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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 5h

just attempted to make a pancake and the result was so catastrophic that I will not be posting an image at this time. circle back in six months and maybe I’ll post it. it doesn’t even look like it was trying to be a pancake

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

they would love to come and see my thing! there are just a lot of jokes about how much cranking off was happening during that period of life so if it’s up to me i’d humbly prefer they come to a different genre of show with less stuff about penis and balls in it

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

they should invent a way to promote an upcoming comedy show that reaches every single person on earth except your parents

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

to be completely honest: I am walking here

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

was putting together some thoughts on why I disliked digger but ultimately realized that I probably would’ve handwaved all of that if digger were recast as ethan hawke

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brotherhood without manners @youlovetohearit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

they said we could never talk about all 200 albums of music ever released

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

building socialism tonight (finally introduced myself to my neighbors 4 months after moving in to ask if their water was also just shut off for unclear reasons)

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

car broke down again and I can’t afford to get a lyft to the streetlight concert or pickleball this weekend so as a result I have decided to activate the terrible device that extinguishes all joy and harmony on planet earth forever. it’s out of my hands. what choice did I have

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

amalfi coast currently playing at my pickleball club yupppppppp

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

had some dear friends call me last night and ask me to summarize my infinity war letterboxd review from 5 years ago because it was apparently too long for them to read. what did they mean by this

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

this is so relatable to read when you’re hungry

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the nintendo shamecube @futuresushi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Streetlight Manifesto has one song, it's called Don't Kill Yourself, has a good brass section, and it kicks ass

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

thinking about doing an improv show where I make all 6 people in the audience put their phones in yondr pouches

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

when you need an old… old thanksgiving

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

had to dig it up from the twitter archives so I can look at it over here !

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I hear they’re using the original assets from ocarina of time to improve upon everything and make a good game. and they’re doing it in under a year and it’s coming out in april 2000 and it’s called majora’s mask

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

(ate half of an entire pepperoni pizza for dinner and the other half for breakfast voice) does anyone know why playing pickleball for an hour makes your tummy hurt

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

sweeping is honestly one of the most classic ways to clean the floors of your apartment. have to give it up for mopping as well

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Year Progress @yeartimeprogress.web.app · 02/09/2026

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

after about 30 years of not being able to properly propel myself while roller skating (that shit where you kind of push outward even though wheel famously go forward???), it finally clicked tonight and it was the most exhilarating experience of my life. it just works !

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Shoes (COMMS OPEN) @shoesbedrawin.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

started my week off by getting my first hexa can I get a yup

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

garbage bag design that makes you do a double take in walmart

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

hey, you guys told me to come 15 minutes early! (spins bowtie)

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

hello I am here for my teeth cleaning

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

rushing over to the dentist and just noticed that the shirt I put on has tide pod residue all over the front. and it DOES look like cum!

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

does anyone else think that the film lab will send me my scans today? I think they will. I've lived 10000000 lives since dropping the last roll off and I think the american people are ready for me to receive my scans today

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

accidentally wore a cream colored shirt to the florida pickleball session in august with no air conditioning and my tits have never been more out

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brotherhood without manners @youlovetohearit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

On the new Postgame of Thrones: They told us we wouldn't be able to do new voices over 100 episodes into the show. They were wrong. Currently watching: House of the Dragon Season 3, Episode 8 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

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Episode 101: Stinky Birthday

Podcast Episode · Postgame of Thrones · August 12 · 2h 35m

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

happy post all drafts day to you as well my friend !

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

it was a big Q2 as far as drafts were concerned

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

would anyone like to listen to 69 episodes of “this show is farting dog ass” followed by 31 episodes of “this show is amazeballs”

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

it’s international pickleball day and a group of wonderful moms told me I look like one of their “very cute” nephews

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ALT: Flowery Flowery Deltarune

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

tragic: band you really like just released an album that uses the wrong form of “discrete” in a song title

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

listening to this popular music album over the last two weeks was the hardest thing I or anyone has ever done. like and subscribe

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

it’s been over a week since I’ve ordered a sandwich from one of my beautiful sandwich chains out of fear of the doodoo parasite and I’m crawling up the walls about it. whoever eliminates the doodoo parasite from our wonderful produce will have my eternal service in the afterlife

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

this is such fucking bullshit. so I’m just supposed to cancel the Lettuce and Bagged Salad Mix party I’ve been planning for this weekend?

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

they were playing maps yeah yeah yeahs at pickleball today. cmon man i’m trying to lock in

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

vacuumed the interior of my car for the first time this year and definitely collected enough sandwich crumbs to fully reconstruct a brand new sandwich

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

they’re a few hours before emperor x on the same bill 😭😭😭

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

you might be right! I was leaning pup since they also have algernon cadwallader right before but I do want to get melted and exploded by emperor x so: much to think about!

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

fest schedule dropped and PUP is playing the dream is over at the exact time that Emperor X is playing western teleport

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since

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darkest lariat, phd @canopymanatee.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

supergirl movie wasn’t very good and the third act needle drop also wasn’t very good but the first act did feature sleigh bells and modest mouse songs. and you have to admit that

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