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CanineDogMutt (CDM)

@caninedogmutt.bsky.social
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I'm a gay dog on the internet | he/him | mid-20s | Some kind of leftist | Forklift certified | woof woof bark bark | 'SFW' but minors begone | Banner is @gelki.bsky.social

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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you dogonline dot net for giving me something more important to do at work than doing work Anyway look at my dog. He's gay dogonline.net/dog/DogMutt
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Dog Online
Please play Dog Online every day.
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think I've spent at least 40 hours of the last 3 days just sleeping Man being sick sucks
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No, I just had to solve the riddles three to get access to the parking lot
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Essyx 🎨🐊 @essyx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What if Fox & Wolf but they're actually fox & wolf sized? 👉👈
Wolf O' Donnell pins a blushing Fox McCloud to a wall, teasing the smaller canine's flustered snarl.
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man, it sure would have been nice if work told us the only road leading to it would be closed today! :)
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was so bad. I tried to play it again a while ago for some nostalgia, and I just couldn't lmao Not to mention it had like half of the game mechanics stripped out of it too. I guess it's impressive it ran on the GBA at all, even though it really shouldn't have lmao
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I didn't have access to the PC version for the longest time, so most of my time playing it as a kid was on the terrible GBA port lol
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah fuck probably should've included Project Zomboid too but I ain't redoing that again
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(repost for an edit whoops)
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw a few people doing this one so whyyyyy not :3
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丨砸 @rollingstone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Luc the Lab @puppydog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A typical day in the life of this doggy ^^ 🦊: @mulberryfox.bsky.social 🦊: @pampedfox.bsky.social 🎨: @cruepocket
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plork @hemuchang.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
gotta keep him addicted to the chase
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Rhokote @rhokote.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sportsy coat
Three sketches of an anthropomorphic scruffy mutt donning a sports coat. 

One sketch depicts the character lying down on their stomach with legs kicking up in the air. 

Another sketch is the character looking over with a curious look. 

The last sketch is the character riding an uncolored and unrefined drawing of a bicycle, out of breath and struggling to continue.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I knew the Steam Frame was gonna end up costing way more than it should, but man, it's still really disappointing
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0rio @0rio.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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☘💀CROM CRUACH💀☘ @dr4i0chtdvbh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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DWC Marshal Arts @infurnationale.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One step closer to world peace!
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Zennie @zenniefox.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
love it when it tracks
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I hate customers!!!!!!
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wishing everyone going shopping this labor day weekend a very merry Go Fuck Yourself
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Guacy @guacy900.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the Mechanic
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Kiku @ SPX W15A @kikuhughes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
these are getting weird
comic depicting tesla cars with bumper stickers reading "anti-elon tesla club," "I bought this before elon went crazy," "vintage tesla, pre-madness edition," "absolve me," "absolve me," "tell me i'm good," "tell me i'm not to blame."
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Zennie @zenniefox.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
hardly restin'
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Zennie @zenniefox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ruminating
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Zennie @zenniefox.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
that tracks
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sleepy @sleepychuu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
sweet and sensitive with it
a drawing of a pink anthropomorphic dog wearing blue and white briefs and a white crop top with the word "wag" written on it. he has his hands behind his back, smiling with his tongue out.
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Robo // Sunshine Banjo Face @roboyeen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Aliems
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 02/09/2026
This is an absolutely catastrophic data breach of an identity verification vendor 150+ million drivers license scans that includes photos, address, license numbers etc. It includes Pete Hegseth, security researchers, and even the deputy director of the FBI. krebsonsecurity.com/2026/09/fbi-...
A screenshot of a search result on a website titled "NEXUS | Identity Document Database" showing a locked Minnesota driver's license record for "PETER HEG******." A driver's license portrait of Peter Hegseth appears on the left, next to mostly redacted information fields, including ID number, birth date (1980), and address, followed by a prompt to purchase the full record for $100.00.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Zunkee | working on comms ✨️ (6/10 Done!) @zunkee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You want more money? Sorry, your hours are getting cut this month. Hope you can get by on 14 hours of work, bozo You want fewer hours to focus on life outside of work? Sorry, we just decided to finally acknowledge that we're shortstaffed, have fun working 40 hours a week lol
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I kinda can't get over how petty our HR middle manager is, it's incredible, really
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
why are democrats attacking a twitch streamer more than they've ever attacked the gestapo and the concentration camps they throw people into? well I'll tell ya
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mikey (swag) @mikeyswag13.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Now if only I could get over that pesky Fear of Being Percieved....
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I do think the years of wagecuckery have given me one advantage compared to when I attempted university right out of high school, in that it has largely drilled the perfectionist out of me. Sometimes good enough is, in fact, good enough, and good enough is always better than nothing
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
all my homies hate proctorio 🤝🤝🤝 fr though, that spyware shit got put on an old laptop I don't care as much about, no way that was going on the computer I actually use lol
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Taz🍀🌟 @tazzle.art · 20/08/2026
fullbody for @mrjimmydafloof.bsky.social 🐾☕! #furry #furryart
a striped hyena dressed in punk attire looking grumpily at the viewer, while holding a hot cup of coffee (the first of the day)
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
First day of classes come and gone, and I'm feeling downright Okay
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Grozz @grozz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
there are no 'correct' grounds for being a socialist to people with a vested interest in defending the capitalist order. if you're poor, you're lazy. if you're middle class, you're envious. if you're wealthy, you're hypocritical. it's all a goalpost-moving shell game.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You are also too white, black, brown, male, female, or the wrong kind of any of that, etc etc. If you havent done the reading you represent how shallow and driven by hype/fashion/emotion it is and if you have you show how insular and academic and ideological it is. Repeat for a few centuries.
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Chaw fennec influencer arc??????
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This shit is so goofy lmao
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CanineDogMutt (CDM) @caninedogmutt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Truly, a tech tree for the 21st century...
A screenshot of a tech tree in a modded Victoria 3 game, showing 3 researchable technologies of "Terrorism", "Influencers", and "Memes"
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abby @abbysux.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thomas, I am a bit concerned about this gaming industry collapse

We play 20 year old games

Splendid.
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