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Cantankerous1

@cantankerous1.bsky.social
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Covert blue dot, smart ass most of the time, dumb ass at other times. Hiding in the woods where they can't find me. Not the chatty type.

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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
⬆️ ✅
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What’s left? Trump D. C.?
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
… unless you add in Stephen Miller to the picture. Then the score triples.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Testing, testing….
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today is September 15, 2026. Christmas merch is on display at the Dollar Store.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A true classic. Should be required reading.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Are you For Imprint sure?
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Soylent green: ketchup or mustard?
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ahem. "Back" and "joy" should both be capitalized.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
And it still won't be enough.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
PA saw $6.19 early in the game.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Or whatever was listed on the coupons.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Soooo, a new episode of Air Disasters in a few weeks.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sorry, Mr Duffy is busy helping his SIL campaign. Please call back later.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Why do I have to set up an account for NYT to read a gift article? Pass.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Can we afford it? The gilt wrapping paper will be costly, I'm sure. Is there anything left in the budget for this?
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Shocker. I'll need my fainting couch for this one. 🙄
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Rather, he’s planning on not leaving.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I wouldn't hire Aaron Rodgers as a plumber. He has no knowledge, skills, or ability in that area. Likewise, I wouldn't consult him on any matter of morals, ethics, or intelligence for the same reasons. ** Willing to interview teams I can support for the 25-26 season. 1-year contract.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
$5M to wrap horse statues in gold.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Nauseating.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Not sure about the rain. But I bet you could get a hearty meal with what you could scape off with a fingernail or two......
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I miss capitalization and punctuation.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You took the word right out of my mouth.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The entire thing is so plastic.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Contemptible, loathsome, detestable, reprehensible, abhorrent, heinous, odious, repugnant, revolting, disgusting, vile, ignominious, ignoble, disreputable, unprincipled, unsavory, and rotten.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Must be 4 women.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Go for “block unknown callers.” Delicious quiet.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sounds good. But it’s worthless unless you actually DO it.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nope. Nopenopenopenope. And nope.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Stupid comes in many flavors.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What’s number 2?
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
At least he's wearing his rabies tag. That's comforting.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is exactly the type of person ICE is looking for. Deliberate, not an oversight.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Worth 19¢. Get yours now!
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bought and paid for, fair and square. What a disappointment.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I hope your wife can swim.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Care to share your recipe?
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Oz is a Turkish citizen. He should be dumped immediately.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sounds perfectly revolting.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I must admit, I didn't know "alive" was an option.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Can’t wait til he wades in on the Olympics.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh, somebody confused quality and quantity again.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"Assimilate" is Trumpspeak for "change your skin tone."
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Don’t be such a downer. We still have an hour or so.
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Cantankerous1 @cantankerous1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Pet hair is a condiment in our house.
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