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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also sometimes you would have to stop and ask for directions, or get someone to write directions for you on a napkin to get to your next place. Navigating the world used to involve more human interaction. Technology is lonely 
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He hasn’t played football for a few seasons now tbh
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Usually when you get grabbed on the shoulder so much you’re spun around it’s a flag but I’m no footballogist
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mew is so great
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I lost Dart, Jayden, Nabers, Nico Collins, now I’m trotting out Sam Darnold and hoping Adonai Mitchell’s fingie is okay. It’s embarrassing
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Free idea: Coints
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wow this is also my grilled cheese number
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I do not like learning about a new stupid rule nuance because of my team doing a thing
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hands down, this is the best day he could ever remember 
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Finally, we’ve recreated the HTML form element as a hot lady
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There’s gonna be a Joe Exotic sidequest
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think about this all the time. When a train is crowded it still goes the same speed, but every single driver on a road decreases the efficiency and speed of car travel. There’s a reason car commercials show cars on completely empty roads. Using public transit teaches the benefit of community
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You can’t keep making new sexy animals!! Stop!!! Help!!!!
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Willem Dafoe as Kurtz in Muppet Heart of Darkness is the new best idea I’ve ever had what do I do now
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This guy KPIs
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thanks!
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise location That fucking alley in mulholland drive  
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The argument against that I’ve always heard is that every new person then gets rolled by veteran lobbyists because your government is constantly noobs. Maybe there’s a number between two and infinity though
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I think you can do that and also not get onto her for not voice training
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Also: I’m sorry
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No no wait here wait! Here! You gotta … just. Here
"This is just like something they'd do on that show, The A-Team," Donut had exclaimed when we'd practiced this earlier. "Or maybe MacGyver. The real MacGyver with the hair and the stargate. Not that abysmal remake."
"I liked that show," Chris had said as he worked. It was
the first and only time I had heard him speak.
"Which one? The A-Team or MacGyver?" Donut asked.
"Or do you mean the remake? Please tell me you don't mean the remake."
Chris never answered.Standard Healing Potion.
Increases your health by at least 50%. Doesn't cure poison or other health-seeping conditions such as suc-cubus-inflicted gonorrhea. So remember to wrap it up, bucko.
I pulled up my inventory menu, and an Add Item to Inventory button appeared. I clicked it, and the potion vanished. It appeared in my inventory list, which now had both a Potions and Healing submenu. I mentally clicked on it, and the potion reappeared in my hand.
"Good, good. If you add the potion to your hotlist, you'll drink it without having to actually drink. Remember this, because some of these potions taste like shit. If you straight pull it from the normal inventory, you'll have to pop the cork and swallow. Potions and other like items stack up to 999 a slot, so it's best to stick them in your hotlist. And that's pretty much it. There are a few other quirks regarding inventory, but you'll figure them out along the way."
I put the potion back and then added it to the hotlist
next to my healing spell.
"Okay," Mordecai said. "Let's take a look at your current
notifications... holv tits!"
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ooo can I come
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sent this to my kid and this was her response
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Here’s a wide shot from yours truly from about 45 minutes before game time
A handful of bigots are effortlessly outnumbered by a handful of decent people 
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Was there live, getting her shit wrecked was her most exciting contribution to the game by a lot
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh my GOD
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
They’re calling at the least proofread post of all time
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Make Sarge proud
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Reminding all my fellow Mort Walker Knowers to remember to take your pills today
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I had that and also a 3 inch thick hardback book that I believe was two of his books put together in a collection that eventually stop being about Dobert altogether and gets into techniques of manifestation. I will never truly know what all of that did to me 
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Shoutout to Dave, my roommate who played that album on repeat for an entire semester and was also the last roommate I ever had before I moved off campus forever. Dave, The Last Roommate
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
!!!
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wow, I guess they got a big injection of series B funding, time to enjoy the good times before they get bought by private equity and all those investors cash out. [puts finger to earpiece] hold on I’m being told this is some … other business model??
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Whoa new death grips record comin 👀👀👀
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I DONT KNOW 😭
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
THREEEEEEEE?!?!?
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Maudlin valve stuck open
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Worked on some solid merch concepts with the kids
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s hard out here on the bleeding edge
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dead fucking serious
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Is it bad that the amount I take swan boy seriously is directly related to my opinion of the band on his shirt in that moment
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
That’s also a pretty cool thing to do imo
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
YEP
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Whee!
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The kind of “nay anew!” that leaves a crater
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Ty @disquisition.net for this insight
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Shoutout to the Wrigleyville Starbucks for a really effective Backrooms cross-marketing collab
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
🫡
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Oh shit or maybe *I* am. Much to consider
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