long one. in the same bed as that Gothren guy.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fuck you time Sweeney. UT2004 is better than everything you've been attached to in 20 years, and it cant buy it for friends anymore on steam. i hope you choke on a dog turd
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Vio @dizzychelsy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
glaceonsona :3
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
uuuuuuuuuuugh another medieval themed film where they drained all the color. fuck off. go jerk off to your dark brooding misery porn elsewhere.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Saturday the Cob Server is playing neotokyo (hopefully) if your interested, show up around 4:30 ESTsaturday. server link and steam page (its free) discord.gg/wfJRvD9X?eve... store.steampowered.com/app/244630/N...
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Tuxedo Mask: My Job Here Is Done Meme
ALT: Tuxedo Mask: My Job Here Is Done Meme
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*dies preserving period pornography that gets hidden by authorities because they are prudes*
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
rude
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
may i lewd her?
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Saturday the Cob Server is playing neotokyo (hopefully) if your interested, show up around 4:30 ESTsaturday. server link and steam page (its free) discord.gg/wfJRvD9X?eve... store.steampowered.com/app/244630/N...
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Philip J Fry's Frothy Cry
ALT: Philip J Fry's Frothy Cry
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
would lewd. 11/10
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Art of Battletech & Mechwarrior @artofbattletech.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Holy crap, new details on the next MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries DLC called 'Ashes & Ascension' is up - 18 mission campaign (!!!), 13 new mechs, 12 new variants, 11 new weapons, and moving the timeline forward to 3060!!! mw5mercs.com/dlc/ashes-an...
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And the kobold has a huge cock and balls. But they are glowy and cyber. *does another line of cocaine*
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cyberpunk kobold… hacking into the mainframe. Except the mainframe is just a pile of rocks.
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
She just like me fr @shotonefighters.bsky.social
Nance from Gamecade looking at Kiera from shot one fighters
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Boom @boomartist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Super rushed thingy
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Laser 'Lizard' Lluis @lluisabadias.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When your dad asks if there's any girl you like.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
all i have is Sload Soap.
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squeaks @squeaks.sqky.one · 30/08/2026
the bunny
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Curioptus @curioptus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Cool Tricks ------- Did you know Sybil can throw Dreambreaker? ------- #pseudoregalia #furry #animation #sybil
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have the urge to draw the bolds doing things. but i just dont have the time.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
why on earth did i draw this? anyways it's peanut.
peanut has a beer
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sounds fun.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
WHAT if goat?
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Laser 'Lizard' Lluis @lluisabadias.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She's talking to you.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Next time you order a bacon/sausage egg and cheese sandwich. Ask for a tomato on it. I promise it will blow your mind.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No, but I did photograph the truck
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I just followed an Amazon truck with its rear door open, causally losing packages to gravity. We live in a fucked society, the driver isn’t being paid enough to close that door anyways.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
welp there goes my week.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows an eldritch god, a skeletal possum like creature with large antlers, saying "I AM AS OLD AS THE FOREST ITSELF". 
Panel two shows a stick figure saying, "But you must have been a baby at some point?"
Panel three shows the eldritch god saying "Well. Yes."
Panel four shows a tiny eldritch baby sitting on a rock, his antlers just little twigs.
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