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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Free idea: Coints
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hands down, this is the best day he could ever remember 
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Finally, we’ve recreated the HTML form element as a hot lady
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There’s gonna be a Joe Exotic sidequest
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think about this all the time. When a train is crowded it still goes the same speed, but every single driver on a road decreases the efficiency and speed of car travel. There’s a reason car commercials show cars on completely empty roads. Using public transit teaches the benefit of community
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Willem Dafoe as Kurtz in Muppet Heart of Darkness is the new best idea I’ve ever had what do I do now
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise location That fucking alley in mulholland drive  
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sent this to my kid and this was her response
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Here’s a wide shot from yours truly from about 45 minutes before game time
A handful of bigots are effortlessly outnumbered by a handful of decent people 
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Was there live, getting her shit wrecked was her most exciting contribution to the game by a lot
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Reminding all my fellow Mort Walker Knowers to remember to take your pills today
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wow, I guess they got a big injection of series B funding, time to enjoy the good times before they get bought by private equity and all those investors cash out. [puts finger to earpiece] hold on I’m being told this is some … other business model??
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Whoa new death grips record comin 👀👀👀
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Worked on some solid merch concepts with the kids
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s hard out here on the bleeding edge
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Is it bad that the amount I take swan boy seriously is directly related to my opinion of the band on his shirt in that moment
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
YEP
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The kind of “nay anew!” that leaves a crater
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Shoutout to the Wrigleyville Starbucks for a really effective Backrooms cross-marketing collab
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This comic brought up a core memory of driving somewhere with my pastor as a kid, seeing Bruce Hornsby CDs in his car, and having him tell me that Bruce Hornsby was “sort of a Canadian Bruce Springsteen” which is a pretty random core memory, especially because Bruce Hornsby is from Virginia
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This is your fault
Elrond filming Frodo in a BeReal. That's what this is. Sorry
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
He and Homer Simpson are currently crushing on Bjork but she’s dating Captain Beefheart
My buddy implicitly challenged me to create Billy Dee Williams with a can of Colt 45 in Tomodachi Life and I delivered beyond my wildest expectations of myself (which were low)
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This is mainline evangelical belief, yes - not stopping at the founding fathers, either, but reaching all the way back to the apostles. www.crossway.org/articles/doe...
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Where there were three sets of footprints, it was then that the Grink was there
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
In my America, the zombie shall have his possessions untouched
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
[lowers sunglasses] I’m assembling a team
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Haha whee
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Wait til Target figures out “Tarjay” is ironic
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I was in Pensacola recently and walked past the Vietnam memorial there, which is now accompanied with a bunch of other memorials of different wars. The Revolutionary Mar memorial there (¯\_(ツ)_/¯) is emblazoned with this goofball-ass quote attributed to no one that feels more clarifying every day.
Picture of a big marbley memorial plinth inscribed with “those who hammered their guns into plows will plow for those who do not” which is non-attributed to “unknown author”
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
A good chunk of the right has absolutely not advanced past thinking it’s dumb that “sex” and “gender” are separate form fields and as such see anything like that as being ideologically threatening; it’s just easier to control kids than adults
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Made my teenager pause playing Portal 2 with his friends in order to let him know that the best Portal 2 player is Plake Portles and now I’m being yelled at
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
[hits buzzer] is it because you keep helping build visibility and normalizing it by writing stories like this
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Maybe Dante should be waiting to hear both sides before just inferring no
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This is just pushing the regular rules at Christian colleges out to people who wouldn’t send their kids to Christian colleges
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/92qqu...
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Two phones screaming at each other cuz idk
YouTube video by Phantom R1fl3m4n
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Only takes a couple taps to cancel nitro, turns out. discord.com/billing/prem...
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 29/01/2026
This tactic is really worth spending some time thinking about. It demonstrates a contempt for both the people they’re abducting and the communities they’re abducting them from which isn’t reformable or salvageable. It’s a contempt for the idea of law itself. They all have to go to jail.
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Are carbon offsets for LLMs a thing yet? Certifying that a percentage of cost goes back into an art school somewhere or something
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
[types “make me a yoga plan” into ChatGPT] im a fucked up wire head from the future
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
If this doesn’t cross ones personal line of what it takes to get off Twitter I am at this point very curious what that line would be for you or if it exists at all
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Path of least resistance is most likely in all cases for a reason
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Noooo not my reputation with the international ultrawealthy
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 17/01/2026
Reminder that blocklists like this one will do the work of disappearing all the white house accounts for you bsky.app/profile/did:...
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Same
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
A screenshot of the Mr. Pibb Doom clone you could get on a floppy disk in the 90s somehow. Maybe I sent for it in the mail?
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Seems straightforward that there should be a lot more of this than there currently is on here apps.apple.com/us/app/x/id3...
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
That one guy feels bad for Don Draper but Don Draper is vulnerable about his situation which is that he is paid in woims
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Bean me up, Scotty
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cam @camcam.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Taking a big ol sip from an ice cold Humor Classic[tm]
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