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Callie/Mace

@calliewitch.bsky.social
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28, Genderfluid, Autistic, Furry, Non-Monogamous, and Pansexual She/they/it preferred, but I use all pronouns. I'm a working village witch, an ordained reverend, and aspiring sex therapist. I'm authentically myself and will never be ashamed.

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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I didn't have the vocabulary to describe my identity until I was 23yo. I had always doubted my trans-ness and only expressed myself as a (very rarely/lightly) gnc man. I thought the options for trans identity worked like a light switch. Basically, I found the dimmer, and I'm much happier now.
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Three Cartoon Mice Look Confused
ALT: Three Cartoon Mice Look Confused
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chorb
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shadow of a them @zh4dyyy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my new approach to h*rry p*tter is pretending I've never heard about it when I'm asked about my house or whatever
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Discreetly put enough effort into achieving your goals so that you doom others to think that it was innate talent or luck.
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's a flavor of misogyny that hurts the gay community too. Pre/non-op trans mascs get caught in the crossfire.
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Daxhush @daxhush.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in light of recent reactions to a game i like's plans for dlc
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What a coincidence! Mine too!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"A second cheek has hit the tower."
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
important contribution to the discourse: they have taken my favorite shape
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Great Witch of Cedarhold - Gator Days
The Great Witch of Cedarhold - Gator Days

Characters

Polly - Opossum - Olivia's older teenage sister.

Gustopher - Alligator - Olivia's friend.

Olivia - Opossum - Polly's little sister.

Ms. Mercow - Manatee - An older neighbor

Panel 1

Polly is standing by a fence and is telling Gustopher and Olivia a story. The top of a head can barely be seen behind the fence.

Polly: CAREFUL! The Great Witch of Cedarhold lives here!

Panel 2

Polly makes a frightening face.

Polly: A kid broke her shed window so she turned him into a worm. Then she turned his parents into birds. And then-

Panel 3

Before Polly can finish, the person behind the fence has made herself known. She looks over the top of the fence.

Ms. Mercow: Oh my...

Gustopher: THE WITCH!

Olivia: RUN!

Panel 4

Polly suddenly feels embarrassed about making up such a scary story and apologizes.

Polly: I'm sorry, Ms. Mercow.

Ms. Mercow: I always wanted to be a witch. Tell them I'll take their bones if they hurt my hydrangeas.
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
please read. spread love and positivity❤️
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Little-known fact about the 1993 film Mrs. Doubtfire: Robin Williams had 37 sex changes during the production of the movie.
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Biceptembear
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Donryu @donryu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Jojos Bizarre Adventure Milton Jojo
ALT: Jojos Bizarre Adventure Milton Jojo
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I honestly didn't know what they were meant to represent but I found this in an online article when I tried to find out.
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My son found a Keith Haring shirt at a thrift store over the weekend and loves wearing it to school. (I'm just glad it's some of his more publicly acceptable work)
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Duncs @iduncs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If they didn’t want us in the trash, why do they put all the tastiest things in there? ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ🗑️
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm not sure what time it is, but my watch says I'm running faster than Usain Bolt
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hairy, thick, and yummy.
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's giving...
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The Resister Linda Cardwell 🦋💙 @cardwell4u.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Dolly Parton spoke.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was.
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Mom says it's my turn to play with the dick.
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You can do it! I believe in the booty!
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don’t care how masc you are, I’m gonna call that dick pretty
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Lately, two of my friends have come over just to chill and hangout nude.
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Sidekick @sidekicksart.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Man, loincloths are so insanely hot. Like, any character in a loincloth automatically makes them hotter. Draw your characters in loincloths, people.
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Zeldathon @zeldathon.com · 18/08/2026
zeldathon core
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have the same chock as Zeb!
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Regular Judy @judithism.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don’t wanna be dramatic but I’m gonna die unless I cum
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm with ya. I told one of my boyfriends this morning, "I need 276. (That's 69x4)"
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sometimes you just gotta see what your friends' dicks look like y'know?
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
mutant comic
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Callie/Mace @calliewitch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hehehe wonderful.
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Sasuke Uchiha: All According to My Plan
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
it’s that time of the week again!
the infamous boypussy thursday meme, this time featuring all three live-action Spider-Men… Tom Holland (RAW NEXT QUESTION), Tobey Maguire (RAW NEXT QUESTION), and Andrew Garfield (RAW NEXT QUESTION). the Spider-Man costume can stay on too!!!
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
look at the fucking MOON
The moon in the night sky surrounded by dark clouds.
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Monster Dum Cump 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
summer’s almost over and no one has spit tequila in my mouth yet 😔
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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
And straight people could too if they weren’t cowards
“We, as gay people” ru Paul meme with edited ending “get to enjoy watching our friends fuck our partners“
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