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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 20m

So what did you find in Tony's character that you could work with?

CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 2h

I was also told by my friend that this had happened prior to my visits so I don't know what the fuck is going on. Also she has two very loud dogs that bark constantly. Who's going to even try a door with barking dogs?

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 2h

Look at this bullshit passive aggressive note! I was at the apt 4 times this weekend and I guess I messed up locking the front door. I put a note on her door at 6:00 a.m. today apologizing, taking responsibility and offering restitution. Haven't heard back. 1/2

I don't want to be a complainer, but I think you may not know why there is a sign on the front door asking for to get locked. My apartment was broken into.

Mr X contacted the police because dogs were going nuts and my door was pushed open.

It may not seem like such a big thing to you but if you could walk your friend out or give him a key to the front door I would appreciate it.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 9h

Lol! I wrangled some soup BUT then some stuff happened and I only got a bowl in. Long story short looks like I'm having breakfast soup

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 22h

Been laying on a mattress for for that last hour. I have no food and I'm hungry. It's 630 on a Sunday night and I have no food in the house. Fuck this eating thing.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

That you for clarifying. I mean I am a Diplodicus and I would like this book to exist, preferably with illustrations, because I have a brain the size of a walnut.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It's not ruined if you're a Diplodocus. They'd thank you.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Don't buy more art. Don't buy more art. Don't buy more art. You don't have room or money for it. 2 FOR $50! SOLD! Magwireart.com

A classic faced Krampus head on a woman's body spanking a child on a basket book-ended by flames.. Kramp-ess, The She-Devil of Chrismas

A retro style Halloween print with pumpkins, full moon, a black cat, spooky trees, and witches stirring a big cauldron.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I forgot after her last surgery that Dolly Barkton's pain meds wear off earlier than the 12 hours she's supposed to get them so guess who's up today 3:30 a.m.? Looks like there's a nap in my future.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Trick AND Treat Side note: I took one of these to Svalbard for kicks one short too and then decided not to use it because I didn't want anyone to think somebody was getting killed by a polar bear. They take blood curdling screams seriously.

From Reddit r/foundsatan. A table full of skulls organized by color. Orange, black, blue, red, purple. "116 Aztec death whistles printed out and ready to give away to trick or treaters on halloween. Our neighborhood it's going to be loud. Parents are going to hate me."

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm not down for the Live streaming of executions by the State, but I'd be onboard with the public guillotining of Billionares by the People. "Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)" Walt Whitman

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

LIES! Who woke me up at and 4ish am this morning? 3 am last night etc? It's probably both because she's in pain from her surgery and/or she's training me to give her more food earlier. I could leave the room because it's disrupting my sleep, but then we'd both be alone and I don't want that.

A wall-eyed blue and white American Bully has a neutral expression but looks judgly anyway. Mournful even. One ear up, one ear down.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hegseth is into Snuff Porn. Dollars to Donuts he'll have an erection. Search his computer

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Got my guests placed in a transitional housing trailer park. ..with a case worker who will hopefully guide them to what would almost be a better life by default if they can accept the help.

A Facebook Messenger chat to me from my friend that reads: love that I get to tell my most obnoxious friends the most Christ-like person in my life is a non practicing Jew magician xD.

Same as it ever was.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's called foliage not foliage. Just leaf it alone.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Probably Oxford Comma. Good eye.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

See, if you'd watched it sooner she's still be alive.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Woman I was chatting with a woman Feeld who was reading Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky. She unmatched me, but I got a banger of a book out it.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

After FHO surgery Dolly Barkton keeps getting trapped on a slippery floor because I didn't buy enough non-slip runners. I'm a bad dad which that also means I have to drop another $200 to get some traction under her paws and butt.

A blue and white American Bully in a harness with a bandage on her left hip splooted on a hardwood floor, front paws on a black rubber mat.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

She got a pert bootie like your pert bootie?

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Drinking wine Hiding from the press May lead if it bleeds, but it ain't rockin' when I ignore your knockin'

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Heyyyy guess who didn't get arrested, is homeless and is sleeping downstairs in my living room? Also Dolly Barkton goes in for hip surgery in 4 hrs.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I dunno. Local media sucks and if they come to me I have no comment

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The back wall of the house next door collapsed this morning where a mother and daughter have been living for the past 50 years. Cops were called and it was discovered that the daughter has been living with the corpse of the mother for several years.

Up at a two floor brick house. The first floor wall is gone but boarded up. The balcony has collapsed and the second floor hole is gaping.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yep. The middle of a weird-ass Venn Diagram

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I haven't used clearsky clearsky in a while. If that's what they're talking about then it said service suspended when I tried to log in. So that that as you will.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Titties and pit hairrrrr 🌞

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I just read the article and I see how it works. Ahem... Fuck off. BECAUSE WE RECOMMEND you let US HELP you to fuck off. Promotion Please

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I did the unthinkable and became moots on IG with a coworker. She's cool. Mermaid with a heaping side of Goth or perhaps Goth with a heaping side of mermaid. Turns out we have fellow outsider Moots in common.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I did zero research on breed and went solely on looks LOL! Why did she sit on my lap and lick my head? Was it because she loved me? I thought so. She just wanted food. She loves me now, but as you can see in the video. She's pretty demandy.

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Turns out I'm allergic to Dolly Barkton too! 🤧

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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I did that too. Guess what happened next? 😂

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