Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Man at the restaurant is making balloon animals two tables away. I want to crawl out of my own skin 2180
Reposted by BrrrrrustyMason Voorhees @daddyvourdalak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Whatchall know about the Continental Divide? 😤 81531
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Mason and I are hanging out with @thomcb88.bsky.social and @viennabeef.social ! We’ll let yall know if they’re weird! 2300
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If Crescent City was inspired by Zootopia then would that mean that the Hind is Shakira? 141
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What I’m texting my husband during the function 4330
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I got added to a friend of a friend’s private story after meeting them at a bar one time and it’s plagued me ever since. Like mamma I do not need to know this much about your life 2130
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Wait I forgot I posted this. I’m safe! He DID like it 1160
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Decided to do a secret, mini home renovation this weekend while my husband was gone. He’ll be home in an hour and it just now set in that there is a legitimate chance that he won’t like it. Stay tuned! 2261
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026One bottle of wine and my bestie and I are already planning 3 different vacations 090
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I watched Barb and Star for the millionth time last night and, just as I thought, it remains untouched at the top of my favorite movies list 090
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026ChatGPT would never use as many exclamation points as me 020
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Brand new coworker walked by me this morning and told me I looked COMFORTABLE 270
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sorry bro, I was just trying to catch your print or whatever it is the kids are saying these days 0120
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026My mom called me just to then sit on her phone and read the life story of Kurt Russell. She wasn’t reading it to me, mind you. She was reading it to my brother who is currently with her in person. 0140
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It’s true, I made him a delicious sandwich and then spent the rest of the day cleaning chunks off the floor 1150
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It’ll happen again in about 4 minutes so let me see if I can position the camera discreetly 130
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Now imagine him imitating Hugh Jackman’s vibrato while also singing “petal, petal, petal” 240
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I turn into this frog when I hear the strum of an acoustic guitar 0161
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I think that I would like to use one of those laser steel cutters. I think I get the gist of it, no need to read any manuals or anything 290
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026A couple good ways to prepare for watching Spiderman in 4DX: • Ride a mechanical bull • Go off roading in a Jeep Wrangler • Ride an all wooden roller coaster 1140
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I can’t stand idly by while my blackberry sisters are tossed aside. Blackberry and raspberry need to rise up against tyranny of a mushy blue 100
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Raspberry forward smoothie todaystatic.klipy.comEleni Foureira's Confident WalkALT: Eleni Foureira's Confident Walk 060
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Petition for the Kirkland Frozen Three Berry Blend to be raspberries, blackberries, and a mix of the two as the third berry option. Blueberries are out, raspberries are in mama 340
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I got told I looked sincere and breedable this morning. I’ll be riding this high for the rest of the day 1300
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Which is prettier, the sunrise or the man that walks his two huskies at the same time that I walk every morning? 0150
