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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 3h

I missed it mate. My ship was a day late getting into port because the mizzenmast was damaged in a squall.

Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 3h

In other news, a bear has been discovered taking a shit in the woods just days after The Pope admitted to being a Catholic.

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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 3h

These undercover investigations keep exposing what we knew about Reform UK all along Link to investigation: www.itv.com/news/2026-10-14/inside-…

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 3h

Everton and baseball go way back.

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 12h

You know what? Maybe just let owners spend as much as they like willy-nilly. Let all the little provincial clubs go to the wall. Let's just have, maybe, 15 big footy clubs. That's why there are rules. Man City need to be wiped out. #MCFC

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 13h

EVERY DATA CENTRE IS A THREAT TO YOUR BUSINESS, YOUR SAFETY, YOUR FUTURE AND YOUR LIFE. Follow the Ukraine initiative. Blow them all to fuck.

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Kengraving111 @kengraving.bsky.social · 14h

Six-time French champions Bordeaux, who were sanctioned in the summer for financial irregularities, will play the current season in the sixth tier of French football Over to you Premier League.

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 16h

You'll thank me for this. I guarantee it.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 17h

Musk throws Trump under the bus

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 17h

I can't recommend Bar los Barriles enough. Superb atmosphere, owner is as mad as a box of frogs, generous tapas with every drink you buy. You'll stagger out there bladdered and with a fully belly having spent about 20 Euros. Get there early. It's usually rammed. maps.app.goo.gl/HNLyC3FJSwua...

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18h

Vivek Ramaswamy’s new Ohio governor ad about property taxes “accidentally” featured a registered sex offender in the background. Vernon Edwards, the husband of the woman featured in the ad, pleaded guilty to gross sexual imposition involving a child under 13 and served eight years in prison.

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 17h

Remember those loony conspiracy theories about powerful people being alien lizards disguised in human suits? I'm starting to think that those loonies weren't loonies after all. #MAGA

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 21h

This time last year, my little Fiat only held about £40 worth of petrol. Now it can hold nearer to £65 worth of petrol. Thanks, Donny lad. You're a fekn genius. #Trump #Eejit

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

My sainted sister just sent me these pics from Playa Burriana in Nerja. Fess up. Who are you? 😀 #UTFT

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

He's 73. He'll be dead in about 10-15 years. Suck it up lad. 😂

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PercyToplis @percytoplis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The defending there was off the scale impressively wank. Youve just gotta laugh

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Just turned on the wireless and settled myself down in the back room to listen to the footy. Utd were a goal down before I took my first sip of tea 😂

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It will take years. I wouldn't hold my breath.

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

With compound interest, that £66 million becomes something closer to £100 million.

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Sarah Jones @sarahjonestoo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

According to the BBC, Everton are the third most highly affected club as a result of Manchester City breaking financial rules. £66 million would buy us another striker. #EFC #Everton www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

bbc.co.uk

Manchester City charges: How much did their rule breaking cost your team?

The potential impact of Manchester City's rule breaking runs deep, including missed Champions League qualification, relegation and Premier League prize money.

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I haven't seen Ref Watch. Did they review the disallowed goal? #UTFT I can guess what they said, btw.

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

This is what an AI data centre looks like when you have a kill switch. #Yandex How strange that tens of thousands of Trump, Farage, etc. influencers have suddenly dropped off the radar.

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

A kill switch you say? Ukraine has a few. #AI

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Monty Dodge @montyofdodgington.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

@badassmutha.bsky.social @donmcgowan.bsky.social Russian interference update. Farage called Burnham a liar! Will someone please ram this down his throat? ⬇️

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

That is the first time in history that the most statto geek stat in history has been presented as a stat.

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

We're due to play them in the League Cup 29 Oct. The league match follows a few days later. I'll bet you a pound to a pinch of salt he's sacked on the previous Monday. Everton, that. You can take that to the bank. #UTFT #NUFC

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

What if #Trump is secretly bi and has the hots for Putin?

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It's a TikTok thing innit. Taking a photo of your dinner.

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

West Midlands Police horses. Heads on a swivel, guys.

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I can't guarantee that Wagon Wheels thing, btw.

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I know things look bleak right now but ... This time next year, Trump will either be in jail or dead. Man City will be struggling in the National League North. Farage will be barred from public office. Wagon Wheels will be as big as you remember they were. Chin up, peeps.

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Armageddon awaits Man City. When the axe falls, good folk will lose their jobs through no fault of their own. Chefs, cleaners, groundsmen, etc. It's tragic, That is true. But sell your soul to the devil, And the bill comes due. Always. #MCFC

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

And then there were three. However, one them is cheating so there are really only two. Everton & Brentford. #Invincibles 😉 #UTFT

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Paul Downes Esq. (UK) @callmedownsie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

In the back of my mind, I've often thought there's a chance that all the matches that City play this season will be written off when they are expelled. Nullified. They never happened. Today's result convinced me that will indeed happen. It will be expunged like it never happened. #MCFC

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