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Bengineering @bengineeringtv.bsky.social · 7h
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is very dependent on couch configuration. Some couches are fucking great for naps, others are not.
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"World's Shittiest Vampire" is a pretty good title for Musk.
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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 06/10/2026
it was the metal man of times it was the bubble man of times it was the age of heat man it was the age of wood man it was the epoch of air man it was the epoch of crash man it was the season of flash man it was the season of quick man
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh my God those purrs. Healing my soul
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Uni fits perfectly :3
A black-and-white cat sitting perfectly in a narrow space
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026
All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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frank n furter @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if not friend why friend-shaped and do friend-things
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seems like a good ratio at that scale, tbh
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If there's ever a Roadquest II, I humbly request that the two brothers be on the trip.
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Going to start using it myself. It's a good name.
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This just in: 65% of Americans are right for once.
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pretty bold to say it's the darkest in the series when the last major movie was about a Malthusian weirdo who. murdered half of exietence
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somehow Grok would find a way to insert a screed about "white genocide" into it's reviews of resumes.
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is always funny when people argue with the disc horse bot
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably accurate, but I am certain there is a non-zero number of agencies that are just letting Gemini or Grok deal with it.
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was lucky that I could find one that wasn't objectionable and I could at least shoehorn into making sense...not that I suspect anyone is reading half of this shit.
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, it annoys the shit out of me too.
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have been applying for a bunch of jobs and have been quite disgusted by this nonsense.
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But I have a prerelease to go to!
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It is almost impressive how just utterly cooked that woman's brain is. Just absolutely burnt to a crisp.
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Perfect little peets.
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👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026
the "don't bring iced coffee to an interview" discourse is great bc it's such a succinct and clarifying example of how private businesses aren't efficient & logical enterprises, they're just arbitrary in-groups ruled by sociopaths, power tripping on their ability to enforce pointless bullshit norms
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is why I don't own a car...the risk of martial artists beating the shit out of it just too high
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not true, you are stuck with an adorable orange catte who desires pets :P
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
photo of a cat with a chunk of turf in its mouth through a screen door captioned 

me giving you a heartfelt gift: Patch of Moss
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Godfather Massacre
ALT: Godfather Massacre
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BIG SAME. Solidarity ✊
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amet @goblin-cat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm working on a dress-up game where you make outfits for cats! All the clothing items were designed and hand-drawn over the last two years. There's a demo on steam rn! store.steampowered.com/app/3441310/... Thank you for your work!! 🐱
store.steampowered.com
Kittycat Couture on Steam
Let your creativity run wild in this cozy sandbox dress-up game where you style outfits for cats. Fulfill your feline clients’ wishes, unlock stores and clothes, and restore the fashion district to it...
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just finished the last episode of Black Torch...is it just me, or did it suck REAL bad?
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Angel @avjamethyst.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finished this plushie commission for @mcelreafilms.com. Life size oddish.
happy oddish plushie
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Benjamin Wheeler @wheeler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Angel made an Oddish
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 20/09/2026
Shark zodiacs 🌌 #art #sharks
illustrations of the zodiac constellations but shark themed
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Weirdly, I think this is Crystalis for me, from the original NES. I think that was really the game that cemented gaming, and JRPGs specifically, into my brain.
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Skill issue, tbh
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Extremely hot, and also correct, take.
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
#comics
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
plot hole: In The Rock (1996), it is never explained when and how General Hummel made a deal with Skaven poison wind globadiers
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The first woman to actually have a vagina bone
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Grandia, Breath of Fire III, Fuga: Melodies of Steel (theoretically these are all parts of series, but you don't need any prior knowledge of them. Also HIGHLY recommend Chained Echoes if you haven't played it already
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/09/2026
[A handwritten sign is taped to a shelf above packaged items.]

"Please do not open the warp"
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 11/09/2026
tiny greek monsters #art
illustration of some greek monsters 

featured are

orthrus 
cerebrus 
hydra 
manticore
chimera
pegasus
minotaur
griffin
hippocampus
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Jay Beeman @waywardfelines.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s time to show me pics of your sleeping cats and to pay your weekly BlueSky cat post pic tax at the same time. I’ll go first: this is Miss Pretty Petunia SnowFlower sleeping so peacefully. Did you know that cats sleep on the average 16 hours per day? #Cats #Sleeping #CatsOfBlueSky
A sleeping cat.
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Chris @calmicc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Evergreen skeet.
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My guiding moonlight...
Kirby and the Moonlight Greatsword
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