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Emo 🦈

@cane.rocks
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Sometimes I feel like my wheels ain’t touching the ground Albuquerque NM. He/him

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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 5h
Tweet from Cardale Jones: "Man I wish everyone stop saying I beat a kid in the hospital 91-35. It was 98-35, I had 91 with 1:26 left in the 4th".
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 12h
They really looked out with the last two weeks being overcast and rainy every day
Many hot air balloons in the sky over Albuquerque during the balloon fiesta. #ABQMany hot air balloons in the sky over Albuquerque during the balloon fiesta. #ABQ
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 12h
Chick fil a balloon not allowed at the main launch #woke2
Solitary hot air balloon with the CFA logo on it.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 02/10/2026
Probably all the balloons I’ll have time for this weekend
Two hot air balloons among some trees in Albuquerque.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 28/09/2026
Hope it’s better than mine lol
Box score of an astros loss to the royals where they blew a lead in the eighth inning.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 28/09/2026
the one that still gets me was people thinking this was real in the early 00's
Infamous photo of a shark attacking a military guy being lifted out of the water by a helicopter under the Golden Gate Bridge.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 22/09/2026
way ahead of you brother
answer to a question on quizlet: A. Do not share a toilet with anyone else or let anyone clean your toilet
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 22/09/2026
and since the zipline was brought up:
post from something awful user casual male xl fan: the zip line ends at the truck, but the ride doesn't end at the truck. from there the kids are driven to the set of american gladiators where they must fight Blazebro, Nitro, and Wilddog, all whom have been given permission to use wrestling moves on the children.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 22/09/2026
oh cool thanks for hacking the homework website, very guy fawkes of you
hacker morons doing ransom shit on the evolve website.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 20/09/2026
cole popovich, whose offense line has been a league-wide embarrassment for three seasons now, left the patriots because he's an anti vaxxer
Cole Popovich is an anti-vaxxer.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 20/09/2026
clicked your little blog post and it failed to meet my low expectations. i truly can't believe you spent all morning trying to get someone to read something so pointless and insubstantial.
awful bullshit article
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 19/09/2026
Martin Sheen squats in the dirt and points a pistol at a football.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 16/09/2026
Fire alarm with some holes that look like a funny face.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 14/09/2026
brewster and presidio lol
Matthew McConaughey taking a drag of a cigarette and making an intense face.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 13/09/2026
I'm Groguspeak but my dog Tofu runs this account
I'm groguspeak but my dog tofu runs this account.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 13/09/2026
Great job with the score there guys
Halftime show erroneously displaying a score showing Oregon state winning when they are in fact losing.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 12/09/2026
A comic panel from The Far Side by Gary Larson. Two dogs watch their owner preparing their meal. One dog excitedly says to the other, "Oh boy! It's dog food AGAIN!".
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 10/09/2026
fortunately you, my follower, are an expert
What are the genetic indications of familial adenomatous polyposis (FAP)?
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 09/09/2026
🤙
Volvo with the upside down pineapple sticker indicating the driver is a swinger.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 06/09/2026
I’m warning all the people boarding the flight before mine
Screen displaying information about a flight to Burbank.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 06/09/2026
It’s all happening at the Vegas airport
Cardboard cutout of Mr Beast holding his stupid novel that he did with James Patterson.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 06/09/2026
always loved this butcher outfit
Andy "The Butcher" Williams wearing an all white outfit and old man glasses.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 06/09/2026
lol at this grizzlebees ass shit
A youtube titled 2026 Monster Energy Big 12 Football.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 05/09/2026
HE IS INSIDE WITH US HE IS IN PAIN HE WILL NEVER GET AWAY
Brad Dourif screaming with rage as the Gemini killer in exorcist 3.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 05/09/2026
Instagram advertisement for a Bluetooth breathalyzer app. A middle aged man is blowing into the breathalyzer while taking a front facing phone video and sitting in his car.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 04/09/2026
Goof ass
Rogue the dog sticking his tongue out.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 04/09/2026
You guuuys…..stop fighting…..
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 03/09/2026
Also bought this creepy thing
Creepy slenderman child mannequin.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 31/08/2026
Dr. H Vader
License plate DRHVADER.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 30/08/2026
Grats to the spoonman
Mike Mitchell Jr.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 28/08/2026
Nope should be in there but i guess it didn't show up because it was a rewatch.
Movie posters for: Beyond Re-Animator, Bride of Re-Animator, Necronomicon, and Hokum.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 26/08/2026
Someone hopped on that quick
Car with two anti flock camera stickers and a DEFLOCK license plate. Viewed through my dirty ass car window.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 24/08/2026
Margaret Whittington as the villain in the film Major League, who tries to field a terrible team so she can move them out of Cleveland.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 21/08/2026
Photoshop that makes it look like lotus pods have infested a human breast.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 09/08/2026
In the home stretch
My Level 4 nursing school patches.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 04/08/2026
No Kings protestors marching down a street.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 04/08/2026
fuck you, word
Teammanship, a word i was blissfully unaware of until today.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 01/08/2026
dana white, dodge spokesman and close associate of the president totally empathizes with trying to murder your wife
Dana White quote about Anthony Smith trying to kill his wife by running her over: "Well he's one of those guys, too, you don't expect to see that happen. From personal experience it can happen to anybody," White said.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 01/08/2026
don't have a screen with the deleted part but she tweeted this a bunch of times and deleted them when people found it
Meghan McCain tweeting a malapropism of Dobie Gray's song Drift Away. She tweeted "Give me the beach boys and free my soul!" when in actuality the lyrics are "Give me the beat boys".
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 30/07/2026
coming soon to the oxford journal of epidemiology
More idiotic lab leak conspiracy nonsense.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 30/07/2026
why bother with monkeys when you can get the gorilla
Gorilla Law Firm ad where a gorilla holds stacks of hundred dollar bills.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 28/07/2026
Shout out to my mutuals
Publishing company called “Troll Associates”.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 25/07/2026
Shoutout to the clinical dream team
My clinical group posing for a picture while doing our summative evaluations at our clinical site.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 25/07/2026
Seeing madame butterfly, having only seen cronenberg’s M. butterfly
Santa Fe opera where the backdrop is the sunset behind the mountains.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 23/07/2026
Tremendous
Bizarre combo of car stickers that is simultaneously woke and antiwoke.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 23/07/2026
We do have fun
Cale for our clinical rotation unit with iv tubing and a syringe with icing writing that reads, “urine credible”.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 20/07/2026
Mustard is the child of hot dogs????
Photo thing where you stick your face through a sheet to make it look like you are hot dogs with a space for a kid that is a splash of mustard.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 18/07/2026
colonel boobie's
Stan Kelly with a sly look on his face.
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 18/07/2026
Ctrl Alt Del comic where the main character says, "For the love of everything fraggable! It's farkin COLD in here!".
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Emo 🦈 @cane.rocks · 17/07/2026
Happy to see that your mom is on the come up.
Chevrolet Tahoe where the T has fallen off so it says “A Hoe”
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