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Cap'm Kickass

@capmkickass.bsky.social
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Certified teller of uncomfortable truths and will commit spontaneous dramacyde. Sarcasm is my spirit animal and orphans from the Island of Misfit Toys are my tribe. Obviously and proudly GenX. I'm probably stoned right now.🤘🏼

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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In his case, let the 🦠🦠🦠🦠 parade begin.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait.... there's a 'b' in dum? Huh?
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rahm can KMMFA.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They don't give him ideas; he has PLENTY of cabinet members that do that. They ask him to bring his morality to light so it can be properly resisted, and for posterity.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cheeto on a mosquito
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"The people" he's referring to are called jurors.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Men…
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pharma gonna purchase this technology and kill it on the vine.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Eva said to me just the other night, she said, 'Adolf, that Donald Trump is just such a stand up guy' ".
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to read the essays.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Putting the duh in propaganda.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wanna read the essays.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The GOP has taken the phrase, "It's only embarrassing if someone sees you do it", to "Its only embarrassing if you have a soul and have the capacity for shame".
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Protected expressive activity" requires a Presidential pardon?🤔
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wonder which one he'll choose when she calls him for permission.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I, myself, will be voting for both Van Halen AND Warrant.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Interesting how she wants to be qualified for the position only AFTER she gets it, as if its not a prerequisite. "Sure, Chef Ramsay. Hire me and I'll learn how to make Beef Wellington."
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good! Accountability is important. But we all know it'll be followed as well as the order this morning to allow MSNow reporters into the White House.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Understandable. Sometimes I'll go to say something like, "that's a good point" and auto correct will change it to "eat a bag of dicks". So embarrassing.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are we sure that the 2006 in the headline is the year, or could it instead be quantity?
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remember, to these people, the poor fit into the category of "undesirables" and therefore deserve to die.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Both of these images contain two cockpits.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Both of those images contain two cockpits.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Great idea! Then they need to turn it into a game of 'The Floor is Lava'.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Consciousness of Guilt
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Betcha it makes you upload your credit or debit card information after you download it.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The fart hasn't left. He's still in the White House.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hopefully, America can show this same solidarity when whichever of the many bad actors in our Government attempt to steal/change/ manipulate the upcoming election results.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Did someone say, 'do animals'?"
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Kash Patel
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We're sorry. We won't do it again. Even though we already did it once before this in an ad campaign called the "The Converse x Palmes Collaboration" and then scrubbed it from the internet when caught.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ignore everything else and just watch their little running legs. Herd of Turtles.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Couldn't" is doing a lot of work in that sentence.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
America First, amiright?
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A ton of money laundering and tax benefits to the rich, yes.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tooth tarrifs.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And it looks like he borrowed Steven Miller's rattle-can hairdo.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nope. Hiding from impeachment procedures comes first.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He already misses the atmosphere of the RNC Grindr convention.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Perhaps the view is that what little policy there is, has been coming from the Millers and Hegseths of the administration. Remove the policy, break the administration.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
CBS = Conservative Bull Shit
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Im sure the DOJ is going to get right on that.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Does this SCOTUS ruling essentially moot any/all outstanding state lawsuits?
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Make something idiot proof and they'll build a better idiot".
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ahhh, the Schrödinger defense gambit.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If he does end up showing up, he'll be a shell of his former self.
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Tortoise on its Back
ALT: Tortoise on its Back
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You mean its not going to Steve Bannon anymore?
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Funny - I bagged on Meidas for this very thing. All caps, all exclamation points, everything is BREAKING!, the "Oh my God he finally did it" on every little thing, their "when everything is highlighted, nothing is highlighted" posting. And their incel Musk-level fan boys came un-fucking-glued.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You're clearly talking about the WCTPOSWLAYG.
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Cap'm Kickass @capmkickass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In lieu of my 12k, I'll take an obituary and consider the matter closed.
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