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Master4Fancy @master4fancy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I'd bet dollars to donuts that there's some sick and twisted toy designer out there right now trying to make an "Abstract Rabbit" toy

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

They guys, I know a big majority of my followers are probably bots and stuff, but I wanna use what miniscule platform I have to boost someone cool... Go check out @elementpleasures.bsky.social and their wonderful sex toys! I love a crazy monster cock but they're making straight up art! They're fun!

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Realistic pet play where you accidentally eat something you're not supposed to so I gotta pay a $1500 vet bill to get a battery out of your stomach

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Ah, there are few better ways to make a day better than buzzing your cock until you cum 2 or 3 times. God I love this wand vibe!

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Did I like... go viral or something? Where is everyone coming from?

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

At one point in time a friend if mine suggested I become an adult toy designer. So here's an idea: A collar with about half a foot of chain that hooks to a cock ring. Keep your puppygirl where they belong, their face buried in your junk!

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Hey, psst! Interact with this post if you wanna be kinky moots! I need more sexy friends!

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Weredog! @were.dog · 05/06/2026

💥 GIVEAWAY TIME! 💥 In the run up to our BIG Pride sale, we're giving you the chance to win BIG! Simply follow Weredog, like this competition post, and repost/share it. You can enter on both platforms! Winners announced Fri 12th June. GOOD LUCK! 🍀 Terms & Conditions: go.were.dog/Ts&Cs

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I would love to see more art like this but roles reversed. Guys stuck in a wall, cock out to be used by whoever happens to be passing by. That would be so fucking hot, oh my god

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

More NSFW artists on my feed! MOREEEE! I LOVE SMUT AND EROTICA MADE BY HUMANS! I LOVE HORNY PEOPLE! YAAAAY!

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Yall ever encounter a fanfic that sounds so extremely preposterous that you start reading out of morbid curiosity? Yeah, me too. And now I'm invested in Project Hail Mary Rocky x Grace fanfic because it's written really fucking well. Goddammit. Fuck. Why is it so good? Fuck. Statement.

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

It always shocks me when normal ass regular accounts follow me. What are you doing here? I hornyposter!

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Now listen, I love all NSFW art. But a good pussy, a cute, plump, kissable pussy, now that really hits the spot. Pussy so good I start drooling when I see it. Hallelujah.

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

For the record, if I like a bunch of your posts in a row, there's a non-zero chance you made me pop a hard-on. It's the Captain Caiman Seal of Approval!

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Question for my mutuals: Did you cum today? Do you want me to help?~

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Remembering the girl who haunts your dreams, the one whose touch you ache for when the nights grow long, the soft fingers you still feel wrapped around your heart. I want to forget but my body still remembers.

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Tiny fairy who you can't safely fuck, so you just let her grind her pussy on your tongue until she squirts like barely a teaspoon

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

9:55am, time to see how many times I can cum before noon! Anyone care to join me? 😘

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Aw man, I just ripped another hole in my favorite stroker! I really gotta stop fucking these things so hard, I'm already stretching them pretty tight but they can't withstand the stretch AND the force 😮‍💨

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I just had a cool fucking idea. Fiber Optic Dildo! Like you can shine a light in one end and it shines out of the tip or something really cool like that. Like you're fucking one of these!

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Wandering Bard Toys *Next Inventory Drop TBA* @bardtoys.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

We wanted to start another giveaway, not just because its Valentines, but also to bring some more joy into the world! Make sure you are following us, like, and repost this post to enter! Must be 18+ to enter and to win, winners will be selected on Feb 19th at 2PM ET!

Win a custom Xs, SM, MD, or LG custom!

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Must be 18+ to enter and to win, winners will be selected on Feb 19th at 2PM ET!

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Damn, sudden influx of absolute smokeshows becoming my moots. Howdy, hotties~

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I only follow people with impeccable taste

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Whacking my gack. Porking my dork. Yoinky my sploinky.

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

I gotta start interacting with hot people more often. There's so many absolute smokeshows on here, yet it almost feels intimidating to comment on their posts. Maybe I should just let the horny take control and tell people how amazing and attractive they are

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I'm so horny, I could fuck a diamond in half. Fuck. I need a tongue in my mouth and a hole I can cum in.

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Fun fact, I've got a stroker that looks like a little torso with lil titties. It's so small compared to my shaft that if I use it too hard, it'll definitely rip. But I absolutely love using it cuz it's TIGHT tight and it feels like I'm fucking Tinkerbell. Plus it looks wild stretched over my cock!

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I like that the internet has collectively decided that Hornet Silksong has blue sexy bits. Blue asshole, blue nips, blue pussy, god bless 🙌

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

What if there was a evil sexy guy and his dick was all wavy like a sacrifical dagger or something

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Alexa, the baddie left me. Play "Just A Gigolo" by David Lee Roth.

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

I LOVE NSFW ARTISTS! I LOVE EM! KEEP MAKING THE WORLD A HOTTER PLACE, YIPPEEEEE!

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

All I want for Christmas is someone cute to slide into my DMs

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Might be managing my friend's NSFW ventures soon. What a goddamn night, hoooo boy.

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Dramatic love making. High gothic fucking. Plowing that ass while she holds a dripping candelabra. Gulping down a hot load in the back of his silk padded carriage. Breeding her atop the family crypt. His deeply aroused moan echoing through the lofty castle halls. Dracula style sex, baby. I'm horny.

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Chat, how many times in your life have you seen a penis and went "yeah, that's an aesthetically pleasing penis right there"?

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Welp, time to see how long I can hold my wand against my shaft before I lose all feeling in my legs. DMs are definitely open right now!

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Wandering Bard Toys *Next Inventory Drop TBA* @bardtoys.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway! Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour! Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter! Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET! Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Guys, Fionna and Cake Season 2 said sesbian lex is rad as fuck, can confirm

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Always the Hoesmaid, never the Hoe 😢

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I just slept for like 17 hours straight. Would've been a great time for someone to repeatedly play with my dick and balls. Just saying...

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Ugh, developing a crush on a friend is such a terrible feeling. Bad brain! Quit thinking about holding hands!

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Head from a girl with hyperfixations

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Shoutout to my favorite clown, one of these days I really should give you a tribute~

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Anybody wanna use my junk to keep their hands warm?

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

I must be in heat or something cuz godDAMN. The horny is all consuming, I'm gonna be stroking in my sleep at this rate

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Captain Caiman @captaincaiman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

I just wanna clarify that my DMs are in fact open for those who want dad jokes or kinky stuff. Just a lil reminder...

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