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Candyarse

@candyarse.bsky.social
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She/Her. YEG. Rebel Scum. Turbojugend. Cheeseburger & hockey enthusiast. Actual size: 3.5 crab apples tall. Opinions do not reflect my employer.

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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Playoff update: every time I don’t watch a game the oilers have lost. Apologies to all my fellow oilers fans for last Saturday.
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Walked 5k with my dog today… and then may have used that as an excuse to order from Woodshed while I watch the game. #treatyoself #yeg
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Elon Musk has dual citizenship. This is a petition to revoke his Canadian citizenship. Share the fuck out of this. #canada www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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Petition e-5353 - Petitions
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Hey #yeg & #canada Please help. Event if it simply means bringing this to a bigger audience who might be able to spare $5 to help. www.gofundme.com/f/help-jason...
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Donate to Help Jason Morton or DJ Blue Jay in his fight against cancer, organized by Crystal StPierre
Hi everyone! Jason Morton or better known as DJ Blue Jay need… Crystal StPierre needs your support for Help Jason Morton or DJ Blue Jay in his fight against cancer
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I grew up eating pasta. Spaghetti every other week. I loathed it until my 20s when I took a trip to Italy. I’ve never been able to enjoy pasta in Canada until I found Chef Marco. Do yourself a favour and find this guy on all the socials. www.instagram.com/chefmarco_ny...
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Hey #yeg are residential parking bans 24/7 until your street is cleared?
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
428 years is fuck all when you consider the amount of men involved.
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
@stuntdoc.bsky.social sup nerd. Fucking miss you. Welcome to “not” the dark side?… ❤️🖤
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ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch making a funny face and pointing at something .
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
I like when people say ketchup shouldn’t be on a hotdog because it’s like “I’m eating this pig anus CORRECTLY, the way it was INTENDED”
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Anyone watched the morning show? I’m on episode three and absolutely loving this.
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Hey #yeg. Did you miss out on John Waters tickets for Saturday? I’ve got two extra floor tickets that need to be together. Hit me up. $120 for both.
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Latest covid booster update: this last one destroyed me for two days. Plan accordingly if you are planning on getting it, because I did not have “getting destroyed/bedridden by covid booster” on my bingo card.
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Visiting my parents in Lac La Biche Alberta. Pretty stoked to see main street is closed. Hoping that means none of that bullshit protest activity happening here, but somehow I’m doubting that.
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NOH8 Campaign @noh8campaign.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Do you have a venue that can host a #NOH8 photo shoot? 📷🌈 E-mail location photos & details to: info@noh8campaign.com We'd love to hear from you! #NOH8Worldwide
Do you have a venue that can host a #NOH8 photo shoot? 📷🌈

E-mail location photos & details to: info@noh8campaign.com 

We'd love to hear from you! #NOH8Worldwide
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/08/2023
Two more things: 1. Before you delete your account - use skeet.labnotes.org to find your Twitter follows who have Bluesky accounts. 2. After you download your archive - use github.com/timhutton/twitter-archiv… to parse it. Otherwise it could become unusable.
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Giving friend invites to my favourite tweeps brings me joy.
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Friday so lit I’m watching NPR tiny desk concerts. #earlymidlifecrisis
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Sometimes I just want to scream into the void. I swear I am okay. Just currently in a struggle of wishing I could take someone’s pain away that I have no control over. Getting older sucks some days.
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
I had a tooth pulled a little over a week ago. SOLID FOOD HAS NEVER TASTED SO FKING AMAZING. (I had bacon, eggs, sausage, hash browns and toast for dinner).
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
I told my nephew Lyle to bring his galoshes to that Burning Man concert. Guess what’s still in his closet? LastLaugh#
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
I am “had to start taking probiotics because antibiotics fucked up my insides” years old. 😩 I’m tired of feeling like shit every time I eat. Someone tell me this goes away.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/08/2023
Does he know anything at all about Twitter?
Musk saying that verified users can now download videos from Twitter. Any user has always been able download videos from Twitter.
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Sometimes showing yourself self compassion looks like not doing housework and sitting outside all day doing a face mask, eye mask, and painting your toenails. I still don’t feel 100%, but baby steps help.
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Candyarse @candyarse.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Okay I’m here, now what?! Hoping this is less of a trash can than the Twitter machine has become. #yeg
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