Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If Crescent City was inspired by Zootopia then would that mean that the Hind is Shakira? 141
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What I’m texting my husband during the function 4330
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I got added to a friend of a friend’s private story after meeting them at a bar one time and it’s plagued me ever since. Like mamma I do not need to know this much about your life 2130
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Wait I forgot I posted this. I’m safe! He DID like it 1160
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Decided to do a secret, mini home renovation this weekend while my husband was gone. He’ll be home in an hour and it just now set in that there is a legitimate chance that he won’t like it. Stay tuned! 2261
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026One bottle of wine and my bestie and I are already planning 3 different vacations 090
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I watched Barb and Star for the millionth time last night and, just as I thought, it remains untouched at the top of my favorite movies list 090
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Brand new coworker walked by me this morning and told me I looked COMFORTABLE 270
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sorry bro, I was just trying to catch your print or whatever it is the kids are saying these days 0120
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026My mom called me just to then sit on her phone and read the life story of Kurt Russell. She wasn’t reading it to me, mind you. She was reading it to my brother who is currently with her in person. 0140
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It’s true, I made him a delicious sandwich and then spent the rest of the day cleaning chunks off the floor 1150
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I turn into this frog when I hear the strum of an acoustic guitar 0161
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I think that I would like to use one of those laser steel cutters. I think I get the gist of it, no need to read any manuals or anything 290
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026A couple good ways to prepare for watching Spiderman in 4DX: • Ride a mechanical bull • Go off roading in a Jeep Wrangler • Ride an all wooden roller coaster 1140
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Raspberry forward smoothie todaystatic.klipy.comEleni Foureira's Confident WalkALT: Eleni Foureira's Confident Walk 060
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Petition for the Kirkland Frozen Three Berry Blend to be raspberries, blackberries, and a mix of the two as the third berry option. Blueberries are out, raspberries are in mama 340
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I got told I looked sincere and breedable this morning. I’ll be riding this high for the rest of the day 1310
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Which is prettier, the sunrise or the man that walks his two huskies at the same time that I walk every morning? 0160
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026A few years ago a relative of mine accused my brothers and I of stealing my grandpas hunting knife after he died. The knife has remained missing and it’s been awkward since. Now that my grandma has passed they’re going through her house and the knife was just found in the back of a drawer! 1250
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Daily smoothie is blueberry heavy and my mood has slumped as a result 170
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Yeah I mean I COULD throw out this raggedy 12+ year old cut off but my husband told me he liked the way I looked in it the week before asking me to be his boyfriend 7 years ago 2330
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026If you go on a walk at 6 am there will be no one out except for the guy smoking out of a mysteriously round glass pipe! 101951
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026What will I do when I finish wheel of time? What will sustain me when I stop getting sustenance from this series? 380
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026But what is a straight man doing with all that ass 8640
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026One of my best friends texted me “I’m gonna call you in a bit. If you don’t answer that’s fine. I’ll just keep calling” To be understood is to be loved 2220
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The amount of little red notification bubbles on my phone would send some of you into cardiac arrest 2150
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Do I need: a) new shoes b) a new tattoo c) both 2120
Reposted by BrrrrrustyMason Voorhees @daddyvourdalak.bsky.social · 20/07/2026100° outside and a crisp, cool 80° inside our house 😍😍😍 5261
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026If you’ve played Elden Ring but didn’t know that the main deities are all named after George R R Martin’s initials then wyd?? 160
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026>>>>>> people that don’t say good morning back when you pass them on a walk 1140
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Asked my barber for a different haircut for the first time in 2.5 years 0130
Brrrrrusty @callmetdaddy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026My husband just disappeared inside of our elderly neighbors house. How long until I have to go in after him? 4180
