Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Today is September 15, 2026. Christmas merch is on display at the Dollar Store. 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I wouldn't hire Aaron Rodgers as a plumber. He has no knowledge, skills, or ability in that area. Likewise, I wouldn't consult him on any matter of morals, ethics, or intelligence for the same reasons. ** Willing to interview teams I can support for the 25-26 season. 1-year contract. 010
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Is there a dress code for tonight’s festivities? I’m just not sure what pairs well with “Kaboom.” 🤔 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I say we lure Stephen Miller out to the backwoods with a couple bottles of Nutrafol and leave him there. 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 05/03/2026It would be a shame of this photo somehow got circulated. 044
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 22/01/2026If you did manage to turn the Titanic around, wouldn't it still be the Titanic? 🤔 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 20/01/2026 Fun Fact: Greg Bovino is 2 inches shorter than Napoleon Bonaparte. 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 06/12/2025You can't have a donut because I'm on a diet. 🙄 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I'm not sure where you live, but I scored a 16-lb whole national brand frozen turkey for under $6. Local grocery has them for $18 off if you buy $50 of groceries, as low as 28¢/lb. Also spent $15 on a prime 5-lb frozen turkey breast and thought I was splurging. 040
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 10/11/2025If you miss me, I’m out looking for a reason to give a crap any more. 141
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Nice scenario, but it would leave Pee Wee Goebbles still in control. 010
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Sooner or later, this will come to bite them in the butt. When they or *their* child gets cancer, oh, well...... 010
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Mikey can't see Trump's head from his current position. Not the big one, anyway. 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 28/08/2025@lavenia.dems.social Check in when you can. -Spots 110
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 13/08/2025The world is falling apart and the local news is reporting on a 45-year old flood and a guy who creates cereals for celebrities. <facepalm> 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Any chance that's his EKG and not his signature? 🤞 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Great day for the "I Got Mine, Fuck You" crowd. 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Anyone have a clue if/how Section 8 housing will be affected by this travesty? 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 30/06/2025For those cheering the no-tax-on-tips: Remember that your Social Security will be calculated on your earned income. This will come back to bite you in the ass. 030
Reposted by Cantankerous1ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 14/06/2025Happy Obama Appreciation Day!!! 📷cr: Pete Souza 233061
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 25/05/2025@pmskinner.bsky.social www.cnn.com/2025/05/23/s...cnn.comWhat’s so special about orange cats? Turns out they’re freaks of nature | CNNResearchers identified an unusual genetic mutation in orange domestic cats that has not been found in any other animal, according to a new study. 010
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Let's play a game. We can send ICE to pick up Stephen Miller and bet on how long it takes him to scream "habeas corpus." I'll put $20 on < 5 minutes. 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Sooooo.... Anybody price out those Chinese MAGA hats lately? 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 08/04/2025And not a single one of those millions and millions of screwers will be able to purchase an iPhone. 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Signalgate Cocktail: Pour 2 fingers of whiskey into a highball glass. Pour in another 2 fingers of whiskey. Stir lightly. Pour in another finger of whiskey. Stir. Drink what's left in the bottle. 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I'm in the US but I went out and bought Canadian maple syrup today. So there, Donald! 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 17/02/2025@bcdreyer.social We need a lesson on rein/reign stat. You can toss rain in there for good measure. 120
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Soooo….. What’s going to happen when all the people that get fired by Elon go to apply for unemployment? 100
Reposted by Cantankerous1🦋 BlueDaisy 🦋 @bluedaisyrose.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Let's get this circulated!! 😤 7921691710391
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Has anyone tried turning off the power to the Treasury building? 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I don't approve of what Luigi did, but I sure am seeing his point of view. 010
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The ones with red hair don't have their red noses. Did they forget it was class picture day? 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Ah, the day after Thanksgiving. When men in orange arrive at deer camp with a few cases of beer, plans for a bonfire, and an unrestrained urge to practice-shoot guns at trees in case they see a deer tomorrow. Lovely. 000
Reposted by Cantankerous1AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 27/11/2024If you are a gov worker, at any level or position, lock down your personal accounts. Musk has now doxxed 2 federal workers subjecting them to massive online attacks & threats. Protect yourselves. Protect your loved ones. 15313155
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Time to take out a second mortgage and have an egg for breakfast. 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Sooooooooo…… Connecticut gets 3 senators and Pennsylvania gets 1. Doesn’t seem right, but here we are. 010
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Dr Oz for the head of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services? I'm fucked. 000
Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Elon is the kind of guy who will throw hundreds of thousands of federal workers off their jobs and then close the unemployment office. 031