Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026h9 having an old body that breaks down for stupid reasons when I’m trying my damnedest to get out of this pit. 000
Reposted by Alexhausen CrossDavid BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026Tony Khan live streamed his speech about PAC/Ben Satterly at tonight's ROH tapings in Jacksonville. Heads up: This will probably make you cry. 34885322
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mox looking over at the greasy seat in his truck and sighing happily, a lone tear streaming down. 000
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Glad I’m not the only one in town with phone signal that only works about a minute for every three. 000
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So we’re just not going to wear shoes at all, huh? 000
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I think I’m the only person on Earth who liked Pepsi Fire. 001
Reposted by Alexhausen CrossFightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 15/09/2026Megatron knows about GCW and MDK! 😂 Credit to @HalfSack123 on Twitter 06916
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Bought cologne for the first time since KISS Him because the ladies complained that my deodorant gives out quickly in 90° weather in a warehouse. I don’t even know what it smells like, I just want everyone to be happy. 000
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Kind of crazy looking around and finding big chunks of debris from the storm with no idea where it came from. 000
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Finally got employer-issued shirts for the first time since the Air Force over twenty years ago, lol. 000
Reposted by Alexhausen CrossRickee @rickeelynn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Renee: Look what you've built! TK: We. We've built. This is what separates AEW from the others #AEWAllIn 335858
Reposted by Alexhausen CrossCecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The birthday tradition continues 3662
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Debating on going to the most midwestern wedding ever between a guy who works at Casey’s and a girl who works at Dollar General who’ve been dating for three months in a church that used to be a movie theater. 010
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I’ve yet to have The Big Cry. Bear with me and I’m sorry in advance. 010
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I saw a family of raccoons this morning, that was cool. 020
Reposted by Alexhausen CrossLet Them Wrestle @letthemwrestle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026MCMG the first time they saw that RATTA TAT TAT monstrosity: “………..pretty cool, huh?” 😐 75616
Reposted by Alexhausen CrossMystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 06/08/202624-HOURS LEFT to pre-order the ALL-NEW technical difficulties t-shirt NOW on mysterywrestling.shop! Pre-sale ends tomorrow on AUGUST 7TH! #MysteryWrestling 1237
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 02/08/2026wym The Beginner’s Guide has more than one ending? 010
Reposted by Alexhausen CrossWCW Worldwide Fansite @wcwworldwide.com · 16/07/2026Even my Mii Hulkster ended up becoming publicly scorned for his actions (he forgot the password on his tablet). 28516
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Saw a kid whiz by on an E-bike on the road instead of threatening to run over my toes on the sidewalk. 🤯 010
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I! LIKE! THAT! RUSSO! TALKS! LIKE! THIS! WHEN! HE’S! STRAIGHT! UP! LYING! Bro. 000
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026One last pic before they’re no longer white. 001
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I’ve been living with regret, guilt, and remorse every day for almost 20 years, lmao. 000
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 21/06/2026He did it to represent when Superman came back from the dead, apparently. His words, I swear. No one knew what the hell was going on until he attempted to explain it. Cory is such a goober, lmao. 000
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026At least his family will reap the benefits when that person dies. 010
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Gun to my head, name every mistake I’ve made. 101
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I just type “Orange Cassidy vs” into the search bar and just watch all of those. My personal favorite is against Su Yung! 030
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Me: Kinda crazy no one in The Walking Dead has the same name. Also me: How many fucking Andys are there in “The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia?!?” 000
Reposted by Alexhausen CrossOut of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 01/06/2026 3046661182
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 30/05/2026My local hardware store has a shop cat named Carrot and I think he’s less of a shop cat and more like a cat that happens to stay at a shop. 010
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026This is the least hyped I’ve been for a Toy Story sequel. 000
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Pros: Feeling cooler, masks fit again Cons: Having to resize all of my hats. :/ 000
Reposted by Alexhausen CrossMike Murphy @mcwm.bsky.social · 17/05/2026this would make a great exclamation 533036438
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 11/05/2026John Lennon used to be cruel to his woman and beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved. He still did, but he used to, too. 000
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I’m starting to wonder whether Pete Townshend was actually working on a book. 010
Reposted by Alexhausen CrossIan Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 09/05/2026New dolls arrived! CC: @truthmagnum.bsky.social! 91177
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I’ve done that. I was sick and couldn’t sleep for three days, took some medication, and passed out for eighteen hours. Woke up to see daylight and went “yay, there’s still time to do stuff today!”…no, it was the next morning. 😬 020
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Big thumbs-up to the FedEx driver who tried very hard and only kind of fucked up delivering a package. 000
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Take me back to Christmas, when it’d stay warm all night and the furnace wouldn’t be on when I woke up. 010
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I appreciate that the lady manning the register at the liquor store wasn’t the same one who was working there yesterday so I can hide my problem a little while longer. 🤗 010
Alexhausen Cross @candycaner.bsky.social · 28/04/2026It’s me and my Battle Cat Puma shoes against the world. 010
Reposted by Alexhausen CrossRobocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The Enforcement Droid series 209... 021
