Reposted by Team GlassAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/09/2026I’m not sure why Andrew Bailey is leaving the FBI, but we know it’s not for engaging in bestiality. 1714438645
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don't think there's a genre of music more combatively exclusionary than pop country. Every song is about bolstering the Southern ego: you're better than "them", more moral than "them." To turn around and call people who tune that shit out the snobs is a joke. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...rollingstone.comWhat Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard 'Choosin' Texas'Claiming to have never heard Ella Langley's record-setting country song 'Choosin' Texas' is similar to saying, 'I listen to anything but country.' 111
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Belated Dolly Day greetings to all my Central Time friends who celebrated this on 8/24 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I remember when Paul Ryan spread a brag about how the Trump 1 tax cut helped a woman pay for her Costco membership, and when we all dunked on that we were called out of touch with the little man 021
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I would like to urge everyone who's been in the frog boiler: take some meditation time and dwell on when politics was mostly just gridlock and occasional policy decisions, then come back to this and consider that our President just said the Military wants him to build a gilded murder arch 101
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026No matter how hard continued existence becomes, I have to keep going, because without me around no one in my house will be left to eat the crumbs at the bottom of the chip bags 011
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Lots of memories and emotions thinking about this day 25 years ago, but the one that sticks with me is the office manager where I worked told us we could go home to be with our families, and I did, and the next day she had deducted one vacation day from everyone's PTO 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One of the sad things about being alive in this era is, every time someone famous that I really care about passes away, I have to brace for the inevitable horrid thing you-know-who will say because he can't stand it when he doesn't own the news cycle 010
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Every Southerner knows someone whose choice in hair care products caused their head to get swarmed by yellowjackets at the church picnic 100
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026All the buzz about this ignores the fact "I'm dumb like you so you should vote for me" has been working in the South for decades 010
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026static.klipy.comKevin McDonald from Kids In The HallALT: Kevin McDonald from Kids In The Hall 010
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Your indigenous peoples' name is the purple Connections category for the day you were born. Happy Birthday & welcome to the world, Starts With Farm Animals 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026How much longer until we see a story about a mayor arrested for crushing a wild animal in a failed attempt to create his own town Jimothy 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Thanks to Ted, TBS, and TNT I've seen the last 45 minutes of A Few Good Men about 100 times www.huffpost.com/entry/live-u...huffpost.comTed Turner, Founder Of CNN, Dies At 87 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Every other country: Happy May Day! Glory to spring! Power to the workers! USA: lol remember when Justin Timberlake wasn't a scumbag 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 02/03/2026A lot of people complaining about Grok's racism and AI-assisted military analysis, rightly so, but let's not leave out how much Wordlebot is a smarmy little shit 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Whimsical post-Valentine's flowers for the first love and/or careful bottom in your life 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Next stop, "Baseball is better when players can bet on their own games" 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Every couple years I get to watch skating or gymnastics and remind myself I like classical music 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026There are consistently about 70 people who use MAGIC as their opening Wordle move and I want to meet all of them. I feel very strongly we should all be friends, maybe even start a commune. DM if you're one of us 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Old enough to remember when Obama was president and every Republican pedantically waved around a pocket sized copy of the Constitution 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026So much for my "Whiskey Saturdays with 'Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil' With Captain Beerdo" podcast 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026And yet every time I eat an enormous meal, pat my belly and shout out "Now I'm ready for fuckin" I get asked to leave the Golden Corral 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Three seasons, 120 episodes in 1966. Fast forward ~60 years: I spent the weekend rewatching 20 episodes of Invasion because they happened so long ago don't remember them well enough to enjoy the new season... 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 17/12/2025How easy would it be to get Trump angrily posting about how unfair it is he didn't win the NBA Cup 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Counterpoint: maybe AIs are developing other human-like qualities? I'd probably have done something like this if prompted, because I'm lazy, sarcastic, and I'd want to send a message not to ever again ask me to do an infographic for you. 010
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 11/12/2025I hate this song same as all right-thinking people, but imagine having the voice & the career she's had, and then have pop culture treat you like a Christmas decoration every year 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 10/12/2025A clerk at Autozone tried to wish me a Happy Stellantis. I looked him straight in the eye and said "Merry CHRYSLER" 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Maybe it's worth considering modern music is easy for AI to imitate because so much of it is produced by an industry that is essentially behaving like algorithms 030
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025It's just not Halloween until Linus gets bodied by a giant pumpkin 020
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Looking more and more like our best chance at seeing social justice this year is Boy Kavalier might get murked by an eyeball monster 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Let's get the word "quixotic" back in the modern lexicon 010
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 21/04/2025You realize that every open slot in the Trump Cabinet from this point on has a reasonably high chance of being filled by Kanye West, right? 030
Reposted by Team Glasscaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 07/02/2025wanna feel old? shit yourself at the bank 38822111
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Does anyone ever wake up on their birthday morning and get excited about all the dumb subscriptions and websites that sent you an auto generated Happy Birthday email? Does anyone get disappointed when their favorite app doesn't? 000
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 20/12/2024A Charlie Brown Christmas has some of the best stand-alone animated cels ever 120
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Spotify has characterized the three months I spent unemployed, depressed, listening to reggae playing American Truck Simulator to keep existential dread at bay as my "Twinkly Scratch Dub" phase 030
Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Sorry @petermulvey43.bsky.social you got Bronze this year 010
