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honestly that's not a bad showing by a sick kid against a very coordinated adult. in my head it was way more lopsided.

that's nice that ryan day wrote those sick kids a letter but all i can think of is when cardale jones shredded that dying kid on the NCAA video game

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 22m

i know he snuck his name into the hawkeye logo. he should've diagnosed his own narcissism!

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 32m

hold up, you're telling me iowa painted their visitors' locker room PINK?! #epic #winsauce

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 1h

new fundraising opportunity for my student org. shake down UNM fans walking through CNM toward their stadium.

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Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 2h

Sometimes you gotta kick your quarterback in the junk. For luck.

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 5h

I’m in nursing school and he’s huge on TikTok. It’s mostly him in drag looking exasperated

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 6h

"Two commercials with this mangy mutt in a row! Two!" - Me, in hour four of the pod

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 6h

I will gladly do an episode of PTFO exposing the many crimes of Peter

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 6h

Tough break for the txgop. Not sure they’ll be able to find another guy like him in deer park.

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 7h

If they made that today he would arrest him for not masking

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 7h

They really looked out with the last two weeks being overcast and rainy every day

Many hot air balloons in the sky over Albuquerque during the balloon fiesta. #ABQ

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 7h

Chick fil a balloon not allowed at the main launch #woke2

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 19h

always felt awful for mel getting her head shaved for nothing

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 19h

look it's still a five bagger

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 19h

like you smoke the evil bong and you end up in a fantasy realm where there are strippers dressed in some theme related to you and kill you with a bad lap dance

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 20h

evil bong could be stupid fun but the way it kills people is a snooze

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 02/10/2026

Probably all the balloons I’ll have time for this weekend

Two hot air balloons among some trees in Albuquerque.

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 02/10/2026

Maybe they’re joking. I heard we don’t get jokes here

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 02/10/2026

Not fully awake but I swear this shuttle bus driver had a song playing with the lyrics “Jesus was a chaser”

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 02/10/2026

that guy should apologize for being named robert lee

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 02/10/2026

yeah the rodgers season of humiliation is not worth listening to them lavish praise on watson

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 02/10/2026

I Wanna Be Your Dog plays over the replay of the serial sex criminal throwing a touchdown

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 02/10/2026

"we could wear masks and chant! and it will bring us bounty at harvest time!"

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 02/10/2026

Wonderful news! Aaron Rodgers performed radical chelation therapy on Kirk Herbstreit's beloved dog Peter and removed all the vaccines from his body! 👍

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Ally Roth @alinaisyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

For 15 years, there is no one I have relied on or trusted more than my friend and brother Mikey Goodmark. The support he shows to everyone he touches represents what every human being should be. But Mikey is struggling. And we have reached the point where we need help getting him back to safety.

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Donate to Keep Mikey and His Cat in Their Home, organized by Raven Jakubowski

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 02/10/2026

my manager did this to us when i was working front desk at a hotel. weirdly he was the same manager who knowingly let a couple with bed bugs stay in the hotel!

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 22/09/2026

they should make a movie where a dog learns about life from a human

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 02/10/2026

wow....and a hundred years later kent hance would record his podcast there!

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 01/10/2026

So cool when “hey do you keep up with anyone from back in the day?” Leads into “everyone you just mentioned(positively!) is a fake asshole, don’t you agree?”

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 01/10/2026

One of my classmates had a patient last week. The only things he could verbalize were “Bahbahbahbah” and “god damnit”. After a while I went caught a look at his room and he had several pieces of Texans merch 😘👌

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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"snoring" is probably not what it sounds like here fyi she's likely agonal and barely alive

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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/10/2026

Volume up for the sweet sounds of Miga dreamtime

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 30/09/2026

that's what people say when they overhear you on the toilet

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 30/09/2026

4-0 is the most dangerous lead in sports,

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 30/09/2026

thanks, guy who said a 90 pound woman assaulted him

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 30/09/2026

J Mascis’ doom metal side project Witch owned

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 30/09/2026

Trade this guy to the Phillies

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 30/09/2026

is blaming every blown election on some third party nobody supposed to make the party look strong?

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 30/09/2026

going robert evans mode is a dub over whatever thiel is doing

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 31/08/2026

New bit will be that every time a tom cruise movie comes out I’m just gonna say they should’ve cast Alan Reacher instead. Brought to you by the trailer for that inarritu doctor strangeclimate picture

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Grant Tosterud @granttosterud.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

⚠️ EVACUATION ORDERS: Rincon, Salem, and Garfield residents are being told to evacuate now due to increasing flooding concerns in Doña Ana Co. There is also concern about a potential failure of McLeod Dam, which could send more water downstream. Hatch is in READY phase. #NMwx

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