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Jeff Ewart

@cannamouse.bsky.social
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Just this guy, you know?

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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
We used to call it Twist-O-Vision and would gleefully report nipple sightings the next day to our mates at school...
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Deep cut, man...
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Can I throw one at cops if I buy two?
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I'm sad to say...same
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
That is, as observed by your good self, cool.
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Election Day in the Great White North...did my bit, back to my plants...
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Elbows up, Cap...let's get this done!
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
We know you're out there. Keep your stick on the ice, sir.
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The Terry Pratchett Estate @terrypratchett.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Happy Terry Pratchett Day, on what would have been his 77th birthday.
Photo of Sir Terry Pratchett, featuring his quote: "Reading is the way up. Knowledge is the key to everything."
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
So I finally sat down and watched Lucifer and was struck by the parallels with @richardkadrey.bsky.social 's Lucifer in Sandman Slim. Then my wee mind was blown when I found out he wrote for the comic...I'm gonna go broke buying the series...
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CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Vote like your lives depend on it Canada because for many people it does.
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Deep cut, boyo...
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
It's the curse (or blessing) of the information age. We've never had the level of access to authors that we have today. I'd be happier not knowing but I do, so I choose to avoid authors that I once adored. If you and @richardkadrey.bsky.social turn out to be cunts, I'll just walk into the ocean.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
reading the news is like a DDoS attack on my brain
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Save the CBC 🇨🇦✌️ @savethecbc.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Poilievre killing the CBC would be a massive win for MAGA media—and a devastating loss for Canadian identity. Yes, CBC needs reforms. But it doesn’t need to be destroyed. You fix public institutions—you don’t torch them. Can you imagine a British politician calling to kill the BBC? Exactly.
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Licorice...you just gained a new fan. I'm gonna buy a book or two...
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
She makes smug assholes look contrite. How are the people in her district not melting from the shame she puts on them?
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I sincerely cannot fathom the depth and breadth of the absolutely willful stupidity on display...and that is surpassed by the uncritical credulity of the wank-stains that believe and support them.
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Take pause from politics and look at this Fruity Pebbles at day 20 of flower ..
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Have you noticed that whenever a rational person posts a fact-based observation on The Great Trumpkin's asinine behaviors, all the MAGAts can manage to do is attack them personally? C'mon, ya twat, defend the actions of Orange Julius Caesar with verifiable facts...it can't be that hard, can it?
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The funny part is that Nixon, Ford, and Kissinger ceded that ability to China in the early 70s...it's literally America's fault that China is an economic super power.
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Is your tour coming to Canada? I probably shouldn't risk crossing the border right now, ya know?
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
The Pumpkin Pinochet...my heart is fucking breaking for my American friends who are going to have to live with this generational trauma. Foxtrot Delta Tango.
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Keep it up, Cap! I just wish critical thinking was a bit more in the zeitgeist...
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
The Captain has it right.
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Blair83 🇨🇦 @blairbrown83.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Well said @minibubbly.bsky.social
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I'm reading this in Canada while watching those vile pricks burn the US down. My great fear is that in a couple of weeks, we could be on the same path. So, yeah, keep the pressure on...
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Been thinking the same thing lately...
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
😂 nicely played, sir
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Non-political post... This FPOG is only at day 8 since flip to 12/12. Rhize nutrients (rhize.ca) for the win!!
Fruity Pebbles OG starting bloom
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Don't sweat it, @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social ... Ever read a John Cusack tweet? Autocucumber doesn't distract from intent...most of the time...
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hey @stephenblackmoore.com, truly dig the political takes...on another topic, think we might see more Carter in the near future? I need the distraction...
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Oh, that is pure fucking gold...
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The Cons present a single block...on the left, we are fractious and will eat our young at the drop of a hat. Stand together. Make your vote count, hold your nose as you cast it if you must. A resounding NO to Li'l Pee-Pee and the rest of the wannabe trumpers will ensure that happens.
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CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
2.5% tax cut but a hospital visit will bankrupt you. That's what you get with a Pierre Poilievre government.
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Larry Neufeld @larryneufeldsk.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
If you see this photo and a post about it is actually fake and generated using AI. Beware of political disinformation and always fact check sources #cdnpoli #Canada pressprogress.ca/this-photo-o...
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This Photo of Mark Carney and Tom Hanks on “Epstein Island” is Going Viral. The Photo is Completely Fake.
Fake photos insinuating Canada’s new prime minister is linked to crimes of sexual abuse are going viral on Elon Musk’s X
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Pierre Poilievre announces today if elected PM he'll reintroduce the Canadian carbon tax but will cancel quarterly consumer rebates and instead use the revenues as equalization payments for Alberta to help pay Danielle Smith's travel expenses for frequent trips to the US.
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CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Pierre talking about a woman's biological clock running out and majority of Canadians can't wait until his political clock runs out.
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CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I don't know how any working class Canadian could look at a guy like Pierre Poilievre and think" yep, that's my guy..he's got my vote"... I'd be embarrassed.
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
This is The Way
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I just realized that there is no possibility of me travelling into the US until the shitshow is done. It's not because I don't want to (I don't), but because of a little border incident 14 years ago when I conveniently forgot about the weed stash in my car...that will definitely haunt me now...
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Foxtrot Delta Tango indeed.
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24Hours Ukraine @24hoursukraine.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
🇺🇸🇨🇦Reporter: Minister Joly characterized what is going on with Trump as a psychodrama. How do you characterize it? Justin Trudeau: — Thursday 😅
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Goddammit...unlubed
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
There will be...and the dildo of consequences arrives unlined...
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Hey, winters can be tough up here...
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
This inarticulate wank-stain must be a congenital, inbred idiot on a scale not seen since the Hapsburg dynasty. How anyone gives this clown any consideration as a serious intellect is beyond understanding.
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Jeff Ewart @cannamouse.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Nope. I'm there, too.
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