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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂

@captain-brightsky.bsky.social
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omnia vincit amor | your local gay half-elf pirate in an aloha shirt | polite menace, that would be my brand #ofmd | neither ceasing nor desisting | ✨fuck AI✨ | 28 y.o., he/they, eng/ru

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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i don't have it on hand rn but everyone's gonna know what i'm talking about if i say the "gay hope" frame, right?
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
yeah, one quick culture-appropriate silent sign of mutual acknowledgement (a smile, a nod, a glance, etc) is all that's needed
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this is how you know the developers are americans because if im in an elevator with a stranger and they don't look like i should be worried about them then we both are just going to genuinely ignore each other which is the default way of sharing public spaces with strangers around here lol
a screenshot of the finch selfcare app's question of the day tab. the question is: "You're in an elevator with one stranger. You.." the answer options are: "phone, immediately", "smile, then panic", "make small talk about the weather", "become best friends"
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
и орешки.
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
зато мы оба любим картошку.
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
BE SERIOUS
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i love summer, i have Respect for winter and enjoy the holidays, i like spring because it's a precursor for summer, but fall gets zero points from me im sorry
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me the moment summer is over: okay can we move on to winter now
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Mari ✌️ Fan Account 💖 @marifanaccount.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don't want to die a hero. I want to live. As a dipshit
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
HAPPY (belated) YEET-DAY
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i am so stupidly happy that this movie 1) actually is out and 2) actually is good, it's such a satisfying fuck you to hbo and zas personally lmao
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
и регулярно совместно всей бандой отчаянно угорают с чего-нибудь!
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
just saw the article and what the absolute farm fresh organic fuck is wrong with these people
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy International Non-Binary People's Day!
Text: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Who knows! But everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay

Picture: Sailor Uranus/Haruka Tenou winking
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
im not gonna say which way my brain just swerved
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
ed teach speech bubble
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
what the shit??????
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
AW🩷✨🩷✨🩷✨
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
okay yeah i guess you're right. i'm just feeling kind of insane lol
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
hewwo??
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
WHEEZE
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
but it still sounds like a turbo weird thing when i say it to myself. ellie get a fucken grip already
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
god this looks so weird. i'm actually debating with myself whether or not i should go. like maybe i shouldn't because this is weird behavior. but also like i'm not even here most of the time and all i want is to Take A Look and that's it
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i, uh. i may or may not have just bought a ticket. to a concert. of the orchestra. where That Woman plays. again.
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Point being, my problems with AI are not so much technological as ontological. Saying “AI can do creative work” is like saying “the formula C=2πr can tap dance.” No it can’t. It doesn’t have feet. We’ve got a fundamental category error here.
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
instant click because of the title (tags are a sight to behold too)
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
by drag i mean i very enthusiastically said OH YEAH GREAT IDEA I'M SUCH A FAN OF THAT PLACE when she suggested grabbing some cakes there
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
back on my bullshit, i mean in my hometown: of course my grandma just had to drag me to the exact specific bakery where That Woman once bought me a stupendously huge blt sub
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
hello again butterfly app, did i miss anything cool while i was awol?
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
godfrey thornrose is a turbo english name tho, and sir is an exclusively english honorific!
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Adopt Our Crew | #AdoptOurCrew @adoptourcrew.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Happy Birthday to our captain, @rhysiedarby.bsky.social!
Stede Bonnet in OFMD s1e1.
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Proloe 🌙🧚‍♀️ Very Fairy Vtuber @proloe.gay · 28/02/2026
I do not like this gen AI I do not like what it implies I do not want it in my art I do not think it makes you smart I do not want it in my games I do not like its goals and aims I do not want it in my books I do not like the way it looks I do not like it, I don't care I do not want it anywhere
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 01/03/2026
In case anyone needs to hear this right now. Escapism is OKAY. I know every day lately brings another insane headline, but you HAVE to rest your mind. The human brain wasn't meant to process the overload of information we're used to now. DO NOT feel guilty for protecting your peace. Ever.
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
skyline, may i present to you these two absolute units
two grey crows chilling in the branches of a huge tree under snowfall. they both are very round and fluffy. the image quality is very mid because it's zoomed in a lot.
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
i mean, as someone who is used to cold winters and doesn't have anywhere to be right on time during peak traffic hours with no way to reschedule or a driveway to clear out, i think lots of snow in winter is pretty neat and definitely better than no snow at all, but it's kinda getting old by now
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
ah yes, another snowstorm, because of course we haven't had enough of those yet
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
стратегически угораю
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
it doubles as their engagement party!
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
this implies stede and mary threw an actual honest to god divorce party which in itself is pure gold. hope there's cake
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
fuck's sake😮‍💨
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Regal 🎃 Halloween Comms Open!! 🎃 @regalstars.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I hear a lot of people saying that ai makes art accessible.. well I personally think that's bullshit- so I made this to drive my point home. #regalsart #illustration #fuckai #digitalart
Poster to fight against ai. Visualized is a cave painting inspired horse, with text that reads "art has always been accessible"
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
wasting talent, my ass. cleo sounds like she is possessed by the ghost of my grandma, we should all chip in to hire an exorcist methinks
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
i told her she looks great tonight when she was passing by!🤍🌕🤍
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
holy fuck, glad you're alright. fuck those shit golems
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
on behalf of the alarm ignoring nation i thank you for your grace and patience🙏
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
also, does it count as coming out if my mom definitely for sure knew im not straight for a while now but this is the first time i directly mentioned it in a face to face conversation with her?........
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
this woman is insufferable and def needs to watch her fucking intake but man she's fun as hell
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
thankfully i work from home and rarely have to be anywhere early in the morning, but like. woah i feel caled out lol
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☮️elio🏴‍☠️🥂 @captain-brightsky.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
п с и х о з
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