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Canadian911Guy

@canadian911guy.bsky.social
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@ WAR w/ USA 🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈@sskroughrider Fan‼️ *SOMETIMES NSFW* ♥Outdoors 🏕 🧗 RETIRED ALS🚑&🚓/🚒Dispatcher, Fire/Medic Chief I'm a mystery to be solved, are you brave enough? *chronically overwhelmed* (ADHD) If I follow U & U immediately DM, y'all's ass is getting🚫

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Tod Maffin 🇨🇦 @todmaffin.com · 30/06/2025
Everyone’s mad that we backed down on the tech tax. But here’s why this might be the smartest move we’ve made.
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Currently safe from the wildfire...
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 27/04/2025
Rolling Stone discovers that Canada's Conservatives are generally verboten from speaking to the press (and ravages them for it.) www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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J.D. Vance's Best Friend, the Canadian Politician, Has No Comment
In his campaign for parliament in Canada, Jamil Jivani has nothing to say about Vance, after Trump’s threats and tariffs upended the election.
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Marie 🇨🇦 @pawbaby2.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Please Canada listen carefully to this video and make sure you get out and vote tomorrow! We want to remain a Democracy and do not want to go down the same path as the US. Staying home is not an option!! 🍁🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🍁 #MarkCarney4PM #NeverPierrePoilievre #CanadaStayUnited #ElbowsUP #USDemocracy
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Heart palpitations suck rocks...
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Haters_gonna_hate (Princess Kim K) @princesskim.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Canada is coming to our rescue!! They have expanded their hotline for us here!! Thank you CANADA!!
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Barton calls out the Cons. Corrects their attempt at misdirection and lies. #cdnpoli
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PowerToThePeople @eden-bee.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Canadians, if you work on voting day you are legally entitled to PAID time off work. All Canadians must have 3 consecutive hours to vote, and your workplace must make up that difference. If you need a ride, call your local party office. Call any local party office. Most will get you there.
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
A couple of pictures from my drive today...
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Liberal Party • Parti libéral @liberalca.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Railroads, airports, highways, and ports, like the Port of Montreal, are where Canada’s economy grows.
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AtlantaDon💙🏳️‍🌈💙🏳️‍🌈💙 @donshantajr.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
It would be awful 😆
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Donalyn @donalyn.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Winnipeggers get your boots on today! We are meeting at 2:30 for the "Won't be Fooled Again" Protest Against Pierre Poilievre and his maple maga conservatives... we have tons of signs for sharing! Let's wake Polievre's poor supporters up before it's too late!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
People are taking things into their own hands
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Well, it took me almost eight months, but I'm no longer living out of my truck... finally things are back on track... Thank you everyone for your kind words and support...
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I have an announcement 📢
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
What do you call smart people in the USA 🇺🇸?? 😳 Tourists... #AtWarWithUSA 🇺🇸 #NotThe51stState 🚫 #IAmCanadian 🍁 🇨🇦 #SorryNotSorry #CanadaIsStrongandFree #TrueNorthStrongAndFree #ProudToBeCanadian #KrasnovSUCKS #PremierTrump #PresidentMusk #VPTrump #Krasnov
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Deep feels...
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
😂
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
What Larry said...
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Brenda Peters RN(NP), PhD 🇨🇦 @brenda-peters.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Canadian Indigenous Flag in a window
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Liberal Party of Canada 🇨🇦 - How can you speak for Canada, when you think everything is broken? #cdnpoli #peipoli
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
#AtWarWithUSA 🇺🇸 #NotThe51stState 🚫 #IAmCanadian 🍁 🇨🇦 #SorryNotSorry #CanadaIsStrongandFree #TrueNorthStrongAndFree
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is probably the most accurate take.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The community note 🤌😘
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 15/02/2025
👇🏻👇🏻
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Canadian MP Charlie Angus: “We will never, ever, ever, kiss the ring of that gangster from Mar-A-Lago." 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 16/02/2025
We got a Costco membership for the first time in our lives today. They asked why & I said because treat your workers well, you value diversity, & you didn’t cave in to authoritarian demands. He said: “We’ve been getting lots of folks saying that, thanks for joining.” Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16/02/2025
Canada has never been more united
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MamãBear @alsolearning.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
“When the leader of our closest neighbour, ally and trading partner says that he can destroy us with the stroke of a pen - and repeats his willingness to do so - it is more than just an expression of perceived superiority or hyperbole, it’s a real threat.” #Canada 🇨🇦 nationalpost.com/opinion/mark...
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Mark Norman: Canada's relationship with the U.S. can't be saved
We are under attack and must act accordingly
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Spot on.
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Thank you all for reading this... 💙
I so very rarely ever do something like this, but I'm in a real bind, and I'd really hate to lose this opportunity...

So, I have a huge favour to ask... Like really big...

So, I'm in northern Alberta trying to find work, and I have essentially found a job, but not until the end of March. I can't be without income that long (I think I can last to the end if this month. I'm still living out of my truck, and because it's so cold up here, I'm burning so much fuel... I'm ready to cry tbh) But, if I got my Advanced 1st aid again, I could start earlier, as they are desperate for medics at this time...

But, I can't afford the course fee ($1350). So, I'm grasping at straws, hoping my friends can help me out. I would of course pay it back once I started working...

A really big ask, I know, but I'm out of options...
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Read this in a Newfoundland accent...
CANADA 🍁🇨🇦 DECLARES WAR ON USA 🇺🇸
 
President Trump was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

"Hello, President Trump” a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up ‘ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada, eh?  I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!"

"Well Archie," Trump said, "This is indeed important news!  How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "der is myself, me cousin Harold , me next-door-neighbour Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"

Trump paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow”, said Archie. "I'll hafta call ya back!"Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "Mr. Trump, the war is still on!  We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!  We have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor."

President Trump sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers.  Also I've increased my army to one and a half million men since we last spoke."

"Lord above” said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day… "President Trump, the war is still on!  We have managed to git ourselves airborne!  We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well!"Trump was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes.  My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Jumpins, Lord tunderin!  Two million, ye say!!" said Archie, "l'll hafta call youse back."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Trump!  I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Trump. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

“Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way in hells we can feed two million prisoners."

God Bless Newfoundland!!
CANADIAN CONFIDENCE 
CANNOT BE SHAKEN.
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
So right now, you're GPS says something like 'Turn left after 3km"...in the future when we all have personal warp-capable spaceships, your GPS will say something like "Turn left after 30,000,000km"... and both will take the same amount of time... *the machinations of a bored ADHD mind*
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
from today's post — please and thanks for reading! link to the whole enchilada is here: bit.ly/3WS9Jvu
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RiverCate 👁️ ❤️ 🇨🇦 @rivercate.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I won’t buy food from the US anymore. With the dismantling of federal agencies, I don’t trust that their food will be safe to eat. I’ll look for Cdn alternatives & I’ll source out of season fruit n veggies from other countries like Mexico & Peru. Thanks to Trudeau, we have many options! 👏 👏 👏 👏
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
What Mark said...
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
What Larry said...
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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Reader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
We all read it, now we live it.
football, beer and above all, gambling filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult.

George Orwell
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
American President... Always a class act... 😳🤦 /s
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I think Gawd is a gamer, and we all live in a save file that he abandoned a long time ago... 😊
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
What Corrina said...
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Kim @kim4thebabies.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Jack Phoenix (a comics librarian) @comicslibrarian.com · 07/02/2025
Hey, quick question, does anybody know what the fuck?
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ChrisOx @chrisox.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Breaking. Trump begs Canada to pause tariff war. I say we still boycott US products until Trump is gone #cdnpoli #resist
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
What Anonymous said... ... and I'm Canadian 🍁 🇨🇦
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
💯
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
DO THIS!!
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Canadian911Guy @canadian911guy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Truth
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