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junkyard ambrose

@caninebrainz.bsky.social
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he/it. rabid transsexual Chernobyl zombie dog. neo-impressionist schizoliterature for a hundred failed apocalypses evidence locker: caninebrainz.neocities.org FREE PALESTINE 🍉

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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if you watch enough instagram reels bodycam footage Mark Zuckerberg personally unlocks the algorithm's secret eastern european softcore gay porn mode for you
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
SHITWORDMUSEBOMB COMING SOON. self-collaborative ergodic short story collection mangled into a text-based oracle 100% handmade to make your own meaning. 19 decks only available @voidcon.bsky.social but stay tuned for the game adaptation coming 2027
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Evan Dean Shelton @realsonicdanger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
VOIDCON 4 NOV 12-14 CROWNE PLAZA HOTEL HARRISBURG PA
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Gore @allisfullofgore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
More GORE coming to the #LeedsZineFair2026 26 September. See you there 💕
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
junkyard backyard cuz I got big new shit to promote tomorrow-yard
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Gore @allisfullofgore.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Reality not what it used to be? Does it feel like god is a hack horror writer? Come to our #Scalarama2026 screening and workshop! We're showing the 1994 classic In the Mouth of Madness and following it up with a mini version of our weekly workshop.
Poster for Gore Scalarama Screening. Red background with the eyes of a man with the pupils dividing in each eye. He looks filthy and monstrous. Text reads: Gore presents John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness, Screening and queer horror writing workshop hosted by horror writing collective Gore. Tickets £7, The Nests 2 Regent Street Leeds, LS1 7QA, doors at 6PM, film at 6:30PM, workshop at 8PM. There is a QR code and Tiny URL link to purchase tickets and the Scalarama Leeds logo on the bottom right with a quote from the credits at the end of the film that read: Human interaction was monitored by the Inter Planetary Psychiatric Association, the body count was high, the casualties are heavy.
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VOIDCON @voidcon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
IT IS FREE TO VISIT VOIDCON REMEMBER THAT
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
exercising non-attachment by sinking hours into a design variation just to stick with the original. just one more & I'll attain arhathood
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the sheer amount of glue fumes I'm inhaling daily for this project got me feeling like the Oracle of Delphi
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
looksmaxxing in many ways is just accelerationist pro-ana but it's my sincere belief the average 2000s UGW-in-bio teen anorexic could explode all bone smashers with mere proximity. weak in body solos weak in mind tldr
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
my sudden onset Warframe addiction is perfectly conducive to the progress on this novel because both strive to be the most overstimulating experience conceivable by an organism with eyes
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
god gives his brokest artists the best big budget ideas
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No Context Creepypasta Quotes IS TAKING TOO LONG @nocontextpastas.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“what followed was the worst sounds i have ever heard. CRACK SNAP CHOKE RIP SCHWELCH”
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
people usually don’t fuck with it as hard as I do but that’s literally not my problem, they hated Jesus, et cetera
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
favorite part of every longform project is coming up with an accompanying non-text adaptation that’s only occasionally financially feasible. LIBER BX3 CD was the gateway drug & [REDACTED] is frankly my favorite creative endeavor so far
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
it ain’t Void but I’m told One Of Us Fest is happening again this year in Iowa City
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Weirdpunk Books @weirdpunkbooks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Our next announcement is Sasha Ravitch's ENFREUDIFICATION, a zine with two strange stories about obsession, connection, disconnection, the internet, and a need to belong, both set in New York. Ltd to 300 copies, I've got about 75 left for sale. Grab one! weirdpunkbooks.square.site/product/enfr...
Zine cover with an over photocopied b&w photo of a woman sitting at an old computer in a library, the word ENFREUDIFICATION obscures her eyes and Sasha Ravitch obscures her mouth.
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Désespérer @decervelage.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The Art of Paul Laffoley.
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
went to sleep caffeinated as hummingbird balls & dreamt the most sickening sound of a human head hitting concrete like a half-frozen rotten watermelon. I think I’m not gonna do that anymore
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
there’s bodies without organs everywhere for those with the eyes to see if you ignore the categorization of eyes as organs
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“what if I made this story hypertext“ & other things said by someone attempting to ruin their life
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
new moon new KILL THIS ZINE transmission named SINGULAR SORROW EXTINCTED, something a bit more linear for enthusiasts of biological matter mobius loops. get it for free/pwyw NOW @ caninebrainz.itch.io/ktz with its 5 esoteric brethren
KILL THIS ZINE! #6 by junkyard ambrose on a black splatter on purple paper and obscured textPLASTICINE LAKE INGUINALLY CRAVES SOME BODY TONGUE SOFTENED BABY FOOD FED ON DEEP END DUCKLING ENDLINGS OF
OLD BEGINNINGS. LURKING PALLOR NEVER PUKES WET SUSTENANCE: NEVER PUKES OSPREY TALISMAN LUCK FOR THE SAKE OF COMPARISON - EQUAL IN ALL UNGULATE MOURNERS, THIS SINKING EVENING HOLLOW HALLOWED BY LIQUID GIVEN LIFE. IT LICKS A MORTAL STRIKE. PRAYER! PRAYER UPON PINK SINEW TINKLING FEAR SWALLOWED: A MATING SONG. MENAGERIE UNAWARES, HAUNCHES TURNED AND SPURNING MEAT PULP CULPABILITY INCIDENTALLY, PERFECT INNOCENCE
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Austin Osman Spare’s teenage art experiments contributing to the ideology of at least 1 modern terrorist organization is my 9/11 to Twilight pipeline but reversed
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VOIDCON @voidcon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
“No Sun in the Shadow of the Wizard”, with Edwin Callihan. No Sun in the Shadow of the Wizard is a shamanistic multimedia meta panel ritual concerning the places where fiction and reality mix like blood and dope in a needle. Take a hit and join us in the unseen realms. Saturday Nov 14th at 3:03pm
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
initial formatting ideas for the next novel (newsletter gets concept peeks this month btw @ caninebrainz.kit.com/e93514feb8) are shaping it into an even more unsellable monster than the last one
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
would anyone happen to know anything about this
ambiguous allusions to autoeroticism, incest, bisexuality, or paraphilia
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
knuckle tats that read DEAD BODY
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Agita Publishing @agitapublishing.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Agita Magazine is opening for weird flash submissions on July 1 for its second issue, "Music." This time we have O F Cieri (@ossuary.bsky.social) as guest editor! Check out the guidelines at agitamag.com/submissions
A black circle. On the outside it says agita 2 and agitamag.com.
On the inside it says Music, September 1, 2026, submissions open July 1, guest editor O F Cieri.
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
keepin it a buck the only thing stopping me was the 2 fishmongers with direct line of sight on me
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Jenny Holzer @jennyholzer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
ANIMALISM IS PERFECTLY HEALTHY
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
socialized enough to know it’s frowned upon to eat the grocery store cooked shrimp even when they’re just out in the open on ice. animal enough to really really want to
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
they made Natalie Portman Black Swan puke twice just in case the everything else wasn’t enough subtext
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
the things Movies About People With Eating Disorders That Aren’t Primarily About Eating Disorders do to signal to an audience that doesn‘t know what thinspo means that This Character Has An Eating Disorder are so funny to me specifically
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
someone out there is writing a snarky 2.5 star letterboxd review of a movie that contributed to the radiance of your one eternal soul
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
if you’ve never been inside a dialysis center before it smells like straight open corpse
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theyfab chaser @theyfabe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
penetrative sex? is that when you break the skin?
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
also for no reason I’m on insta now @ www.instagram.com/caninebrainz
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
doing that newsletter thing but all high concept cuz surrealists have more fun. a little roadkill in your inbox every month featuring whatever books/movies/art I’ve been chewing on & anything I spit out in the process. first one drops on the 30th subscribe @ caninebrainz.kit.com/e93514feb8
pigeon organs censored with various arrows, text boxes, and the date 26.06
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
doing that newsletter thing but all high concept cuz surrealists have more fun. a little roadkill in your inbox every month featuring whatever books/movies/art I’ve been chewing on & anything I spit out in the process. first one drops on the 30th subscribe @ caninebrainz.kit.com/e93514feb8
pigeon organs censored with various arrows, text boxes, and the date 26.06
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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Introducing @darkertimes.bsky.social - a new worker-owned website for cultural criticism about all things horror! www.darkertimes.com
darkertimes.com
Darker Times
A worker-owned magazine for horror culture, commentary, and criticism.
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
however many pictures you think exist of Allen Ginsberg soyjack pointing, there are more
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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin @miseryvulture.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It is also one year since my horrible children, Órfhlaith and Arnaud, were set loose upon the world. Happy birthday, freaks. filthyloot.com/product/flei...
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Fleischerei by Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin - filthy loot press
Perfect Bound // 4×6, 146pgs “Fleischerei examines how consciously and intentionally we can adopt the obsessions of others, how willful our abandoning of our own will can be, and how persistent we mus...
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Serial Experiments Rain Corbyn @raincorbyn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@ossuary.bsky.social ‘s record industry occult freakout novel BACKMASK has an audiobook in production, narrated by moi! Pre-Order to get a discount and forehead kiss. Paperback and ebook from @malarkeybooks.bsky.social haruspex-audio.com/products/bac...
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BACKMASK Pre-Order
Author: O.F. Cieri. Narrator: Rain Corbyn. Approx. 10 hours. NOTE: This is a Pre-Order! BACKMASK will deliver July 31 2026. Discounted price is for the pre-order only, so get it while it's cheap! BACK...
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
gonna keep saying it every year but y’all ain’t ready for this year’s @allisfullofgore.bsky.social zine
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
nothing’s ever original but I expect some attempt at freshness when Ghost in the Shell did it the best decades ago
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I hope Joost Klein knows I have such sights to show him
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 26/05/2026
We are sad to report that Japanese splatter master and Tokyo Gore Police director Yoshihiro Nishimura has passed away at just 59 years old. Nishimura is known for his gory blasts of insanity including Helldriver and Mutant Girls Squad, as well as the more recent Holy Mother.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A dog is smoking along with his owner. Another man walks by and asks "hey man, should your dog be smoking?" The owner of the dog says "don't worry. They're dog cigarettes."
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
the section on black lace-weaver matriphagy behavior is the most moved to emotion I’ve been in months en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matriph...
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junkyard ambrose @caninebrainz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
yeah sure you can say it like that
Overall, matriphagy is an extreme form of parental care
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