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Captain Caiman

@captaincaiman.bsky.social
371 followers 1.1K following 280 posts

Professional Pansexual Reptile. Lover of all things NSFW. 27 years old. Message me if you want to get freaky or if you want to hear my best dad joke. Don't beg me to commission you, I spend all my money on 55 gallon drums of lube. 🔞 No minors allowed 🔞

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Someday I'm gonna win one of these giveaways, and it's gonna be the start of an addiction to sexy silicone schlongs
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Master4Fancy @master4fancy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
🎉 9TH ANNIVERSARY + GIVEAWAY 🎉 We made it to 9 years!! 🥳 It's been quite a journey with so many hurdles along the way, but we're still here! TO CELEBRATE, 20% OFF STOREWIDE. Repost+Follow+Comment TWO lucky winners will each get a $100 gift card! RT to spread the love! ❤🍀
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Why is this audio 4 hours long? It should be 8 hours long, that's plenty of time to drain my balls~
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It was always fun, but I think you'd be much warmer once I finished with you, hehe
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's definitely worth a try, feels great to rub against one if you do it right!
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I ask because I once had a mannequin for costume making and when I was feeling especially horny, I'd rub my cock between her legs. I loved to cum on her ass, too. That cold fiberglass would feel so warm after I finished~
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Do mannequins count?
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The paths towards impact play are just as numerous as they are mysterious
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Here's Eminem throwing a rose toy at the viewer, compressed to better fit in a banner. I can't think of anything more perfect
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I was literally just thinking about her the other day! She has a preposterous lack of R34!
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'd bet dollars to donuts that there's some sick and twisted toy designer out there right now trying to make an "Abstract Rabbit" toy
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Any time, any place!
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Lupo, you're on fire right now
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
They guys, I know a big majority of my followers are probably bots and stuff, but I wanna use what miniscule platform I have to boost someone cool... Go check out @elementpleasures.bsky.social and their wonderful sex toys! I love a crazy monster cock but they're making straight up art! They're fun!
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Realistic pet play where you accidentally eat something you're not supposed to so I gotta pay a $1500 vet bill to get a battery out of your stomach
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ah, there are few better ways to make a day better than buzzing your cock until you cum 2 or 3 times. God I love this wand vibe!
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Only the best kind of hand holding for you, hehe~
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
No holding back? Hehe, I hope you like premarital hand holding!
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Help me get absolute ripped, coach! 😎
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I've encountered a lot of fun, kinky people on Bluesky but I think you've gotta be one of my new favorites
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Did I like... go viral or something? Where is everyone coming from?
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
At one point in time a friend if mine suggested I become an adult toy designer. So here's an idea: A collar with about half a foot of chain that hooks to a cock ring. Keep your puppygirl where they belong, their face buried in your junk!
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hey, psst! Interact with this post if you wanna be kinky moots! I need more sexy friends!
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
My toybox, it could expand to preposterous limits!
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Weredog! @were.dog · 05/06/2026
💥 GIVEAWAY TIME! 💥 In the run up to our BIG Pride sale, we're giving you the chance to win BIG! Simply follow Weredog, like this competition post, and repost/share it. You can enter on both platforms! Winners announced Fri 12th June. GOOD LUCK! 🍀 Terms & Conditions: go.were.dog/Ts&Cs
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I would love to see more art like this but roles reversed. Guys stuck in a wall, cock out to be used by whoever happens to be passing by. That would be so fucking hot, oh my god
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
More NSFW artists on my feed! MOREEEE! I LOVE SMUT AND EROTICA MADE BY HUMANS! I LOVE HORNY PEOPLE! YAAAAY!
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Reframed*, dang autocorrect
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I've got a toy that's almost the same size and I think you've just refrained how I see it, lol
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Yall ever encounter a fanfic that sounds so extremely preposterous that you start reading out of morbid curiosity? Yeah, me too. And now I'm invested in Project Hail Mary Rocky x Grace fanfic because it's written really fucking well. Goddammit. Fuck. Why is it so good? Fuck. Statement.
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It always shocks me when normal ass regular accounts follow me. What are you doing here? I hornyposter!
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Now listen, I love all NSFW art. But a good pussy, a cute, plump, kissable pussy, now that really hits the spot. Pussy so good I start drooling when I see it. Hallelujah.
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
For the record, if I like a bunch of your posts in a row, there's a non-zero chance you made me pop a hard-on. It's the Captain Caiman Seal of Approval!
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#nsfwmoots are the best kind of moots!
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Question for my mutuals: Did you cum today? Do you want me to help?~
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I was in shambles when I found this out. How am I supposed to have an island where all the different Pikmin kiss each other and hold hands!?
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Remembering the girl who haunts your dreams, the one whose touch you ache for when the nights grow long, the soft fingers you still feel wrapped around your heart. I want to forget but my body still remembers.
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Gotta be... Monster toys Overwatch Iron Lung What Moves the Dead by Ursula Vernon Animal societies D&D adventures
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Tiny fairy who you can't safely fuck, so you just let her grind her pussy on your tongue until she squirts like barely a teaspoon
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
9:55am, time to see how many times I can cum before noon! Anyone care to join me? 😘
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
A true master of aftercare will have a wheelchair on standby so you don't even need to walk. Or they can just carry you around, which is arguably more sexy.
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Aw man, I just ripped another hole in my favorite stroker! I really gotta stop fucking these things so hard, I'm already stretching them pretty tight but they can't withstand the stretch AND the force 😮‍💨
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This might fix me tbh
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I just had a cool fucking idea. Fiber Optic Dildo! Like you can shine a light in one end and it shines out of the tip or something really cool like that. Like you're fucking one of these!
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Instead of KoG, it should be GoG, because they're my GOATS of GUINEVERE!!!
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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This is it, this will be the start of my monster toy collection!
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Wandering Bard Toys *Next Inventory Drop TBA* @bardtoys.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
We wanted to start another giveaway, not just because its Valentines, but also to bring some more joy into the world! Make sure you are following us, like, and repost this post to enter! Must be 18+ to enter and to win, winners will be selected on Feb 19th at 2PM ET!

Win a custom Xs, SM, MD, or LG custom!

Make sure you are following us, like, and repost this post to enter!

Must be 18+ to enter and to win, winners will be selected on Feb 19th at 2PM ET!
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