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Callie 🥿🪨

@calligator.bsky.social
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Friendly neighborhood bottle shop girl. Backyard Birding Enthusiast. Trans, queer, married. She/Her. UM grad, living in the shadow of UGA. The avatar of Anoia in a backless dress. Rattle those drawers! ko-fi.com/calligator ☕🩷

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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 1h
Fuck yeah, chunky heel for the win!
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 1h
Yessss fucking incredible! 🤩 How did they/you fare on the walk?
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 2h
Lol, as if anybody from my hometown was wearing LL Bean
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 2h
My HS girlfriend had this exact shirt plus another one in a weird brown color, can confirm
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 3h
That would be so much fun!
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 3h
Me too! They're definitely not the best quality, but they'll fit the costume perfectly and at least be a fun option for occasional wear in the cooler months
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 3h
This MBB exhibition game is leading to a number of questions, a few of which even involve the team directly
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 3h
Maybe they just started selling here?
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 3h
Conecuh Sausage is a weird sponsor for UGA, right?
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 3h
Also, lakehouse = fancy cottage
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah, it hides the mesh they put up to keep the ceiling from falling on people, but it makes it feel so small!
A mostly empty Stegeman Coliseum, with all black seats and black ceiling. The basketball court has a shadow bulldog design underneath the UGA logo at center court. A handful of fans, mostly wearing red and black, are scattered throughout the lower bowl.
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 4h
Being like 98% empty probably not helpful, tbh
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 4h
Cottage = lake, cabin = woods
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 4h
I don't like the repainted ceiling in Stegeman, the black makes it look tiny in here
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 4h
Hell yeah fuck yeah!
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 6h
Got some new boots, partly for a Halloween costume, partly to just have some tall boots that actually almost fit properly 🍂
A woman's boot-clad lower legs on a grey blanket, with a fluffy red dog and the Wingspan Nesting Box in the background. The boots are brown faux leather and come up to her mid calf, with lacing up the front and two buckle straps near the top. Tall off-white socks extend above the tops of the boots, imitating the look of a particular classic video game character.
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 8h
Also might find out that they are from or were founded in, or source ingredients from a place I'm intimately familiar with, and we end up talking about the Fruit Ridge or Ann Arbor gameday demographics in addition to water profiles and the shifting economics of the alcohol industry
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 8h
A thing about me is if you put me in a room with a brewer/winemaker/distiller on a market visit, I'm going to ask at least one question that 1) the crowd of mostly bartenders do not give a fuck about the answer to, and 2) get an "I'm so glad you asked that" followed by several minutes of nerding out
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 21h
I just wanna be able to have cute sandals and booties that aren't complete trash or $200+ and also not made for years of everyday wear 😭 I'm never forgiving Torrid for abandoning us
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 21h
I'm wearing the right size(s), but I'm wearing them through the fucking ground because I literally cannot get replacements that aren't hideous and/or completely impractical and/or even worse quality than my broke-ass pairs
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 21h
And let's not even talk about trying to find cute/hot shoes in sizes above a 10 😔
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 23h
I enjoyed it up until the emotional terrorism bit at the end
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah, but it's an outing for my wife's office and in doing so I will be largely ignoring her staff, and I'm usually the one who carries the socializing load 🫣
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll be watching on my phone from the UGA MBB exhibition game, so I think it's fine
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"have to" as if that doesn't sound better than the best Saturday morning cartoons to go with a huge bowl of frosted flakes
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can't fool me, I see the adorability there!
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's so hard to capture the real color and depth of a stone like that 😮‍💨
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got a beautiful labradorite pendant over the weekend, decided to try and match her iridescent radiance - turned out pretty well, I think! ✨🩵💚🖤
Callie's decolleté, with thin straps of a black jacket dress forming a narrow V from the keyhole of the feed up to her neck. Nestled between the straps is a large teardrop-shaped labradorite pendant hanging from a silver wire design and chain. The pendant is bright blue with deeper blue veins and an overlying green-bronze iridescence. The top of her underbust tattoo, a tulip poplar leaf, is visible in the keyhole opening of the dress.Close-up of the left side of Callie's face. Her cheek is bright with blush and highlighter, and her brunette hair is just visible at the corner, partly tucked behind her left ear, which amongst other piercings features a blue and green and silver dangly earring. Her eye is closed so that her makeup may be properly viewed - surrounding bold black winged eyeliner and mascara is a shimmery blue and green and gold eyeshadow look that evokes the shades visible in her pendant necklace.Cape selfie, standing in a doorway with her eyes closed. Both pendant and her eye makeup can be seen, the latter now behind her clear-framed glasses, her eyes still closed and expression neutral. Her wavy brunette hair frames her face and falls gently to a point just below her collarbones.Another selfie, from a lower angle, with grey sky and trees as her backdrop. The labradorite pendant has a blue-green & slate grey appearance in this light, matching the background and Callie's makeup, and her sea green eyes, which are gazing calmly at the camera.
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is this song on my somewhat wryly-named "Therapeutic Affirmations" playlist? Only my therapist knows for sure!
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This one could fit so many people for me, lol
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm both terrified and incredibly intrigued, and also now wondering if I could do the same
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wearing work boots on the plane to save luggage weight/space >>> going barefoot on the plane because you don't care about fungal infections or anybody else's olfactory sensibilities
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I refuse to be made to feel totally bad about getting to see you in heels, and so should everyone else! Only good feelings about Wyatt in heels!
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 05/10/2026
My shoes for this Year's Walk A Mile have arrived and if you don't want to feel totally bad about getting to see me in heels for free, then you still have two days to donate. All funds raised go towards helping DA/SA survivors in Central NH and with federal funding being slashes, it REALLY matters.
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I fail to see the problem, assuming I'm the only person allowed to own one of these
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not wrong though! 🍑
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lol, I do very much enjoy fall, it's a lot easier to display my rump when I'm not immediately bursting into flames every time I step outside 💖
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Definitely! I'm very lucky to have an incredible bra specialist literally around the corner from my house 🤗
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Girl please, as if I haven't been telling you that explicitly!!
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She's sooo pretty though 😍
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm pretty sure it's Ewa Michalak! It fits so well, but I'm a little worried that I may have graduated into the $$$ bra sizes going forward 😅
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks, I think so too!! 🥰😘
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of us clearly used her time in math very wisely, though I'm not sure which of us it was...
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I may have repeatedly insisted to the contrary, but in light of new evidence I must now admit that I did, in fact, peak in high school
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Almost certainly, I think I spent at least 60% of every math class playing it, lol
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of my proudest achievements in life 😅
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is really stupid and funny asstastic, and STILL has absolutely no bearing on 1) the outcome of this season, and 2) the outcome of *this game*. Can y'all just fucking chill?
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow, another replay after the ad break and we STILL don't know, incredible!
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did Underwood's arm get hit as he threw? We'll never know, thanks Fox
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Callie 🥿🪨 @calligator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, and we love to see it
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