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— - ✦ 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘻𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 she / they . 29 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 yapping fish in a trenchcoat

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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i just want this store to open so i can work Normal Hours and have a job that is paying me aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
:^)
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
guess who just locked themself out of their car and house (:
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i don’t think my favorite lemon wine exists anymore ;-;
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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N*Kim @nkimillustrate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Halloween in Hanbok 02
Witch Cat in hanbok holding a broom.
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i lost my voice now too LMAO
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one weekend in chicago really did what five airports somehow did not do
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Mengxuan Li🍄画集予約受付中 @mengxuanli.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it really would be being in semi close proximity (being in the same state) to the orange guy that would do it
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i s2g of being in chicago gets me sick after not getting sick from international travel im gonna scream
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
IT’S MONDAY TAKE YOUR TIME --- NANCY’S THE BOSS AROUND HERE
HONK
HONK 

TAKE YOUR TIME…
I’M THE BOSS AROUND HERE

HONK 
HONK

HONK
HONK

NANCY IS THE SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD, AND SHE HAS STOPPED TRAFFIC, TO ALLOW A TURTLE TO CROSS THE ROAD
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Sea Scøpe @seascope27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Credit Carp
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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a spoopy red rock with 8 legs @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just a couple hours in london and they got me craving extra creamy custard creams and chomping on nibbly fingers and hobnobs
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😭😭😭
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
one of my latest catchphrases is just “that’s so cool” about something that is the exact opposite of cool
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it’s crazy how i immediately started having stomach problems upon eating in the us again hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
extremely tempted to get a new apple watch hmmmmmm i gotta wait a little tho for more paychecks
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm deep down the rabbit-hole on Göbekli Tepe, a Neolithic ritual site with these carved columns, the oldest known megaliths. And I love the carvings. ART from 10,000 years ago. This one (Pillar 12), my dear friends, is decorated with DUCKS. 😀🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
Pillar 12, Enclosure C: ducks and boar
CREDIT: Dosseman - Wikimedia

"Building C feature at least two, more likely three, concentric walls. It has a round-oval ground plan and has a diameter of some 30 metres. As such, it is the largest of the excavated megalithic monumental buildings so far discovered at Göbekli Tepe. Its two central T-shaped pillars appear to have been destroyed in antiquity, when a large robber pit was excavated into the building and the two monoliths intentionally destroyed. It is still unclear when this destruction occurred, but most likely in the prehistoric (Neolithic?) period. Remarkable for this building and also for Building D, is that the two central pillars were slotted into two carefully carved pedestals. These pedestals had been worked from the natural limestone bedrock. The floor of this building is the equally carefully smoothed natural rock surface of the limestone plateau. The western central pillar was partially restored in 2009. On its left broad side there is the depiction of a large fox (in low relief). The bottom part of the eastern shaft was found in-situ, i.e. still inserted in its carved podest. This pillar is still preserved to a height of 2 metres, though its original height was probably around 5 metres. It appears that this pillar had also been subjected to burning at the time of the deliberate destruction, as testified by its flaky appearance. All other T-shaped pillars belonging to Building C are found at more or less regular intervals within the two inner concentric walls of the building. Eleven pillars have so far been found in the inner ring, while the second ring features seven pillars. This number would very likely increase if excavations were continued. It dates from the 10th-9th mill. BC"
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thank you 🥹🫶🏼
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yeah all the negative feelings are just flooding in
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
maybe i’m just leaving the high of being on vacation but it really feels like nothings changed in this house and that no one missed me here
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wait oh my god i have stable wifi again i can go back to playing arknights
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i didn’t even get to eat mushy peas………
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
for context i am in the uk rn
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
had to use the age confirmation stuff just to use bsky that’s insane
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
so far on this trip LHR > ORD > IST > VCE venezia is only there because my fucking honey got taken and i got finger waggled at :/
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heathrow airport had me fucked up w how much paddington stuff was there
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guess who finally copped the muji hakama pants if you see me and i’m wearing them let me know how sick nasty i look thanks
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
in london for a little and i’ve never felt more american
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my fucking honey got taken!!!!!!!! it didn’t have to be!!!!!! 😭
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
genau genau genau
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i got three hours of sleep and now i’m just lying here awake 🥹
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i’ve been awake for essentially a whole day just travelling orz the only sleep i’ve gotten is when i randomly fall asleep on planes or in the car rn and catch myself and jolt back awake
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
started playing P3R and i’m having so much fun i understand the hype now
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
started playing P3R and i’m having so much fun i understand the hype now
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
last american meal was burger king fries because they didn’t have the nuggets on the menu 🥹
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
gonna shoot for one nice piece per paycheck maybe if i can swing that
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
high key think when i get home im gonna clean my closet up and start getting more staple pieces from uniqlo
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Summer's End
A digital painting of Buizel. A Buizel inside a glass of lemonade.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
and thought the team lead (who is younger than me) was older hhhhhhhhhh
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someone stole my pretzels @cantercuse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i’m getting younger!!!!!! someone thought i was 20 years old!!!!!!!!!!!
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