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Cap'm Kickass

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Certified teller of uncomfortable truths and will commit spontaneous dramacyde. Sarcasm is my spirit animal and orphans from the Island of Misfit Toys are my tribe. Obviously and proudly GenX. I'm probably stoned right now.🤘🏼

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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wanna read the essays.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Both of these images contain two cockpits.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/09/2026
#BlueWaveIn50Days and early voting begins in a few weeks! 🗳️ Let’s leave it all on the field and make sure we flip the House AND the Senate! Join us and contribute $5 or more right now to these 8 crucial races! secure.actblue.com/donate/mswbl...
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Support the MSW Blue Wave Impact Fund!
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
LEADER
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Senate Majority PAC @majoritypac.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
BREAKING: JD Vance just thanked Susan Collins live on stage because she votes with Trump more than 90% of the time. He’s in Maine today because Trump needs Susan Collins in the Senate. Mainers don’t.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/08/2026
EXCLUSIVE: The FBI just admitted it has over an hour of Epstein Files redaction training videos, and the FBI ignored my lawyer's directions for what to search for then hid it from us for 8 months. I'll tell you what they said today at NOON PT. Here's a link: www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...
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EXCLUSIVE: FBI Admits it has Over an Hour of Epstein Redaction Training Videos
Despite there being no exemption in the Epstein Files Transparency Act to withhold these training materials, the FBI refuses to hand them over, and they waited 8 months to tell us.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The U.S. Healthcare System is Already Mostly Socialized And there's nothing radical about wanting to end insurance company parasitism.
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The U.S. Healthcare System is Already Mostly Socialized
And there’s nothing radical about wanting to end insurance company parasitism
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: A pro-democracy legal group sued Tuesday for access to public records that could shed light on a federal immigration agency’s involvement in President Donald Trump’s efforts to undermine the 2026 midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Lawsuit seeks evidence of federal immigration agency’s role in Trump’s voter purge plans
Democracy Forward went to court after USCIS failed to disclose the public records, despite multiple Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests about the agency’s involvement in Trump’s unprecedented a...
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We need to stay calling them "tantrum missiles"
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"I have empathy" is the new "thoughts and prayers"
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is why I tend to roll my eyes when I hear that Democrats can't win in Texas because "it so gerrymandered." It may be gerrymandered, but it's also a lazy answer. It's far more complex than that. Punching yourself in face rarely causes pain to anyone but yourself.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I honestly think it's one "SCOTUS denial of a free and fair election" away.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Who lies about election results? Who refuses to accept an election loss? Who purposely sows distrust in our elections process? A coward does. A sore loser does. A sociopath does. And a traitor to this country does. That’s who.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Epstein.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Von Wolf @vonwolf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Do not stop talking about the Epstein files. Do not stop talking about the Epstein files. Do not stop talking about the Epstein files. Do not stop talking about the Epstein files. Do not stop talking about the Epstein files.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I've been getting blocked a lot lately for someone who does little more than shitpost sarcasm at/about politicians. Mm'oh well. 👋🏽🤘🏼
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/07/2026
Sorry, all! I got the day wrong. Before Trump makes his announcement THURSDAY (not tonight), please read this gift article about the last time he tried to seize voting machines, and notice which guardrails are no longer in place. www.nytimes.com/2022/01/31/u...
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Trump Had Role in Weighing Proposals to Seize Voting Machines (Gift Article)
New accounts show that the former president was more directly involved than previously known in plans developed by outside advisers to use national security agencies to seek evidence of fraud.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The flowers were fittingly covered in ladybugs.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
August 4th, 2026 will be the day that the Kentucky Republicans will announce the passing of Mitch McConnell.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"You don't do anything that's small." Children are small.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 12/07/2026
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: In a stunning admission, the FBI just confirmed to me the existence of training videos instructing FBI analysts on what to redact in the Epstein Files. I’ll show you the letter and discuss the massive implications in one hour. Link below: www.muellershewrote.com/p/breaking-e...
muellershewrote.com
BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: FBI Admits it has Epstein Files Training Videos
In a letter sent to me in response to my Freedom of Information Act Request, the FBI admits to having training videos that it failed to release under the Epstein Files Transparency Act
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Fuck. So it's going to be another Collins term.
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Grateful-1.bsky.social @grateful-1.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Good Tuesday Evening @buckivotesblue.bsky.social -- TY💙 TY... @pappyparki.bsky.social @capmkickass.bsky.social @roxineking.bsky.social @nursegenius1019.bsky.social @buffybob.bsky.social @4tinyprops.bsky.social
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Goodnight Teddy Bear
ALT: Goodnight Teddy Bear
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Julie J @j1j2.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
TY @ltwlauren.bsky.social @irishblessing.bsky.social @irishdreamerresist.bsky.social @starr80.bsky.social @missasketches.bsky.social @motherofgoldens2.bsky.social @spsmyth.bsky.social @merlinmm.bsky.social @rhindle.bsky.social @dmt4mt.bsky.social @capmkickass.bsky.social
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Update on Mitch McConnell: 'Thune spoke with him yesterday' share.google/b7tQvcnyFeor...
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Update on Mitch McConnell: 'Thune spoke with him yesterday'
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh, good. We're still talking about FIFA un-suspentions instead of children being graped by the President.
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Jake Lyon: Stay Focused On What Matters
ALT: Jake Lyon: Stay Focused On What Matters
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
How do you reconcile these two: 1. "My God, its already July." 2. "We're only a year and a half into his four-year term."
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Skeptical Dog Meme
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Julie J @j1j2.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
TY @moberzan.bsky.social @vancouvercitynews.bsky.social @fkjerhfoiejr.bsky.social @capmkickass.bsky.social @missasketches.bsky.social @sirbobofambler.bsky.social @baron333.bsky.social @thewelshtaffy24.bsky.social @adividedusa.bsky.social @ltwlauren.bsky.social @pattyger.bsky.social
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
True leaders don't demand loyalty; they command and inspire it, and it self propagates.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When we win, the first bill I’m filing is a comprehensive anti-corruption package: Overturn Citizens United Ban corporate PACs and super PACs Ban members of Congress from trading stocks Once we defeat the most corrupt politician in America, we can defeat this entire corrupt system.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Once the racist confederacy lost the Civil War, the United States spent the next 150 years becoming stronger and stronger, eventually becoming a world superpower. Until 2016, and again in 2024, when the racists again took power. And we are once again a laughing stock to the rest of the world.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They wanted to renovate the reflecting pool. But instead of repairing it, they painted a dark blue over the flaws. The dark blue absorbed heat and promoted growth of algae. So they poured gallons of hydrogen peroxide in the water. Which is now peeling off that dark blue paint. FFS. 🙄
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Allison Gill being Kickass(tm) as usual.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ell Oh Ess Eee Are
Donald Trump standing by himself, getting ignored by the winners of the world. Meanwhile he's a LOSER
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yet another "No True Bill" in the making.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
When they finally start taking his name off of the Kennedy Center, I hope they take the T off first.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I mean, it almost makes you miss the wacky hijinx of Trump 45.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's time to come to the realization that the question, "How is that legal?" no longer applies. They aren't interested in "legal". They know litigation takes time and time is all they need to tear down the democracy. By the time "legal" is determined, the damage is both done and irreversible.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Republicans consistently call Abraham Lincoln the greatest president ever. But that's only because he had an R after his name and they don't understand the actual heritage. If he were running for office today, they'd refer to him as a weirdo and his policies as those of a woke libtard.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Hey @eliaslawgroup.bsky.social I'm going you can make use of this gem of a find. It's quite a claim. share.google/WTbG9FdM661k...
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Data-driven - U.S. Postal Facts
POSTAL FACT: The Postal Service uses data not only to ensure its operations run smoothly, but also to help businesses make better use of the mail. Its mission is to provide the right information to th...
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
If Trump were to die, what would the GOP do? A. Immediately announce it per Constitutional requirements. B. Hide it as long as they could and run the country in his name. C. Body double or "Operation Weekend at Bernie's" D. Realize they're free and party with the rest of Earth's population.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Brett Michaels's pull out game is strong.
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Trump’s ‘Great American State Fair’ Lineup Crumbles As Five Acts Pull Out
Bret Michaels said the event has “evolved into something" that is "divisive,” while Martina McBride said she was misled about the show being nonpartisan.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I imagine, much like he has nothing to do with his wife's flag, he'll claim to have nothing to do with this.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Take 20 seconds and enjoy this Oregon scenery. Credit: izak photography.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
So now Republicans are suddenly capable of reparations.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/05/2026
NEW: Donald just STOLE $1.7B from us to pay insurrectionists. I have some important info about this. Please share widely.
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