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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I don't really talk about this, because I'm actually quite private about my personal life, but many many years ago Tony Head took me under his wing and showed me the kind of person I could be. It's not an exaggeration to say that I'm the person I am today because of the kindness he showed me.

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I physically have to prevent myself from engaging with the Pluto discourse because it makes it impossible to ignore how pervasive anti-intellectualism is online. There's no hope left.

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

why is tails called miles perhour anyway. sonic is the one who goes fast on land. he should have been named after the aeronautical equivalent unit. i can't for a moment imagine why he isn't called kn-

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Fundamentally I think one of the design strengths of looter games (e.g. Warframe, RuneScape) is that people just do not intuitively understand probability very well, and inevitably end up feeling like you're robbing the casino

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

What they don't tell you about going viral* by talking about bra sizes is that for the rest of time you will get daily notifications from strangers informing you of their measurements

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

remember when this top came down to my hips #trans

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Queer infighting has gone too far (Jordan Gray bullied me for not having a BAFTA) #trans

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

fat tranny egirl for your viewing pleasure #trans

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

do you think that in the 1700s people were writing thinkpieces about how the youth of today were getting brain damage from playing with their mechanical turk

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

anybody who's gone full transmisogynist over a girl saying men should be sent to the alps is not allowed to make jokes about car hammer explosions ever again

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

"reddit users who are incapable of engaging with a video game without installing gratuitous nsfw mods to bimbofy all women present" and "tumblr users who are only capable of engaging with media through fanfiction about old straight white men s*x" are genres of person that share a common ancestor

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

every callout post just boils down to "i inferred some spurious bullshit to harass somebody with and then they were a bitch about it? we should kill them"

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

crazy how both reform and labour centered so much of their campaigning around hating islam and now they're calling electoral fraud because that somehow didn't win over a 40% muslim constituency, compared to the radical political extremism of "not doing that"

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

has somebody made a compilation of all the things wayneradiotv has talked about being scared of as a child and if so is it multiple hours long

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Now that I've played it I'm genuinely surprised that [tumblr] isn't obsessed with UNSIGHTED

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I'm so committed to being a hater that I told somebody that I found their child's favourite film disappointingly derivative whilst he was committing surgery on my genitalia

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

please enjoy more of my tops which were purchased for a sophie with several fewer cup sizes than she currently has #trans

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

If you're nervous about age regression then you don't need to rush it, there's nothing wrong with taking your time and going at your own pace

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I haven't seen the movie yet, but this is how people talk about it.

A woman in a leather bustier and collar holds up a fedora in one hand and a beard in the other. She says to another woman in a black bikini. "OK, this time I'll be the Matt and you can be the Jay..."

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

The weirdest SI unit is definitely the "mate "

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

What is it about problematic depictions of transfemininity which makes it impossible for TMEs to grasp why they're harmful, when they never seem to have this problem with literally any other kind of stereotypical caricature

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

The worst Balatro card is 7♦.

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

It's becoming increasingly clear that the Binding of Isaac would not have enjoyed its fifteen years as one of the most respected and influential indie games of all time if McMillan had included more than maybe a paragraph of dialogue in it

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

One time I spent money registering a domain like "dotat.horse" because I wanted an email address which was as difficult as possible to give out. I think it was something like at.atdot@dotat.horse. I never used it for anything for obvious reasons.

dotat.horse

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

The thing about having unblock requests open is most people are very bad at asking to be unblocked in a way which makes me want to do that at all

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Why do people love A24 so much? I really just don't get it, it just seems like nonsense to me.

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

todays genders are plastic saleswoman and the cansluurper

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Can we remind TMEs about how just because a woman is openly sexual it doesn't mean she want to be sexual with you specifically. I feel like we generally understood that a decade ago but now I'm sick to death of getting sexually harassed in queer spaces (and it is never from trans women)

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Does anybody else view the almost-fetishistic memetic obsession with "big naturals" as disturbingly-normalised misogyny in like three or four different ways or am I just being a killjoy tranny again

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

The Twelve Labours of Heracles break down to kill three creatures, capture six, steal two magical items, and muck out some stables. Modern fantasy has covered three of these archetypes to death but RuneScape is the only one considering "what if more of the labours had been cleaning stables?"

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I'm almost jealous of Stranger Things fans because I wish that "a piece of media establishes an interesting premise and fails to execute it satisfactorily" was still a noteworthy disappointment instead of being basically par for the course for all serialised television

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I think you could write an entire paper on misogyny and beauty standards and gender representation in media on the latest batch of Deadlock heroes

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Official sports tier list: • Baseball • Cricket • Rugby • Basketball • Hockey • Watching random events at the Olympics without context • Association football • All other physical activities • Tennis • Gridiron football • Athletics • League of Legends • Golf

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Hey girl, is that a gun in your pocket or is your penis just cumming lots of metal into my leg 😏

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I feel like Tolkien Gateway could have phrased "we don't know who portrayed the Witch-king in the Hobbit film trilogy" in a way which doesn't imply that he's a real guy who showed up on set uninvited

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

& btw if you're ever concerned that a compliment will either be "too inappropriate" or "something sophie's heard before", know that i have neither a sense of propriety nor an upper limit on compliment appreciation

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I can forgive many things from Jagex but the mandatory forced feminisation quest being removed from Old School RuneScape is a wound which will never heal.

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I had a dream that tumblr spent ages hyping up a huge UI update to completely revolutionise the site but all it did was replace ampersands in posts with a bizarre glyph which was a frantic scribble about five times larger than all the other characters.

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

they call it "autism" because when you get diagnosed you say "aw tysm!"

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

There's a deeply satisfying catharsis to Liz Truss fucking up her Premiership so thoroughly that just a few years down the line she's left chatting with far-right conspiracy theorists on a Zoom call to a smaller audience than I have on tumblr. Couldn't've happened to a more deserving cunt.

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

i aam literally the so cutes doggirl #trans

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capnsoapy @capnsoapy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

today i saw a baby so small it didnt make sense

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