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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 12h

It would probably be 31 percent for publicly torturing someone for overstaying their visa

David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Im sure it’s just a coincidence that Republican pollsters have almost every poll at D+2 or 3. The perfect amount for people to say “ if I just donate a little more money we can push this candidate over the line “

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

How did I not know this was the rule. I really thought it was where the ball was when you went out of bounds

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Cue the people saying the Eagles should have kicked it out the back of the end zone

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I pray we get to see it. But do you think there’s any chance of that with Schumer and Jeffries at the helm?

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I pray we get to see it. But do you think there’s any chance of that with Schumer and Jeffries at the helm?

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Who is going to be the final arbitrator of what is covered by immunity from prosecution?

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Obama will be 68 in 2029. They will choose someone younger

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I feel like we are going to get D51 because we don’t deserve anything nice

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There wouldn’t be an answer. I’m out as soon as she says “sports games”

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Democratic majority in the House that will be sworn in this January better say this shit stops immediately or ICE funding is gone.

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

His numbers on immigration make me sick to my stomach. It’s one thing to be in favor of less immigration and border security. But, to be in favor of the horrors he has unleashed is disgusting.

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is a Republican pollster who’s only goal is to make Republican donors think the race is winnable if they just give more money

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This means it’s at least D+8

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There are no perfect statistics for the other side of the equation, but the chances of completing a 4th and 20 are about 4 or 5 percent. Now multiply that by the chances of calling the timeout in time and the odds of making the field goal and we are pretty close to the odds of returning a touchdown

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Unless, of course, the kick was returned for a touchdown and then the same people would be saying why didn’t he just kick the ball out of the end zone

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why are our tax dollars going to pay for Trump to replay a political ad from 2024?

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That is DEFINITELY not the starting lineup I would have predicted

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tilting and leaning sound like two very similar things

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Is Trump capable of saying that? Yes. Would I believe one word that Tucker Carlson says? No.

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have fire insurance but have never used it. Must be fraud.

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If the Red Sox have to play it they should send all minor leaguers

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A Republican pollster has to make the race look competitive so the donations keep coming in

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It only has to be lower in a couple of places and he is covered

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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

How on EARTH does anyone believe a single thing he says any more? It would be comical if it weren't so infuriating.

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The polls had the swing states at very close to tied. Trump won them by a couple of points. Within the margin of error. Hardly the stuff that conspiracies are made of.

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Still favored to win the Superbowl

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Imagine understanding that a leader of a foreign country has more power than a US Senator or Congressman in the minority

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

So let’s say that clock never started. Would they still use that clock?

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If Barack Obama had done this, every Sunday show would have talked about nothing else.

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

To make it true he would have just needed to add, “If your plan meets the new standards”. On the grand scale of political lies it’s pretty tame. It’s no “we didn’t trade weapons for hostages”.

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Hasn’t the Supreme Court decided that the President can spend whatever money he wants on whatever he wants regardless of what Congress says or something like that

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

He had the same slogan when he ran beauty pageants

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

There are an awful lot of people with below average intelligence out there. Don’t they deserve representation too?

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

1. But it depends on Republican Senators, who don’t want to be primaried. 2. This Supreme Court will allow anything Trump did to be considered a Presidential act.

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Unfortunately the miscalculation is thinking that he will get impeached when 90 percent of Republican primary voters still worship him or that he isn’t protected by the Immunity decision and his unlimited pardon powers.

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

He won’t get enough Republicans to go along especially before the midterms and most likely never

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This can only end with prosecutions and the tearing down of almost everything they have touched. We can’t take the Biden/ Garland approach again.

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The Germans got a better deal at Versailles

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Has their been a vote in Congress to rename the Department of Defense? I must have missed that.

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David Dilbert @candyman718.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

There’s an easy fix. The team just needs to hire escorts who pretend to be massage therapists.

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