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Cantankerous1

@cantankerous1.bsky.social
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Covert blue dot, smart ass most of the time, dumb ass at other times. Hiding in the woods where they can't find me. Not the chatty type.

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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Testing, testing….
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today is September 15, 2026. Christmas merch is on display at the Dollar Store.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I wouldn't hire Aaron Rodgers as a plumber. He has no knowledge, skills, or ability in that area. Likewise, I wouldn't consult him on any matter of morals, ethics, or intelligence for the same reasons. ** Willing to interview teams I can support for the 25-26 season. 1-year contract.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I miss capitalization and punctuation.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Is there a dress code for tonight’s festivities? I’m just not sure what pairs well with “Kaboom.” 🤔
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I say we lure Stephen Miller out to the backwoods with a couple bottles of Nutrafol and leave him there.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It would be a shame of this photo somehow got circulated.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
If you did manage to turn the Titanic around, wouldn't it still be the Titanic? 🤔
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Fun Fact: Greg Bovino is 2 inches shorter than Napoleon Bonaparte.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
You can't have a donut because I'm on a diet. 🙄
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I'm not sure where you live, but I scored a 16-lb whole national brand frozen turkey for under $6. Local grocery has them for $18 off if you buy $50 of groceries, as low as 28¢/lb. Also spent $15 on a prime 5-lb frozen turkey breast and thought I was splurging.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
If you miss me, I’m out looking for a reason to give a crap any more.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Nice scenario, but it would leave Pee Wee Goebbles still in control.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Sooner or later, this will come to bite them in the butt. When they or *their* child gets cancer, oh, well......
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Mikey can't see Trump's head from his current position. Not the big one, anyway.
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Jeremy Berg @jeremymberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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The emperor, with his most distinguished cavaliers, came there himself, and both the impostors raised one arm in the air as if they were holding something and said: "Look, here are the leggings! Here is the dress! Here is the cloak! And so on. It is as light as cobwebs! One would think one had nothing on the body, but that is precisely the virtue of it!"

Yes! said all the cavaliers, but they could not see anything, because there was nothing.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
@lavenia.dems.social‬ Check in when you can. -Spots
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The world is falling apart and the local news is reporting on a 45-year old flood and a guy who creates cereals for celebrities. <facepalm>
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Any chance that's his EKG and not his signature? 🤞
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Great day for the "I Got Mine, Fuck You" crowd.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Anyone have a clue if/how Section 8 housing will be affected by this travesty?
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
For those cheering the no-tax-on-tips: Remember that your Social Security will be calculated on your earned income. This will come back to bite you in the ass.
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ALT DHS (NOT an official DHS account) @altdhs.altgov.info · 14/06/2025
Happy Obama Appreciation Day!!! 📷cr: Pete Souza
Photo of President Barack Obama boarding Air Force One in Jamaica, beaming a rainbow from his hand like the badass that he is
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
@pmskinner.bsky.social www.cnn.com/2025/05/23/s...
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What’s so special about orange cats? Turns out they’re freaks of nature | CNN
Researchers identified an unusual genetic mutation in orange domestic cats that has not been found in any other animal, according to a new study.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Let's play a game. We can send ICE to pick up Stephen Miller and bet on how long it takes him to scream "habeas corpus." I'll put $20 on < 5 minutes.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Sooooo.... Anybody price out those Chinese MAGA hats lately?
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
And not a single one of those millions and millions of screwers will be able to purchase an iPhone.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Signalgate Cocktail: Pour 2 fingers of whiskey into a highball glass. Pour in another 2 fingers of whiskey. Stir lightly. Pour in another finger of whiskey. Stir. Drink what's left in the bottle.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I'm in the US but I went out and bought Canadian maple syrup today. So there, Donald!
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
@bcdreyer.social We need a lesson on rein/reign stat. You can toss rain in there for good measure.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Next thing to break: Unemployment.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Soooo….. What’s going to happen when all the people that get fired by Elon go to apply for unemployment?
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🦋 BlueDaisy 🦋 @bluedaisyrose.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Let's get this circulated!! 😤
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Has anyone tried turning off the power to the Treasury building?
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I don't approve of what Luigi did, but I sure am seeing his point of view.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Bah, humbug!
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Nancy B 💙🐱🐶📚💀 @extremebeautylv.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The ones with red hair don't have their red noses. Did they forget it was class picture day?
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Ah, the day after Thanksgiving. When men in orange arrive at deer camp with a few cases of beer, plans for a bonfire, and an unrestrained urge to practice-shoot guns at trees in case they see a deer tomorrow. Lovely.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 27/11/2024
If you are a gov worker, at any level or position, lock down your personal accounts. Musk has now doxxed 2 federal workers subjecting them to massive online attacks & threats. Protect yourselves. Protect your loved ones.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Time to take out a second mortgage and have an egg for breakfast.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Sooooooooo…… Connecticut gets 3 senators and Pennsylvania gets 1. Doesn’t seem right, but here we are.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Dr Oz for the head of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services? I'm fucked.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Elon is the kind of guy who will throw hundreds of thousands of federal workers off their jobs and then close the unemployment office.
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