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@candisissaturn.bsky.social
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can’t stop being sexy! #capricorn

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candis @candisissaturn.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
okay im finally ready to be social again. today is my first of the year 😂 i was remodeling my living space and im finally done and can relax. happy new year yall!
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candis @candisissaturn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
today was great!!
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candis @candisissaturn.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
i got my texts scheduled to send at midnight i’m going to sleep.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/12/2024
For all intensive purposes, what idioms or colloquialisms do people seem to constantly get wrong?
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⚜️DeeKnowledge⚜️ @d-hardhead-1.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Happy birthday my Capricorn ♑️ sis🎂🎈🎁
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Miyá @bluecheckmiya.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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Lady T 💎 @midwestmaverick.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Happy birthday!!! 🫶🏾
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PURE/HONEY 💚 @letrice718.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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The Gym Hashira 🏋🏾‍♂️ @thegymhashira.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
🥳🥳🥳
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Your Majesty 👑 @the3jsmom.blacksky.app · 29/12/2024
Happy birthday 🎈
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candis @candisissaturn.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
it’s my birthday 🥰
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candis @candisissaturn.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
gonna spend next year finding my signature look. i don’t wanna switch it up no more
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candis @candisissaturn.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
the oreo cheesecake from cheesecake factory is one of them ones fr
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Going to the movies by yourself is one of life’s hidden pleasures. Just you and a large popcorn and some sour patch kids and all of your big goblin energy alone in the dark where nobody can see your shame. Priceless.
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candis @candisissaturn.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
been having crazy deja vu lately
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candis @candisissaturn.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
my last work week of the year 🤸🏾‍♀️ after this friday i don’t work til 2025!!
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NO CALLER ID @justinmurphy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Wait until you see why God made you wait
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candis @candisissaturn.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
gm, we broke the bed last night 😂
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Aliah Sheffield @aliahsheffield.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
What I mean when I say “On sight”
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Bia B 🦋 @theepsychhottie.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I hope you send him to a jail cell in response.. that’s sick behavior
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candis @candisissaturn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
bout to look like my header when all of this is said & done
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J. Chadwick @jonwashere2.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Sounds like a lawsuit to me!
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Thee Low Iron Giant🦾 @ohthatskeon.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
The fact that old boi kept yall movie shows he just misses you 😂 that poor baby is SICK! If ya new man real he’d dismiss the nonsense.
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BlackSpookyPrincess💫🎃 @sexyblckprincesstt.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
that’s why niggas get shot!!!
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It’s Oui’d O’⏰ somewhere 😶‍🌫️ @monakinkcurlz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Aww naw he need to get stomped out!
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Tiny Terror, Principal Whore of Satan @thetinyterror.blacksky.app · 14/12/2024
Ooh! File a police report and then sue his ass for revenge porn ☺️
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Ruyoncé🐝🇳🇬 @ruthlessyonce.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Definitely should press charges
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Ash Meadow @msash-renee.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I'm confused...because even beyond it being corny..what did he hope to accomplish?? I'm sure the new dude isn't assuming you're a virgin...
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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 13/12/2024
I love getting cute to see my good good girlfriends. “Where you going after this?” No friend. I put in effort because I love you and because you too deserve this thugnificence.
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The Governor of Chaos 🇳🇬🇨🇩 @theigbobear.blacksky.app · 14/12/2024
….besides this being illegal this like top 5 corniest things you can ever do in life.
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candis @candisissaturn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
yall my ex done sent my new ting a video of us fuckin i hate men 😒
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candis @candisissaturn.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
ordered a seafood boil for lunch it’s a good friday!!
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candis @candisissaturn.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
why don’t black ppl understand…. it’s VOILA. not WALA 😂
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candis @candisissaturn.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
if i love you i will really buy you the whole world smh im a #certifiedtrick
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candis @candisissaturn.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
accidentally spent 3k on my boyfriend’s christmas presents and the craziest part about this is he ain’t even ask for nothing 😂
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mamamoo @thelovelymc.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I welcome ease & flow into every aspect of my life
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Mikey @mikeyt202.blacksky.app · 10/12/2024
The stupidity of people scare me, bro.
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I love how the media is like “Luigi is a bad person!” And gen pop is like “well not so fast, let’s hear him out” 😂
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candis @candisissaturn.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
good morning from me and my adderall lol
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candis @candisissaturn.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
going to see Wicked tonight finally
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October in Wabi-sabi ® @worldwidewoman.blacksky.app · 10/12/2024
I miss Mercedes, Uncle Clifford and Lil Murda
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