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@captaincob.bsky.social
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despite everything, Cis Straight Man in 30s. soup pot is open to everyone however comm slots ( 8 filled/ 3 open/ 2 finished) pfp by bsky.app/profile/rossydoesdrawings.…

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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 17h
Look at this fuck. This fuck is why I function.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate that Wow has like 3 versions going and SWG is effectively dead. This is the worst timeline
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Waga NSFW @nsfwaga.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Friend" at TOPS For @noahstrider.bsky.social. Thank you for commissioning me!
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waspsalad 🔞 @waspsalad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bunbun bootsies
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My website dies on the 21st. RIP
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Squidrot @squiddied.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
spent 9 hours animating this creature
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
lil naughty show piece i did for @exenthal.bsky.social
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pooping at work: happy Brian
Quitting your job to poop full time: next level Brian
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
my dog finally tripped me i hope i didn't do an old person and break my hip, its very tender. at least i wasn't carrying a knife.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fuck you time Sweeney. UT2004 is better than everything you've been attached to in 20 years, and it cant buy it for friends anymore on steam. i hope you choke on a dog turd
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Vio @dizzychelsy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
glaceonsona :3
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
uuuuuuuuuuugh another medieval themed film where they drained all the color. fuck off. go jerk off to your dark brooding misery porn elsewhere.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Saturday the Cob Server is playing neotokyo (hopefully) if your interested, show up around 4:30 ESTsaturday. server link and steam page (its free) discord.gg/wfJRvD9X?eve... store.steampowered.com/app/244630/N...
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Saturday the Cob Server is playing neotokyo (hopefully) if your interested, show up around 4:30 ESTsaturday. server link and steam page (its free) discord.gg/wfJRvD9X?eve... store.steampowered.com/app/244630/N...
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Art of Battletech & Mechwarrior @artofbattletech.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Holy crap, new details on the next MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries DLC called 'Ashes & Ascension' is up - 18 mission campaign (!!!), 13 new mechs, 12 new variants, 11 new weapons, and moving the timeline forward to 3060!!! mw5mercs.com/dlc/ashes-an...
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cyberpunk kobold… hacking into the mainframe. Except the mainframe is just a pile of rocks.
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
She just like me fr @shotonefighters.bsky.social
Nance from Gamecade looking at Kiera from shot one fighters
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Boom @boomartist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Super rushed thingy
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Laser 'Lizard' Lluis @lluisabadias.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When your dad asks if there's any girl you like.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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squeaks @squeaks.sqky.one · 30/08/2026
the bunny
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Curioptus @curioptus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Cool Tricks ------- Did you know Sybil can throw Dreambreaker? ------- #pseudoregalia #furry #animation #sybil
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
why on earth did i draw this? anyways it's peanut.
peanut has a beer
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
WHAT if goat?
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Laser 'Lizard' Lluis @lluisabadias.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She's talking to you.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Next time you order a bacon/sausage egg and cheese sandwich. Ask for a tomato on it. I promise it will blow your mind.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I just followed an Amazon truck with its rear door open, causally losing packages to gravity. We live in a fucked society, the driver isn’t being paid enough to close that door anyways.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
welp there goes my week.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows an eldritch god, a skeletal possum like creature with large antlers, saying "I AM AS OLD AS THE FOREST ITSELF". 
Panel two shows a stick figure saying, "But you must have been a baby at some point?"
Panel three shows the eldritch god saying "Well. Yes."
Panel four shows a tiny eldritch baby sitting on a rock, his antlers just little twigs.
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TetraMethylpyrazine @denatureda.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"How to get rid of Kobolds." ✔️ Step 1:
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Plive 🐊 @plive.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
snek for @sortasideeffect.bsky.social but in a funky style different (spooky)
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
AI features are off. this is garbage. tech fuckheads stop second guessing me.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The meme says don't talk to me until I've had my 
And it's a picture
And the thing Brian needs to have is Max elements
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I should draw a dragon
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i live withing 150m of a Buddhist temple. i should check them out.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
sometimes i forget there are real monsters, not things like trolls and kobolds that just have a translation error built into them. there are things that actually deserve to be ripped apart with a knife. like Displacer beasts, Devourers, and Republicans
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Visceral_Xeno @visceralxeno.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
gob concept sketch
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
2 flavors of kobold exist.
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spectralidax.bsky.social @spectralidax.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Another doodle Cat girl approaching at high speed
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Hatwolf @hatwolf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"I can't believe they threw away 20 years of lore for a cheap plot twist!? It makes no sense!! What where they thinking?!" Nerd Rage Barbarian for Pack Tactics #Art #Fantasy #Kobold #TTRPG
A dynamic illustration of an orange-red kobold in the middle of an explosive “nerd rage” over a fantasy comic. They wear round glasses, a dark hoodie decorated with colorful pins, cargo shorts, boots, and a convention-style attendee badge. Their mouth is stretched wide in a furious yell, revealing numerous sharp teeth, while their eyes bulge with outrage and little cartoon steam clouds rise around their head. One clawed hand is raised dramatically as the other holds an open comic titled “DRAGON REALM”. The comic features a black-and-gold dragon and contains the emphatic text “IT WAS ALL A LIE?!” The kobold's pose is energetic and exaggerated. A plain gray backdrop keeps the focus on the character and their comedic expression. The artwork is signed "Hatwolf 2026".
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Help. this needs to get done. i have no hot water and if its not done by winter I freeze.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Help. this needs to get done. i have no hot water and if its not done by winter I freeze.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My water situation is the Worst Case. My chimney collapsed. I really really need to open emergency comms tonight. Expect a chart soonish.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I want to play oblivion again. FUCK
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TMBKobolds (Commissions open!) @tmbkobolds.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
also drew a lil kobold on the side
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mcnostril @mcnostril.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Presented without context.
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Doxy @doxyblue.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Commission completed -> Some still open! ych.art/user/ontadox...
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Heck, I have no hot water until the 15th give or take. And the money to pay for the fix is not there. Opening 3 commission slots (120 ea) to help pay for this. I’ll make another post with art in a bit.
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Cob @captaincob.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Toaster Bath Prank
ALT: Toaster Bath Prank
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