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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 8h

I cannot stress this enough if Democrats get elected—CONFIRM NO ONE. Stop playing the Queensbury Rules. They took Garland, you take the Chief Justice spot. Make them pay a price to make real, enforceable rules to replace the norms they broke.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just looked at the winning goaltender’s save percentage and…Edmonton may have a problem.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Matthew Knies is a large human being who is difficult to remove from the puck.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Jarmo said the same things in Columbus and never fixed it during his tenure.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yes, this looks like a team missing 3 of its regular defensemen.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Andrea to Knies. Who won the trade now, bitches?

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Remember when this jackass called COVID the China Virus?

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What exactly does this tell us about Waddell? Now, consider that and what transpired with Werenski this summer….

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So conservatives are mad because she showed who the actual welfare “queens” are instead of a charicature targeting people of color. Sounds about right.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The freedom of America before the Emancipation Proclamation, eh? These people are the worst.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So, when are we going to see this new gray Blue Jackets jersey? Also, I hate the idea of our team wearing Confederate colors. That’s the ultimate Reverse Retro, I guess.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can we just laugh at Greg Brockman’s signature? Was it take your toddler to work day or did he have ChatGPT sign for him?

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The next time these assholes want to talk about safe spaces and whatnot we need to talk about this guy’s clear anger management issues.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Got no strings to hold me down!”

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Grandpa still trying to make fetch happen.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

People are still talking about Laine signing with an NHL team and I’m like, are you serious?

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You have to be super un-intelligent to think AI is super intelligence.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Someone hand him the hot dog outfit….

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Look, not all men, but absolutely this scumbag. Sorry, but any dude who takes “pleasure” in identifying survivors? Better than 50% odds this guy has assaulted women.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Here’s the thing—going forward, Larkin’s deal is cheap.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m going to whisper it into being—Sillinger, Voronkov and the Jackets first round pick for Larkin.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When you let AI do doc review without any oversight…

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Republicans don’t know the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes. That should be your campaign ad in 2 Senate races.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Underrated part of the trade—a Seattle second round pick is equivalent to a late first round pick from a contender.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It is really funny to me that the Leafs will be paying Marchenko $500k MORE than Marner next. Learned absolutely nothing about constructing a team from their last failure. Recommitted to overpaying wings while Tavares continues to age out.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I was the Jackets, I’d be working to extend Mateychuk ASAP. Don’t F around and find out next summer.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wonder when the Jackets move Voronkov. Seems inevitable.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well, they (sort of) got a defenseman, but I had the 2nd rounder right.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

LOL They took Wood and Elvis? Thanks!

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Nick Lanciani @lanci53.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Marchenko, Merzļikins and Knies are just half of the equation, per Pierre LeBrun

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Watch how the Leafs will get that extension with Marchenko in like 30 minutes after it took us all summer to sign Fantilli….

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Moving Elvis, at this point, is only a cap saving move. It’s fairly obvious he will never play another game for the Jackets either way.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If Elvis is in this deal, could Rielly be part of it?

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don’t be mad when Marchenko goes off with Matthews.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m going to predict that before the draft Kent Johnson will also no longer be a Blue Jacket. Maybe I will be proven wrong, but I see another season of underperforming ahead for him.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And this is where it’s a win for the Jackets. What do I always say? Do not overpay wings. Jackets paid their #1 center, which you must do. How do you stay cap compliant going forward and build right? Save money on wings.

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Pierre LeBrun (Bot) @notpierrevlebrun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The proposed Leafs-Blue Jackets trade involves multiple pieces, including Knies and Marchenko, and it's not a done deal yet. Both teams still working through things. Plus Leafs negotiating with Marchenko's agent Dan Milstein.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Bruins seemed like a better option for a Marchenko trade, but I won’t hate on getting Knies if that’s where it goes.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Have to think Knies would be involved.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey, weren’t you supposed to end that war “on day 1”?

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Government records are presently being accessed by Donald Trump, so is this even worse?

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Imagine if gyms used this logic and automatically started canceling memberships.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Another brilliant Waddell acquisition…

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The one Trump told us he was going to end on Day 1? This argument helps you how?

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Personally, I’d be down with Zacha in a Marchenko trade not because it is the best option, but because Waddell has painted us into the “win now” corner and an upgrade at #2 center is imperative if this team really wants to win.

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Dan @cultureoflosing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Our long national nightmare is over. Now people can start writing about when Adam Fantilli will be traded to the Rangers, Devils, Hurricanes or Penguins.

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Somehow this Jackets team is above the salary cap. At best, a bubble playoff team. SMH

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Cap’n Cornelius @capncornelius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

As predicted, more than Gauthier on AAV. Whoever leaked that the Jackets thought his deal was leverage… SMH

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