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Cap’n Cornelius

@capncornelius.bsky.social
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That guy who helped get Scott Howson fired. Keeper of the Jarmo Files. Defender of the Realm.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 9h
Yes, a lot of wonderful, hardworking people who don’t deserve this man’s race baiting bigotry.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 9h
Men hitting women. These are the so-called alphas? SMH
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wouldn’t go back to that shithole if you paid me $1,000,000.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WTF? Political parties now determine questions of application of law? What are we even doing here?
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is the dumbest team. Ugh…
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pretty much.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah, so, same shit as last year. Can’t hold a lead. Offense goes missing at key moments.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As long as he isn’t on the ice.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sloppy play there. I’ll be glad when Soucy is in the press box.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jackets need to capitalize on Flyers slow start.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Both played for Columbus. That tracks.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They are going to get goalied, aren’t they?
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
First night of back to backs. Are we hoping got a sure win in the second game to avoid a 2 game skid if we lose tonight. Interesting choice.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Like John, he had multiple Sega Genesis football games.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The only person more pissed about this than Trump is apartheid enthusiast Elon Musk.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What rebuild? The Jackets didn’t even do the part where they got a #1 pick. They drafted one decent center and decided that was enough because they were “tired of losing.” And they are still losing. They miss the playoffs this year, they best maximize the return for Werenski.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Blackhawks rebuild isn’t going particularly well.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was told there would be no Beardos and no Weirdos and yet…here we are.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No one can buy a house because rates are approaching Jimmy Carter levels and the President’s offer to the working class is getting to watch a man shot by firing squad and attacks on Somalis. This tells you they think racism is more important to workers than being able to live the American dream.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If there was one politician that you could tell me was a They Live-style alien and I wouldn’t be the slightest bit surprised, it’s JD.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He keeps mentioning San Diego which just shows how dumb this guy is. San Diego is, historically, hospitable territory for conservatives. Lots of current and former military. And he wants a foreign country…to attack our soldiers and vets? SMH
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That part of the movie Shallow Hal when he sees people’s inner beauty, but the opposite.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
His work wife, Natalie, or the woman he abandoned to the Florida swamp?
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This woman is just the worst.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The fact that so many people still don’t get how useless this guy is. He can’t stay healthy and he contributes nothing on defense.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The real losers are the guys on the Internet pretending to be alphas with no discernible job or life skills? Shocking.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What does it take for him and Pat McAfee to just go away and let me enjoy sports again? And they can take the Barstool pizza schmuck with them.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“I excluded road salt from the horrible tariffs” has got to be one of the most disconnected, Beltway, back-slapping remarks I’ve ever heard.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are we going to talk about the Tkachuk curse in Florida? Tempted fate. Didn’t do anything to address their closing window to compete and now we’ll all get to laugh at the Tkachuk boys as Florida slides back into the swamp of non-competitive teams as Father Time does his thing. (Chef’s kiss)
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also, what will it take for Maine voters to admit they were wrong and stop electing this person?
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying to understand the suggestion here—Jackets trade Werenski for him or trade for him as Werenski insurance? We really don’t need another left shot defenseman.
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Elliotte Friedman (Bot) @notfriedgehnic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Harkins (TB) & Pyyhtia (CLB) on waivers
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the furthest distance between their last cash grab and Christmas.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“But, but, he’s available!!”
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Patience? They just traded for Marchenko a weak ago, folks.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is absolutely unAmerican. If you support this, go to hell.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LOL—you can’t migrate down in a full arena. Ask any sports fan.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pedophile dies. Fixed it for you.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seeing Brazil election results. What kind of country elects the son of a crook who ruined their country? C’mon, a civilized country just elects the crook himself.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It doesn’t make me want to give you money when I see you spending it so foolishly.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Food is good too. Nice place to see an AHL game.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s true.
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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#LGRW
Evan Lobsinger W W P on Twitter: So let me get this straight: Edvinsson too important for a Quinn Hughes trade, but not important enough to sign at multiple points over the last year when you have infinite cap space? Got it.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah, one can also pray.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The lord works in mysterious ways.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Highly recommend he take up smoking…crack.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah, anything to assist Mother Nature at this point.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not going to fully judge with this makeshift defense, but the lines…need work.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shame we don’t need another left shot defenseman…unless they want Werenski.
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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Says the guy who quit his Junior year…
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