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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq.

@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
2.1K followers 614 following 45.8K posts

Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich.

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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 40m
L O L
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 40m
I do! Sometimes.
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 40m
The wut
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 3h
Somehow I have gotten myself stuck behind the world's only conservatively driven cybertruck. 10 under, stopping at crosswalks and speed bumps, waving people through intersections out of order. It's a weird world.
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h
Yes.
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h
Bravo to him for drinking piss water instead of seltzers
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h
"...I guess."
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h
Someone's having a feral weekend with the wife out of town
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h
People have covered up the logo forever. Can't hide the camera array.
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h
static.klipy.com
Man Gasps in Surprise
ALT: Man Gasps in Surprise
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 6h
If you would try to win by abandoning trans people (or any targeted group) you can save this “we need to win” talk; there is no “we.” I am about solidarity, and you have chosen anti-solidarity. You are not any “we” I recognize. You are the enemy I’m trying to defeat. Beating you is how my “we” wins.
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h
Goddammit Moser
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h
How is it getting worse
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h
Typical iPhone user
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h
Your last remaining good baseball take
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h
Jesus fuck. This is why I keep sounds off.
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h
Yes Yes Yes
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h
Also that first one is alarming
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 5h
I'm not going to turn down free donuts, but I will be very disappointed in both of you
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 7h
.45 Scaramuccis
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 7h
The Porsche Pink Pig
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 7h
So... Defensive ends should try going slower!
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 10h
You know what's exciting and you can actually buy for (considerable less than) $50k right now? BROWN STATION WAGON
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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 12h
I’m sorry to have to be the bad guy here but we need to recognize that we live in a compressed air thrusters world now. If you’re not finding ways to teach the critical use of compressed air thrusters in your classroom, you’re setting your students up to fail when you could be setting them up to fly
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 10h
Can you imagine the things he could crash into in a flying car?!
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 12h
I did not get the same feel from it
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 14h
I'm not even sure I have faith it's not rendered.
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 14h
Anyone watching that roadster video and giving it an ounce of credibility needs to go outside and touch grass. And probably never come back inside.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
ESPN producer Nicole Noren quits over sports broadcasting's increasingly predatory promotion of gambling: “I’m not going to work for a gambling company and have blood on my hands.”
cjr.org
Nicole Noren: “I’m not going to have blood on my hands.”
Why Nicole Noren, a decorated ESPN producer, quit in protest.
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 19h
youtu.be
Who Needs Sleep?
YouTube video by Barenaked Ladies - Topic
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JR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 21h
The richest team in baseball lost to a guy who needed the health insurance send skeet
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 20h
That's very cool!
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 22h
#evergreen
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 22h
And yet there's a missing potato
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Gonna get ejected for brawling?
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
LOL Actual downfield interference doesn't get called, but if he thrown it 10 yards shorter...
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Observational
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Bourbon is warming!
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Oh. Oh no.
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Canada *is* the upper Midwest now, remember?
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I would watch horses race on ice
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I never thought you would be anti-globalism.
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The fuq? It's everything liquor.
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This explains *so* much
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Bourbon, you fucking Philistines.
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
You hold onto that man. You hold on tight and you never let go.
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I think they all went out of business. The Fallsview was for sale a few years ago, but I think it got bought and now it's a trashy casino.
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Gt7 Spec IV - we're so nice we raised the collector cap from level 70 to 90. *chime* You're level 87!
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Why are you listening to sports radio again?
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Dr. Spider Hog, Esq. @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My brother-in-law, who is the biggest sports betting zyn bro I know, pulled me aside last week to complain about how ESPN needs to get back to showing more sports. If they're losing dudes like him, the end is in sight.
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