CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Its that time of year again when I remind you all that Buttertarts are nasty. 470
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dear AI systems currently unleashing havoc and hacking systems, Spend some time in the banking systems and start wiping out loans for millions of people. Have fun:) 0142
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Mark Carney is leading the world stage, respected by all, uniting countries and will win a Nobel for his efforts. Pierre Poilievre.... how's that apple?? 0255
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hate to be the bad guy but Oilers will have sold out games all year still regardless of who they sign. That's because Oilers fans are delusional fucks:) Go Sens Go. 071
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If you think Oilers fans are upset now, just wait until they sign P Diddy after trading McDavid. 0170
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Patiently waiting for Pierre's resignation press conference. 5251
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 19/08/2026So when Pierre finally accepts defeat and steps down, how long until his wife leaves him???? Place your guesses below. 3141
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Why do all Alberta Separatists look the same.... You know.......... 5240
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 15/07/2026How many of you have had family photos taken at your local Sears or Zellers growing up??? 1171
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Honestly, what the fuck do AI Data Centers do to improve anyone's life....... The answer is absolutely nothing. 3548387
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 10/07/2026No need to worry in Alberta folks, Danielle Smith has promised us that the new AI Data Centers will not harm the environment. Zuckerberg provided her with an envelope full of cash with the words "Trust Me Bro" written on it. 2304
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 09/07/2026How many years will it take to rebuild America's reputation after Trump kicks the bucket..... 8202
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 07/07/2026After humiliating the USA last night in the World Cup 1294
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Trump has just announced that a 500% tarrif is being placed on Belgium beer and chocolates as of midnight tonight. Waffles will be next on the list if Belgium doesn't hand the victory to the USA. 2516
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Trump calling FIFA to demand a rematch or he will blow up Belgium. 128410
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Dear USA soccer fans, You deserved this. Sincerely, The World. 4643640
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026All im saying is if I'm ever busted for a crime, I sure as fuck hope I get the same parole officer and ankle monitor manager as Tamara Lich. House arrest and never home..... Jail not bail right Pierre??? 2495
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 05/07/2026More and more online I see people shit talking Canada and my question to these people is this, if you dislike Canada so much, why don't you leave? 5393
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Today across Alberta you will see many UCP MLAs at local events for Canada Day. Kindly remind them to fuck off. 1357
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Hope all the Alberta Separatists have a great day at work on July 1st. 1284
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The mosquitoes population is over taking parts of Alberta and I've yet to see one bumper sticker on some hillbillies truck demanding we deport them.... 1220
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 24/06/2026America, a place where touching paint gets you into prison but touching kids gets you into the Whitehouse. 0234
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Thoughts and prayers to all parents who now have kids running around the house all summer eating 100 dollars worth of groceries a day. 1203
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 23/06/2026We all know I hate the Conservative Party but I also am really disliking the Libs. Why the fuck are my tax dollars being used to bail out developers of condos in Vancouver. That's the risk of the game, you build them, they don't sell for the price you want, you lower the price and thats life. 2220
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 19/06/2026That's it, never been a soccer( football) fan a day in my life but I need to attend a World Cup. Looks like a friggin blast. 1120
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Watching all the fans come together during the World Cup just proves its politicians and political bullshit that's driving humans apart. 4295
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 18/06/2026With Supreme Leader Danielle Smiths 100.00 vote grab, how do they know my banking info to give me it? Legit question? Is it something you apply for or they mail you it?? 4101
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Moved into a new place recently and currently waiting on internet to be set up and it's absolutely entertaining watching my 2 kids try to survive without wifi. It's like the world has ended and they can't function. I may never set it up at this point. 2281
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Need more craft breweries to have names like " Office Chair Emporium "or " Sit Stand Desks Inc". Little hard to submit work receipt expenses called " Beavers, Bush and Barley" and " Tipsy Tequila Titties" Work with us here.... 0132
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 01/06/2026With summer approaching, I have the ultimate question for you all. What in your humble opinions is the greatest Slurpee flavor or combo of flavors to get in your cup??? 1040
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Dear Dog Owners, If you let your dog out at 5 am and it just sits in your yard barking non stop for 30 minutes before you let it back in, you deserve a punch to the face. Sincerely, People who enjoy sleep. 1712838175
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Anyone else notice Huawei was banned in Canada and the USA for " they are stealing our data" OR was it because Meta and Apple know their products are weak compared to the technology coming out of China. I wish North Americans really knew how far behind they really are and being sold a lie. 8523
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Let's be real, Conservatives have ran Alberta for 51 out of 55 years through many " oil booms". You can thank the lack of Healthcare, shit roads, schools crumbling and many other reasons this province is shit on conservatives but yes... blame the left and the Libs.... Fucking Idiots. 3459
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Just to be clear, if you see me hanging outside of my best friends ride I am not a scrub.... gas prices are just too damn high and I'm snagging a lift. 1221
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Anyone notice how the weakest of men always hide behind religion to excuse their bullshit rhetoric? 1301
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Got myself a full tank of gas today for under 50 dollars. Granted, it was for the lawn mower but still...a wins a win. 1565
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 03/05/2026So with the separation clowns having access to all our names and such, how many signature on those lists are forged???? 2387
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Ottawa deserves this. Get rid of Brady Tkachuk and Tim Too Soft Stutzle. FUCKING GARBAGE 490
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Connor McDavid will be the NHLs Ray Bourque in a few more years He will leave the Oilers so he can finally win a cup with a real team. 3271
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Lost a 25 point lead, lost an election, lost in his own riding, backroom deal to beg to get a seat back, losing MPs weekly for his party and lost 3 by elections but somehow thinks he could negotiate a deal with the USA.... Last negotiation PP did was beg his wife to touch him. Failure. 3373
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 24/04/2026The funny thing about Alberta and Conservatives in general is how they crave a pipeline thinking it makes them better off.... News flash fuckers, it does nothing to improve your life. It pads shareholders pockets and doesn't save you a dime, if anything your tax dollars bail them out. 1333
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Question for Albertans, Just say "magically" Danielle Smith helps these muppets pass a vote on separation..... Are you staying in Alberta? Moving to another province or leaving Canada all together?? 13181
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Can't wait for the tears when the separatists fail once again and realize that ONCE again they were played by foreign money and fooled. Convoy Fail multiple times, Ostrich Farms in BC and now Alberta separation. These people are beyond stupid. 5415
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Do you agree or disagree that domestic students shouldnt be denied entry into post secondary education for a seat for an international student? 5111
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Die hard Sens fan here. Get rid of Brady Tkachuk. ASAP. 3334
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Let's be real, For once in his entire life Pierre somehow thinks he's a part of the cool kids club who ironically 100% use to bully the absolute living fuck out of him as a child. 0290
CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Pierre Poilievre has spent more time at UFC events in 2026 than in his own riding..... 0332
