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hlheaux 2.0 @hlheaux.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
YG: I'm going to deconstruct myself to its barest components to find joy NJ: I'm going to think about joy in such a way that I'm never caught off guard by its fleeting nature JH: I'm going to perform my persona into experiencing joy SJ: guys, I think you're thinking about this too much
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Jin being born baseline very handsome but deciding he will be goofily handsome in his real life and only mind-boggingly handsome for pay is one of my favorite things about him
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
11:59pm: pokemon rumble spheal
12:00am: pokemon rumble spheal wearing a happy new year hat
12:01am: sleeping spheal
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nina splendorr 🌻🏳️‍⚧️ @splendorr.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
reminder:
yellow poster with drawings of the sailor moons. text says: 

TRANS PEOPLE EXISTING DOES
LITERALLY NOTHING NEGATIVE TO YOUR LIVES, YOU CRYBABY WIMPS

YOUR LIFE IS GETTING HARDER AND COSTLIER BECAUSE OF THE OLIGARGS, NOT TRANS PEOPLE
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fae⁷ @onthistangent.eurosky.social · 21/12/2025
This looks like Tae brought his shy boyfriend Jimin to visit his parents for the first time during the holidays
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Jaimee⁷ 🍓 (said cutely) @closetfairy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
a still from the bts group live today. Yoongi reaches across Taehyung to investigate Jimin's necklace. Taehyung is looking up at the ceiling like he can't believe the audacity. Text edited on top of the image reads: "Me" (over Yoongi), "My wips" over Taehyung, and "Shiny new idea" over Jimin/Jimin's necklace.
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laur ♡⁷ saw autumn leaves @joonlens.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
🐹 when we were filming, i was so cold i was shivering. you guys said it was okay so I endured it jimin pulling his jacket off like it’s on fire 🥹 hobi jumping up 😫 namjoon: okay! and cheekily pretending to take his sweater off 🤭 jimin adding another jacket on the jinnie warmth pile 😭 i’m sobbing
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bbrang⁷ got 🪈 piped & spooned 🥄 @sgmnyg7.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
jungkook: DONT 🚫 CALL 😤 ME 😡 CUTE 🔫 also jungkook: *runs like an anime girl protagonist*
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
A perfect 2 minute Bangtan live: Minjoon desperately trying to understand tech, Yoongi offering advice without moving, Jin alternately heckling and fighting Jungkook, Hoseok watching, bemused, Koo actually solving the problem, and Tae fully wandering away because he knows it’s gonna take a WHILE
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I love the idea that to Hoseok putting a label on a storage box to identify what’s in it is messier and more stressful than simply memorizing the location of every object in your entire house and making sure everything is in that memorized location at all times not in use
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
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clarz ☔🚀 @clarz.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
oh my GOD??? namjoon in 2020 FORETELLING hobi's 2025 shirtless era 😱 he KNEW! 🐿️ I actually do wear gowns and robes at home 🐯 you wear robes with shorts 🐯 no shirts 🐿️ that's right! 🐿️ but I can't take my shirt off for the album 🐰 why? you should 🐿️ nah... 🐨 just give him 5 years
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bbrang⁷ got 🪈 piped & spooned 🥄 @sgmnyg7.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
crazy how he was just a 20yo suddenly responsible for a bunch of teens then 13 years go by and he’s raised them all to be incredible men while being an incredible man himself
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Oldest Army in Italy @ddaengbb.eurosky.social · 01/12/2025
jungkook: WE ALL HAVE BOOKS BESIDES OUR BED
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audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier @btsaudge.borasky.com · 01/12/2025
namjoon making book nerd posts, and taehyung immediately posting that he's a book nerd too. god, taehyung, i love you and your namjoon hyung mating calls. #taejoon
Screenshot of a post from Namjoon's instagram that is a page out of a book with multiple lines of text underlined. Book is written in Korean.Screenshot of a post from Taehyung's instagram. Post is a picture of books. Taehyung has tagged Namjoon's account and wrote a caption. Caption reads, "나도 침대 옆에 책 있다. 김남준." The autotranslate says that reads, "I also have a book by my bed. Kim Namjoon."
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
BTS as video game horses: Yoongi: Skryim Does not give a single fuck. Show this horse a mountain of sheer cliffs and they will chug right up it without complaint. Sometimes not where you expect and smaller than others, but maintains incredible work ethic, durability, and ubiquitousness
Screenshot from Skyrim showing a horse standing on a vertical cliff face
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
A friend once posited the size of a woman’s purse indicated how wild it would be to be her friend, because someone with a small purse knows exactly how their day is going to go but someone with a large purse could end up doing ANYTHING so they need everything, and I’ve never felt that more than here
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
From left to right: Local goth tricked into playing tennis Pokémon trainer Professional gamer doing a YouTube challenge Country club tennis pro Regular ass person who will destroy you on the court Jock lesbian Guy from the pro shop clothing section who never intended to actually play
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Jikook getting Disney to pay them to travel around and act like idiots when they do that for free constantly is the biggest Bangtan scam since Jin pretended he didn’t know how to play the guitar with Chris Martin so he would hands-on teach him
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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
not jk moving his cam screen around the screen like a screen saver 😭 he has no business being this funny
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sara⁷💫⊙⊝⊜ saw bts madrid d1 & 2 @hobahope.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
jungkook dancing with armys and hyping them up oh i love this cutie so much 😭
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
BTS by how good they’d be as streamers, worst to best: HS: Nervous just thinking about it NJ: Technical problems every stream JM: Can’t get comfortable on camera TH: Wants to win too badly to talk YG: Teaches you so many detailed strategies in monotone SJ: Charismatic, entertaining fails, loud JK:
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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
an army immediately stripping their clothes for jk bc he said he liked the fit. if this isn’t love… 🐰 hey, the shark is cute! 🐰 aii, i got startled 🐰 how could you strip like that? 🐰 yay! i changed to a shark
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archive bts @hourlybtsm.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
🐯 here, we have another member watching 🐹 should we tell him to come up? 🐯 tell him to come up! 🐥 🫣 🐹 should we tell him to come up? 🐥 🫣 🐹 ok jiminie stay there
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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
so, JK and HS sang the “hyung hyung please take me” part of supertuna i’m ok im fine i am totally fine
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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
🐰 want me to give you a towel? a tissue? 🐹 that’s a great idea 🐿️ hyung you’re the main character 🐹 but u guys are main characters too. come here! say your greetings then go inside 🐿️ ok ok 🐰 hyung i drank one of your drinks. is that ok? 🐹 it’s ok, it’s ok. drink it all. it’s yours
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Jungkook out there saying if he needs to get up be a certain time he sets three alarms, one for five minutes before, one for the time, and one for five minutes AFTER the time explains a lot about the manic twitch that sometimes appeared in Hoseok’s eye during their travel shows
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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Namjoon in a room full of business leaders like “I want to be clear that when I say I’m lucky to have ARMY I mean the millions of slightly-to-completely unhinged people around the world and NOT any military organization. Love my collection of losers, not conscription! Important difference!”
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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🐰 capture time! 🐹 capture time? 🐹 do the peace sign, do the flower pose, poke your cheeks 🐰 do a peace sign… do flower pose… poke my cheeks… 🐹 wink 🐰 wink 🐹 and, uh, make fists and put it on both of your cheeks 🐰 eung 🐹 and… 🐰 like this? 🐹 you did well. but i can’t see you 🐰 it happens
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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
jin’s laugh when he’s being entertained by his babies ugh he’s down so bad
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shortcake⁷ is bulletproof @starlichka.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
this is in the same category as Otsukare: if you see it, you share it.
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
As a person who has been at work events where my older, respected colleagues have decided to Cut Loose in a deeply endearing yet very uncool way, I really relate to Soobin here
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Persephiroth @persephiroth.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
May the creators of the IP your tattoo is based on die before they do anything heinous, amen. 🤗
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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
(a weekend jog that jk & jm went on during their enlistment. jk was running ahead. Your Name OST was playing) 🐥 *pretending to jog to the music* 🐥 like this, i turned the corner to the right. as soon as i was able to see jungkookie, this part (climax) played 🐥 so that moment felt like a movie
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archive bts @hourlybtsm.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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archive bts @hourlybtsm.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Jimin - Weverse post
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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
taehyung doesn’t say hi back he says hi only after picking up a tree branch from.. god knows where then he excitedly talks about eating udon and pistachio croissant later oh tae don’t ever change
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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
i just recalled how NJ was free-associating his way into his thoughts on marriage, but then suddenly said, without deliberation, like it’s something he thinks about often, “women especially” get pressured about childrearing and how we (general we) should live as we choose and i am just…
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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
i love this twt, though i have always wondered if the right side should be: jungkookie with rapmon hyung in my humble opinion, the suga hyung in this twt is the carrot
jungkookie with jin hyung (bunny angry)
jungkookie with suga hyung (bunny cute and calm)
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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
🐿️ “make jungkookie do killin it girl dance?” 🐿️ jungkookie knows all of KIG choreo, probably? 🐿️ he’s good. i’ve seen it a lot because he does it in front of me all the time 🕯️OT7 KILLIN IT GIRL🕯️
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bbrang⁷ got 🪈 piped & spooned 🥄 @sgmnyg7.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
kill bill vol. 3 where uma trains namjoon to seek revenge on all who has wronged him featuring daechwita agust d, jin wick, arson hobi, kendo jimin, buff tae, and boxer jk
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Muse⁷ @tlmuse.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Jungkook drinking milk straight from the carton, pausing to check the expiration date, and then going back to drinking it is just… I am *crying* with laughter. He’s perfect
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I know a fae trap when I see one
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sara⁷💫⊙⊝⊜ saw bts madrid d1 & 2 @hobahope.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
he came, he served and inmediately buttoned his shirt the second he sat down LMAOOOO
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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
now i’m dying to have the original audio of this clip. why did hobi take off the tiara at the end and gesture it to jin? (my god the little body bump btw 2seok gives me cuteness aggression every time)
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coal @coalmind.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
🗣️ whose is this? 🐹 jk, jm, and i drink after a tour is done. other members don’t drink as much 🗣️ drinking habits? 🐹 i’m a cutie. i’m normally touchy/annoying to members but it gets worse when i drink 🐥 that’s called jin-sang (nuisance) 🐹 i’m jin-san in japan abbreviated. full sub/vid below
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super tuna enjoyer @definitionofily.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
You’re 20 years old and the phrase you’ll say most for the rest of your life is “Hyung will do it” even though you don’t need say it as often as you do. You’re 20 years old and you’re a grown up child and a 15 year old baby is homesick so you take him back to your home.
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