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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 6h
Tonight I'm partying like it's 2016
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 18h
I guess he doesn't watch a lot of YouTube videos so he doesn't see the eight million "Mike Collins is a White Supremacist" commercials
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reluctantly logging back on to Polymarket to check the odds on Trump dropping a nuke before the midterms...brb
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
13, sometimes a 15 after Thai food
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was seven when "Alien" hit theaters. I knew nothing about the movie, never saw a clip, just a lot of movie posters promising it would scare you, and just knowing it existed was really scary to me
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Preach
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can see this philosophy of war in action in numerous videos of Russian meatshields throwing sticks at drones seconds before being killed by them
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anthropic CEO quietly ponders, with finger on chin. Then, softly, mutters "seven." The board room explodes with excitement
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine if he'd nailed this and you were the cameraman but you forgot to hit record
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let Them Eat Fluff Pieces
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Big Bird ass socks
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/09/2026
I’m not sure why Andrew Bailey is leaving the FBI, but we know it’s not for engaging in bestiality.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are there exceptions? Absolutely, but not on the radio. Lots of great country artists with different points of view, and the best they will ever aspire to is to open for Jason Isbell someday
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't think there's a genre of music more combatively exclusionary than pop country. Every song is about bolstering the Southern ego: you're better than "them", more moral than "them." To turn around and call people who tune that shit out the snobs is a joke. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard 'Choosin' Texas'
Claiming to have never heard Ella Langley's record-setting country song 'Choosin' Texas' is similar to saying, 'I listen to anything but country.'
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Belated Dolly Day greetings to all my Central Time friends who celebrated this on 8/24
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hello old friend!
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looks like his name is Gambly Loserton
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I remember when Paul Ryan spread a brag about how the Trump 1 tax cut helped a woman pay for her Costco membership, and when we all dunked on that we were called out of touch with the little man
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What I'm saying is, if your take on this is "oh this is him using national security as justification" maybe you're succumbing to the Trump fatigue. The real headline here is "this is fucking insane and it's really not OK anymore"
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I would like to urge everyone who's been in the frog boiler: take some meditation time and dwell on when politics was mostly just gridlock and occasional policy decisions, then come back to this and consider that our President just said the Military wants him to build a gilded murder arch
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No matter how hard continued existence becomes, I have to keep going, because without me around no one in my house will be left to eat the crumbs at the bottom of the chip bags
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm Team Glass
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They won't need to cover every polling place. They just need some footage of ICE dragging someone out of the voting line and spread it all over the news to make people want to stay home.
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel confident, without even looking, she's saying all this despite a truly damning voting record
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lots of memories and emotions thinking about this day 25 years ago, but the one that sticks with me is the office manager where I worked told us we could go home to be with our families, and I did, and the next day she had deducted one vacation day from everyone's PTO
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The people running the Dragons I went to 25 years ago would've known the people who collapsed from heat exhaustion by name. That was hundreds of thousands of people, and millions of dollars, ago...
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Someone get Laura a towel please
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of the sad things about being alive in this era is, every time someone famous that I really care about passes away, I have to brace for the inevitable horrid thing you-know-who will say because he can't stand it when he doesn't own the news cycle
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Three Dog Fortnight
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Every Southerner knows someone whose choice in hair care products caused their head to get swarmed by yellowjackets at the church picnic
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Say what you want about Steven Seagal (and you'd mostly be right when you do), but I kind of liked Marked for Death.
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
All the buzz about this ignores the fact "I'm dumb like you so you should vote for me" has been working in the South for decades
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It was maybe my kid's first CD. It would always make it into the CD player on long car trips. Them in the back singing Highway 40 at the top of their lungs
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'd be OK with this if it creates a job for just one philosophy PhD who teaches a course in "How to Not Be a D-Bag"
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Kevin McDonald from Kids In The Hall
ALT: Kevin McDonald from Kids In The Hall
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Pavo @loquepasara.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dwarf Fortress-ass headline
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Your indigenous peoples' name is the purple Connections category for the day you were born. Happy Birthday & welcome to the world, Starts With Farm Animals
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
How much longer until we see a story about a mayor arrested for crushing a wild animal in a failed attempt to create his own town Jimothy
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm so old I think saying "Google it" is cringe worthy. I will stick to what's always worked for me, which is politely suggesting a range of Dewey decimal addresses
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The Crop Heard Round The World
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
New career ambition just dropped
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
In the real photo Lindsey was also shirtless
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Tiktok-jaded-girlfriend-ass President
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
And here I was just about to abandon this crime spree
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I did it and am never looking back
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Yeah I think "American" gets used as shorthand for anything that breaks conventions and/or goes way over the top even if the result is not "good." It's a fair critique of our culture IMO. Can't pretend we're not shoving hamburgers in donuts
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Thanks to Ted, TBS, and TNT I've seen the last 45 minutes of A Few Good Men about 100 times www.huffpost.com/entry/live-u...
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Ted Turner, Founder Of CNN, Dies At 87
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sociopathy Little Debbie Snack Cake
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Team Glass @capnbeerdo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one of them is saying i love lamp
ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one of them is saying i love lamp
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