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Really fucking wild how hockey media has decided that "The fans are bad for booing Larkin are bad, actually", is a good take.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 13h

Red Wings leaders in xG tonight w/TOI: 1. MBN [09:39] 2. Kasper [10:50] 3. ASP [16:27] Red Wings worst in xG tonight w/TOI: 1. Kolesar [10:23] 2. Chiarot [18:31] 3. Albert Johansson [17:29]

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 13h

I feel nothing. Let the tank commence. #LGRW

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 14h

KASPER FIGHTING DURZI

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 15h

Detroit Red Wings taking cues from the Detroit Lions regarding defense, I see.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 15h

Look, I'm not gonna impugn the fine reputations of NHL referees and claim that they're racist...but they're racist for that Kolesar penalty.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 22h

Got this sweater for my birthday yesterday. Wearing it today to celebrate Red Wings season opener.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 22h

Got this sweater for my birthday yesterday. Wearing it today to celebrate Red Wings season opener.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

After one Blue Jackets game I'm here to say: Marchenkwho? (I'm sure this won't age poorly.)

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Blue Jackets not choking in the third. What a beautiful sight.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Overreaction time: Nichushkin and Monahan gonna be so good together.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's so refreshing to watch a hockey broadcast without seeing and hearing gambling ads every few minutes. Actually not hating the broadcast for once. #CBJ

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yes, this looks like a team missing 3 of its regular defensemen.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

MATTHEW KNIES ON HATTY WATCH #CBJ

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I can't believe it. The Blue Jackets 5v3 PK actually looked good. Wtf.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fuck the NHL for giving Olivier the extra minor there.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My new setup for watching hockey in my bedroom.

A laptop playing the Columbus Blue Jackets game on the left, and a desktop monitor on the right displaying Twitter.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

THE BLUE JACKETS WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN! (I say, knowing the traditional third period collapse is still coming.)

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

WE WON THE TRADE!!! (Knies scored) #CBJ

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Missed the Mateychuk own goal (was unwrapping presents) but got back in time to see Sillinger's goal. Hell yeah. Let's fucking go, Jackets.

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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Matthew Knies is lookin' sharp in his new threads! 🔥

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The new Blue Jackets TV intro is pretty cool, ngl.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Today is my 28th birthday. Feels weird asf to say. Really never imagined living past 25. Now I'm nearing 30. Damn.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Took that political quiz everyone been taking lately. Here's my results:

Percentage result per axis. Structure: 81% unitary, 19% federal. Representation: 54% autocracy, 46% democracy. Power: 53% security, 48% liberty. Immigration: 90% multiculturalism, 10% assimilation. Diplomacy: 76% pacifist, 24% militarist. Intervention: 58% non-interventionist, 43% nationalist. Economy: 99% public, 1% private. Control: 99% planning, 1% free market. Trade: 76% protectionism, 24% globalism. Religion: 74% irreligious, 26% religious. Morality: 90% progressive, 10% traditionalist. Technology: 54% biology, 46% technology.

Figures closest to you: 94% match with Antonio Gramsci, an Italian Marxist theorist. Gramsci developed the concept of cultural hegemony, showing how ruling classes govern through consent, and championed cultural struggle as the path to social transformation. Also close to you: Politically: Otto Neurath, 94%. Socially: Salvador Allende, 92%. Economically: Fidel Castro, 99%. Furthest from you: Curtis Yarvin, 35%. William F. Buckley Junior, 35%. Ronald Reagan, 36%. The closest figures to your results: Antonio Gramsci, 94%. Otto Neurath, 94%. José Dirceu, 93%. Salvador Allende, 92%. Oskar Lange, 92%. Néstor Kirchner, 91%. Howard Scott, 91%. Evo Morales, 90%.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just a quick reminder before you all freak out about Pagnotta's Edvinsson rumor: he is a notoriously terrible insider who is wrong all the time. Don't take anything he says seriously. Wait until an actually reliable insider says it. #LGRW

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Today is my 28th birthday. Feels weird asf to say. Really never imagined living past 25. Now I'm nearing 30. Damn.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Barbarism. Straight barbarism. Every bit as evil as tossing people into the Coliseum.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

New Prism Hockey article! It’s finally time for my overdue predictions on how this NHL season will go. Patreon: www.patreon.com/pris... Substack: vibesbasedhockey.sub...

Headline: NHL 2026-27 Season Predictions.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the penguins did wut to the flyers

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just one more reason to use Kick.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

New Prism Hockey article! It’s finally time for my overdue predictions on how this NHL season will go. Patreon: www.patreon.com/pris... Substack: vibesbasedhockey.sub...

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On Friday night the only chants I want to hear are, "Sell the team" and "Sign Edvinsson".

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Boston just scored three goals in 1:15. Holy shit.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

With 3:46 to go, we have a goal in Boston. Minten, wow. That was a nice one.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Amazing how all the American teams tonight (so far) are deeply allergic to scoring goals.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Seeing the "C" on Pasta's sweater just feels so right that it kinda feels wrong that it took this long.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Florida wins the first game of the season 1-0! 4.3 seconds to go in OT. What a game!

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

First game of the season is going to overtime. 0-0. Wow.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Only took 56 regulation minutes for refs to get back to not calling obvious Panthers penalties.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

53 minutes into regulation, both teams 0/6 on the PP, and 0 goals. Just as we all predicted. /s

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Only thing I expected that's happened so far is the Panthers refusal to stay out of the penalty box.

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Gary Bettman looks so miserable lmaooooooooo

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

First fight of the NHL season! (Imama vs. Deslauriers)

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Happy new NHL season, everyone!

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Wumpa @wumpasr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I want to apologize, but this year is the first year when my NHL Season Predictions article won’t be out before opening night. My brain is exhausted from writing two articles in the span of 24 hours, so it will have to be tomorrow when I finish it up. I’m genuinely sorry, everyone.

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