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Calsium

@calsium.bsky.social
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uhhhhhhh || he/she/they || im so skibidi sigma that im musicbutclassic on elons shithole || calsium.straw.page is my strawpage please read

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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
fat
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
gif don't work pmo pmo
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
she did btw i love using her on my fua team
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
i hit 100 followers so 78 KG OF CRACK GIVEAWAY!! TO ENTER: 1) FOLLOW THIS ACC 2) LIKE THIS TWEET 3) RETWEET THIS TWEET 4) COMMENT "isokania is peak yuri" GIVEAWAY ENDS WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
flutterpage WILL come home in 3 days if my daughter doesnt this is gonna be me
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
o ya i got anjo nala like 2 weeks ago 140 pulls i hit hard pity TWICE
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a girl with green eyes and blonde hair
ALT: a cartoon of a girl with green eyes and blonde hair
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
X
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
hugtewjgw im probably gonna kill myself tomorrow morning im sorry
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
new pfp
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
i still wish he said yes
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
chat look under there
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
do NOT do rr3 in md5h that shit has like 20 pallid mermaids
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
chat give me an r1999 character to make jolly for my twt
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
merry new pfp
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
hatred
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I would vent on here but private accounts don't exist yet I'm pretty sure 💔
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
rethinking it pewtbhekwtewoihtgjbekwjtgewhtewob i hate gender
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
im transfem im still fine with he/him idrc but she/her pref
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
chat I have some news
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
grass ❤️
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
i wish i got to know yall better
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No Context Bunny @nocontextbunny.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
moving to my twt priv since I prefer being a priv acc follow if you want i don't really vent there
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
smash cake 3 with @ang3lwtash0tgun.bsky.social there are childhood crushes and demian is in the corner because he sucks
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
new pfp made by the same person who made the old one aka @amiamiamiv1.bsky.social
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
i hate my twitter mutuals /j
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
btw my friend put me in there (this is my twt priv) im sadly in the cake.. ugh.. if you know the song the lyrics i put for my @ and display are you get nothing
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
another smash cake
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
cant escape him what the fuck
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
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No Context Battle Cats @nocontextbc.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
smash cake with my friends
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/10/2024
knock tuah trick on that treat
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
canto 7 was meh tbh the story was good but like the fights in general sucked unbreakable coins are cool but with aoe its just terrible the bloodfiend trio or wtv was NOT fun at all brah like what the fuck do you mean dulcinea is gonna wipe my team soon
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Remzy @itzremzy.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Stole this from Reddit...what will I do without my precious yellow tremor... #LimbusCompany
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DenMotherPlays @denmotherplays.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Wait that's not a sewing kit
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
new pinned - im calsium/classic - IM A MINOR I REPEAT IM A MINOR - he/she/they - pan aroace - like a lot of things like pmoon, terraria, r1999, 17776, battle cats, and more (read the strawpage) - im sigma every other day - twt is berylliumweapon - discord is calsium - skibidi ohio please follow
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
pequod town 2.0... trp9whijbtewtuobewtjewtgewbtewgtribewtewgutbewjkw im blaming my struggles on oomf not telling yall which one
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
I FORGOT MY FRIEND NAMED HIS PLANT CAL JR 😭 i have offspring now
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
canto 7 is cool and all but i hate unbreakable coins with aoe. unbreakable coins that are single target are fine BUT AOE FUCKING SUCKO H MY GOD
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Aww, you guys!! Thanks so much for all the wonderful birthday wishes. And special thanks to the great Stan Kelly for gifting me with my very own Kelly cartoon!
Editorial cartoon by the Onion’s Kelly, featuring Weird Al polishing his Grammys while Michael Jackson looks on from above.
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
・ 。 ☆∴。🦋 *  ・゚*。★・  🦋 ・ *゚。   *   ・ ゚*。・゚🦋★。   🦋 ☆゚・。°*. ゚ *  ゚。·*・。 ゚*🦋    ゚ *.。☆。★ ・   * 🦋☆ 。・゚*.。     * ★ ゚・。 * 。     ・  ゚☆ 。🦋
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
i call yall elements so. everyone claim an element!!!
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Fighting game fans in 2024 - "Fuck Strive for dumbing shit down and making shit easier" Fighting game fans in 2008 - "Fuck Blazblue for dumbing shit down and making shit easier" Fighting game fans in 2001 - "CHECK THE NEWS RIGHT NOW IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL"
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Dave Capdevielle @cadaverdave.com · 21/10/2024
“We Didn’t Start The Fire” becomes a much better song if you imagine Billy Joel singing it in a courtroom as his defense in an arson case.
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
day 4 MILLION BAZILLION TRILLION of finding new moots music artists i like - have a nice life - tyler the creator - black country, new road - car seat hreadrest - mili - the garden - king crimson - cricket - weird al - ABBA - frank sinatra - franz ferdinand follow me if you liek any of them..
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
People ask me for advice on how to write sex scenes, and all I can say is that every time you start one, you have to say, "TAKE THAT, JOHN UPDIKE," because no matter your level of talent, you have a really good chance at writing a better sex scene than he could.
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Calsium @calsium.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I LOVE STEALING IMAGES anyways interaction bait go my elements fall for the bait like a stupid fish
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