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@cappaj.bsky.social
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I kept thinking "there's a panel of Crystal singing that matches Baloo singing" but maybe it's just something about someone who could take your head clean off who is telling you "you're fine, you're good, we can just chill we've got all we need"
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
moby dick is not impressed with the mayor's daily photo
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@octranspo.com - why does Presto not automatically switch a Child pass to a Youth pass?
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
out of the gate he defies all hope
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
when I was like 4 years old, I had a recurring nightmare where a strand of hair would suddenly grow so big i couldn't get my arms around it and that's all I think of when I see this Neck
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
me whenever I meet the smallest of challenges
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
thank you tp-link, I knew when I purchased my router that you'd be there for me and my mom 8 years later
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
playing a 20-year game of chicken with Outlook.live.com
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
(contrarian, glumly): I guess I piss my pants now
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
favorite part of asparagus
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
please, please dont cut off my cable
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
timeline delivers
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
the world government is very strict about curfew and he risked getting vaporized by murderbots
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Thinking about when someone complains "i paid them $200 for 20 minutes of work" and i think "SEEK" is a good acronym for what you're paying for (on top of their time of course!"
Skill, Experience, Equipment, Knowledge
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
love the idea that he was near 1000 years old... an immortal knight... plausible!
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
what
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
they should wrap these in red and green at Christmas time and call them "Riesen for the Season"
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
five john ritters and they star in a meta-reboot called Five's Company and it's non-stop existential crises
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
My "not clickbait" youtube title has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my youtube title
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I can feel the copywriter's pain, resisting the temptation to go with see you next tuesday
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
You but saw not her her beauty beast
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
Mmmmmm spaghetti sauce from scratch
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
Bought this just the other day for $3!
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
So close, AI, so close!
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Among the lowest tier facebook neighbourhood group posts: complaining about others complaining
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
short king
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
Love the little scene here
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
Mmmmm gotta love 100%
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
Hmmm I'm getting a conflicting warning, and I'm not clicking anything unless I know for sure there's nudity AND it's sexual
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
I hadn't heard of this show yet, but based on this ^ and the imdb description I am 100% in
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
1) I searched imdb and it shows no 1987 Stage Fright, only mentioning that because I'm blown away that an imdb search failed me, and 2) I watched The Brier, the Canadian men's curling championship instead of the Oscar's, and zero regrets there
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