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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

is it even dnd if you aren't reading the spell description aloud six times in a row with a different word emphasized each time

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this lord is fujoing out @everandanon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Everyone in SV is masking to hide the version of themself they think can't be loved or whatever but SY!SQQ is masking to hide his cringe internet fanboy thoughts and you'd think his (comparative) lack of self-worth issues would result in his being more honest but it just makes him clamp down harder

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

enjoying a virtuous cycle where I see a picture of the tilcayo and then I go scoop my cat and she purrs about it

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

wait is 9/21 canonically shen qingqiu's birthday. I did not realize that when choosing this as my wedding anniversary

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

mu qing and feng xin should have tails so they can get accidentally tied together

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

do you think if someone bounced xuan su in & out of its sheath really fast yqy would squirt

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

you can't make a shen qingqiu harem and not include cumplane. even if shang qinghua isn't part of the polycule...yes he is :)

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quelmdn-twtfiles.bsky.social @quelmdn-twtfiles.bsky.social · 28/09/2020

sometimes i want soft bingjiu too... but then remind myself of pidw canon😔

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Sol @solillo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

my evil trifecta #svsss

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(nasty)a 🔞 @serdechno.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

She’s drawing fanarts for her gfs fanfics #svsss #mingling #shahualing #liumingyan

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the english language filter is a devastating blow

ao3 screenshot of all wishes come true showing 2613 works

the same ao3 screenshot but showing only 36 works (in english)

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

like imagine bingge in some sort of political situation where the wife of the week refuses to marry unless she gets to be First Wife. and obv that place in the imperial harem is taken. so binghe is like, mobei, I need you to marry—and mbj has put up with a lot over the years but this one Stings

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liammm !! @ratmail.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

bimb-he picking up a book #svsss #bingzu #LuoBinghe

the meme of "bimbo picking up a book" but its luo bingzu to luo bingge to luo bingmei, with the system in the background with "calling airplane" ">:O" "X" "calling cucumber" "^_^" "<3" as it progresses

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

my awct takeaway: lu dongbin is probably soooo jealous that hua cheng got to die for dianxia multiple times (and still keep stalking him)

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

fully forgot that lbh could mean "let's be honest." are we talking about binghe where is he

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

is anyone gonna be selling scummie merch at spx this weekend 👀👉👈

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

what's sluttier than shidis NOTHING

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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

OG! SQH/ XF! SQH How curious.

Og! SQH is standing below and staring at SQH (Xiang Fei) who has been tortured. SQH's body is glitching.

OG!SQH: Oh? now this is interesting. And here I thought you were some sort of skin stealing demon. But, seems like you are a but more than that arent you?

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

would love a fic where airplane has to rehabilitate original shang qinghua while mobei jun persistently tries to kill him (sqh)

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Maslina🔞 @malinanan.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Illustration from March 🥰 #hualesbians

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

chu wanning: I see... perhaps mo ran WOULD love me if I was a worm. alas that I am beyond even his pity in this decrepit visage of a moderately tall 32-year-old mo ran: if I see one leg hair on shizun's left knee I'm gonna bust

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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

we simply cant blame luo binghe for being the way he is when ur beloved can only confess a feeling a gunpoint. like by necessity you get really good at holding people at gunpoint

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

the difference is that transformed-into-a-succubus chu wanning would starve to death out of principled self-loathing whereas succubus shen qingqiu would die never having realized his thirst for dick had become life threatening

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crimes @relationshipcrimes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

maybe luo binghe's harem of 100 women was actually his harem of mommy issues where each woman he marries has one similarity with his mother and if he assembles all 100 similarities together in his harem he can recreate the experience of having his mom be alive

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Dye 🔞🎋🪷 Comms Open @dyeingdoll.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

So remember my AU with Ursula SQQ? Consider this a Wedding Night Extra sketch 🐙🐙🐙 [Nov. 2021. Shame you can't see Bingy's butt here, i remember it turned out very juicy and round.] #ScumVillainsSelfSavingSystem

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

if unsheathing xuan su drains yue qingyuan's lifeforce, then sheathing it more (by the hilt) (in someone else) should fix him

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

a great thing about bingqiu is that their narrative is haunted at all times by bingge

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I haven't seen the gays this upset since david bowie and carrie fisher went back to back

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

me (lifelong indoor kid who is sensitive to temperatures and bugs and smells): what if I hard pivot to alpaca farming

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this lord is fujoing out @everandanon.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Don't know when or if I'm gonna post this so here's some of the diagrams lol

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

do you think nie huaisang would have survived beefleaf with his brother intact or would he just go apeshit after the fact

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

my heated rivalry hot take is that it is ridiculous to have them using each other's wholeass three syllable legal last names during sex

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Eury | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🔞 @peerlessserpent.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

if you see YQY being torn apart and consumed by his favorite shidi do NOT save him!! that is where he wants to be

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

wait. guys. modern au where hua cheng is famous for the equivalent of christian rock music

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

mu qingfang, sobbing: shixiong they are decimating your microbiome sqq patting a handful of his own blood: such bright children 🥰

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

the ideal amount of time to be obsessed with a piece of media is 5-8 years. when the fandom grows a second health bar that's when you know you're doing it right

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claire witch project 🍉 @occultings.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

if i were charged to do it in a lab i could not better engineer a sequence of tweets that encapsulates what 2020 was like

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shizun slut truther @wifebeam.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

luo binghe does not need a remote controlled vibrator he is one

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

virginity matrix: discuss

a table of sexual acts, color-coded from green (definitely not losing your virginity) to red (definitely losing your virginity). column and row headers both list body parts: hands, mouth, tits, pussy, cock, and ass. the table names the sex act involving combinations thereof.

hands + hands = handholding (bright green)
hands + mouth = finger sucking (lime green)
hands + tits = boob squish (lime green)
hands + pussy = fingering (yellow)
hands + cock = handjob (yellow)
hands + ass = fingerblasting (yellow)

mouth + mouth = kissing (bright green)
mouth + tits = nipple licking (lime green)
mouth + pussy = cunnilingus (orange)
mouth + cock = blowjob (orange)
mouth + ass = rimming (dark orange)

tits + cock = titjob (yellow)
pussy + pussy = tribbing (orange)
pussk + cock = babymaker (red)
pussy + ass = pegging, add dildo (dark orange)

cock + cock = frottage (orange)
cock + ass = anal (red)

and then the weird ones which are:
tits + tits = really good hug (lime green)
tits + pussy = gals being pals (dark yellow)
tits + ass = the bouncy castle (lime green)
ass + ass = a dance move (lime green)

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

[wandering into the party two years late] so sinners the movie rules huh

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

great news for people who like to drop unsettling animal genitalia facts into polite conversation (me)

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hank hill @freshgarlicknots.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

if I were a cursed hideous child and I was embraced for the first time in my short miserable life by a loving twink with a perfect lash set I too would become obsessed

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Las @eightysquirrels.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

as a writer you gotta figure out what is going on, and then figure out how much your dumb as rocks POV character understands of it, then imbue the consequences with as much gay sex as possible

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

if hua cheng is so good at shapeshifting why have we never seen him with tentacles

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KotoneChou @kotonechou.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Just imagining Mobei-Jun: :| I’m not going in there. Binghe: you don’t NEED to go in just help me air drop 200 rhinos real quick

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cally again @callowyn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

if you are blasting tiktoks on speaker in public your phone should automatically brick itself

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Eury | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🔞 @peerlessserpent.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

binghe carefully tending the barren wings of sqq's corpse :) the feathers just can't be coaxed into growing back for a lifeless body. He would tear out his own feathers to try implanting them, but his wings have been destroyed since the abyss :))

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Shy, necromancerphiliac 🐍🥚 @ovipositionary.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

[scrolling past the horrors] you're right, Airplane. cucumber bro should get noncon gangbanged until he's crying cum tears

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