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Two sets of twins. Literally grew up in a big league dugout. What else can I say?

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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 45m
Upon further review, he draws the same conclusion I did. I can’t believe they were able to pull the plane out of the dive. www.facebook.com/share/v/1LqR...
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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 16h
Promises made, promises broken: welcome to MAGA  thehill.com/newsletters/...
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Medicare de-fangs new drug pricing model
Click in for more news from The Hill{beacon} Healthcare Healthcare  The Big Story  Medicare de-fangs new drug pricing model The Trump administration rolled out the final version of a new…
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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 20h
That’s your funniest post in quite a while. And you’ve had some pretty funny posts.
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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 20h
Hallelujah!  www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
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Spurs' Victor Wembanyama not interested in promoting betting sites
Spurs star Victor Wembanyama said Thursday that he isn't interested in promoting sports betting sites.
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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What is this stuff falling out of the sky, it’s very wet!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 27/09/2026
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The Space Race You Never Heard About
Scientists raced to finish a new telescope before Trump could cancel the funding. And they won.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026
ICE BEHIND THE MASKS HAVE NAMES 2 masked agents threatened to arrest Robert Peck for legally observing them. He sued. “And now, because of a lawsuit, the (ICE) agents have names.” A Hylton 📌Nicholas Lapointe 📌Christopher Semler I hope more people take ICE to court when their rights are violated.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
NEW: ProPublica’s Jake Pearson lost $10,000 mimicking the betting patterns of a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company’s “responsible gaming” safeguards. One week in, he was invited to become a VIP — and faced little pushback as he spiraled.
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I Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.
Amid growing public health concerns, operators like DraftKings have touted “responsible gaming” tools and prompts. But as I went off the deep end, I found they were no match for the incentives and pro...
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey my muchachos, I've had a run of very bad luck. Please retweet for visibility. Thanks. t.co/QXnWEWjuW5
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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck Ovechkin thespun.com/hockey/alex-... 
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Alex Ovechkin Says He's Not Apologizing For Supporting Russia
The NHL star is standing by it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
US intelligence says Iran is producing ballistic missiles again. An AI video forwarded by Natalie Harp shows Iran surrendering to a sword-wielding, eagle-riding Donald Trump. For busy presidents of the United States, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, denies its a duck but insists it's a giant pterodactyl that will destroy you in 3 days, its a Kremlin duck. 🦆
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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As the kitten turns……. One of the kittens wandered into our trap this morning, even though we weren’t really expecting that. So Grant‘s friend is adopting it, and has already taken it to the vet. The other two kittens apparently ate their first solid food today. 
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today we remember the lives lost, the families who still carry that loss, and the brave heroes who saved countless lives. Never forget.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm
Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mr. Trump’s choice to lead a mass pledge of allegiance to himself, followed by commanding his followers to cheat in the upcoming election, was unusual by presidential standards.
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
$5000 Election Bribe
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Biggest Revelations From ‘Musk’ theonion.com/biggest-revelations-fr…
Once made a hibachi chef stay three hours past close until he was finally able to catch one of the shrimp in his mouth
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 10/09/2026
Revlimid has its origin in a pill that cost patients $7.50 each. Decades later, the cancer drug costs more than $18,000 for a month’s supply — even though it still only costs about 25 cents to manufacture. (Published May 2025)
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The Price of Remission: This Cancer Drug Saves Lives — but Costs a Fortune. I Wanted to Know Why.
When I was diagnosed with cancer, I set out to understand why a single pill of Revlimid cost the same as a new iPhone. I’ve covered high drug prices as a reporter for years. What I discovered shocked ...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026
God Struggling To Remember Why He Made So Many Ugly People theonion.com/god-struggling-to-reme…
God Struggling To Remember Why He Made So Many Ugly People
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026
Grieving Widower Not Sure He’ll Ever Love Someone His Age Again theonion.com/grieving-widower-not-s…
Grieving Widower Not Sure He’ll Ever Love Someone His Age Again
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We Need Data Centers
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In February, both the Dir. of National Intelligence and the Chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff BOTH told Trump that he attack Iran, the Iranian response would be to immediately close the Strait of Hormuz and attack US bases in the region. Both things happened. Trump fired both messengers.
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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The kittens are back! We thought they were dead, we hadn’t seen them in two or three weeks. Now we have to trap them.
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Donna Stern @dvsmemphis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mark Cuban: "James Talarico. Let's go. I'm a big fan. He's honest, trustworthy, he cares. He'll do the right thing as opposed to the politically expedient thing. To Texans, do what's best for Texas. You've been voting for Republicans all these years, what have they done for you?" #momsky#sheshed
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake of America 🇺🇸
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’
Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’
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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
OMG! I saw some video earlier and thought it was all fake. It’s a good day not to be in Nepal.  www.bbc.com/news/videos/...
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Video shows scale of flash flood hitting Nepal-Tibet border
This video has been edited by the BBC with white flashes, due to the distressing content.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 26/08/2026
You can watch the full show for free at the link below: open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
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BREAKING: Court Blocks GOP's Midterm Scheme, Pentagon Caught Paying a MAGA Influencer, Trump Defunds the Police, and more...
Top Stories for August 26, 2026.
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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Achieving objectives”. Well said Adam 
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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How it started, how it ended……
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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It seems like since the mama kitty has been hanging out here the last hour, and the kittens were only six weeks old, I think something has happened to the kittens.
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Jay Nordlinger @jaynordlinger.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tell ’em, Reagan: “We should beware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends — weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire Free World — all while cynically waving the American flag.” Thank you.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
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Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu...
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you think Natalie Harp's love letters to Trump are cringe, you should see what Donald writes to me.
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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There is the complete problem with Maga.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jon Ossoff’s invocation of Natalie Harp was stunningly effective. Democrats must now abandon that and make the election about January 6th and the Mueller Report. by David Axelrod
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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Today I’ve been married for 26 years! Here are the flowers I got for my wife.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The last time Trump faced a decisive defeat, he sent a MAGA mob to occupy centers of power. Could the same thing work in Teheran?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026
Todd Blanche Vows To Remain Fully Independent Of The Law theonion.com/todd-blanche-vows-to-r…
Todd Blanche Vows To Remain Fully Independent Of The Law
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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“Our political system could use some social democrats. That is not what the DSA is pushing.” www.thebulwark.com/p/is-the-dsa...
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Is the DSA a Republican Psy-Op?
If I told you the DSA was secretly run by Roger Stone to hurt Democrats it would make more sense than . . . this.
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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m sure the Chinese like this development  apnews.com/article/airc...
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US pulls last aircraft carrier in Asia as Trump focuses on Iran and the Western Hemisphere
President Donald Trump’s war against Iran is stretching the limits of the nation’s aircraft carriers and leaving the western Pacific without one of the key American warships.
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Captain Blood @captainblood.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is the stupidest thing I’ve heard Trump say……so far. thehill.com/homenews/adm...
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Trump says he will declare Strait of Hormuz a US territory
President Trump claimed during remarks on Long Island, N.Y., on Friday that he will make the Strait of Hormuz a U.S. territory, despite the fact that Oman and Iran share jurisdiction of the waterwa…
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
Trump Downplays Significance Of Trump Tower Found On Epstein Island theonion.com/trump-downplays-signif…
Trump Downplays Significance Of Trump Tower Found On Epstein Island
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'll never steal your pen.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/08/2026
Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry theonion.com/karoline-leavitt-slams…
Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry
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