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@mandrn.bsky.social
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Mando. Certified Silly Goose. I bake 🍪 and I lift 💪 He/him 🏳️‍🌈♈️👬🌸

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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 8h
And if I treat posting thirst traps on bluesky dot app as a temporary 24 hour story then so what
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 8h
Literally me @ myself
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 8h
I think there is another pandemic afoot where people can't keep it cute.
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chatted with bloomf about Chicago nightlife and if I don't get there NOW I will have a come apart 😩
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Goon morning! Happy loads!
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adam 🍋 @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re going as lemonboy’s 2026 hairgrowth journey
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally and all but................... lemme ride lemme ride
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Let it be known! That the tide is high but I'm holding on!
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Receiving a singing telegram, call that a Performative Mail.
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Need cheese curds! Please!
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I got an ass so big like the sun Hope you got a mile for a dick, I wanna (Run) -Trina
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Called it a "traffic circle" today instead of a "roundabout", gonna kms.
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Castlevania fight scenes make this kitty go PURRR 🫯
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Regarding calling a body part a "pipe," is that hole or pole?
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Crazy how when you have things to do, time is taken away from other things you have to do 🫩
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Love that the Mandalorian has a faggy little walk 😍
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Flock surveillance camera or frot all day with a man, yah?
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Going into every episode of Adults.
Actor Jake Thomas being interviewed and saying "Wel, um, I think I'm looking forward to cracking up."
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Blocked someone here for the first time. Tip: maybe try being less creepy in the comments.
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Only problem with making Cosmic brownies at home is now I have too many brownies to eat.
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Get ur pumpkins out, fellas 🍁🎃
Screen shot of Tiffany "New York" Pollard saying "Hi Pumpkin! Hi Pumpkin!"
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Two 31-day months back to back is too much. August only needs 30 days!
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh excuse me lemme just
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ich bin dein Alptraum, ich bin dein Omen 👹
Another photo of a man taking a bathroom mirror selfie. He is shirtless to show off his sick push day pump.
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Idk about YOU but EYE want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooonnggg jacket 🙂‍↕️😻
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There's something so sinister about a brookie 🤔🤨
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Spooky season commencing idc 👻🎃🧟‍♂️
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TURN OFF THE LIGHT - Album by Kim Petras | Spotify
Kim Petras · album · 2020 · 18 songs
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My bullies in high school
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I was around so many Australians tonight and I've never been happier.
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Walked into this straightish bar and they're playing "Prettiest Girl In America" I knew I made the right choice.
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Did the best to salvage the hair cut and husband got me a bacon egg and cheese bagel sandwich. Crash out is over.
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm crashing out fam
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Barber butchered my haircut so I guess it's buzzcut season 😮‍💨
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Very brave of me not to flip this horizontally.
Photo of a man using the front camera to take a shirtless selfie
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Took a front-camera thirst trap today and didn't immediately hate it! Growth!
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This pussy Basmati
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hoping and praying that Carly gives us another Stay Away/ Felt This Way moment on Day and Night 🙏
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It's 2026 and gays are still judging each other for what they wear out to the bars? Even in the heat of summer? Let's do better!
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Project Muscle Mary 💪💅
Photo of a man taking a shirtless mirror selfie
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sometimes you just gotta see what your friends' dicks look like y'know?
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Home ownership! What a concept!
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hey is this true?
Bumper sticker that says "Chicago, IL. Top dumb for New York. Too ugly for LA"
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Curious about the phenomenon that happens when a gay guy sees a group of gay guys and assumes the worst things about them.
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Gm to @lerrrgan.bsky.social only
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
In the gym working on my Skeletor build 💪
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I love being a "Woohoo!" kind of girl 👐
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
He SAID the way my blue eyes shined put those Georgia stars to shame that night
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tursday! What a concept!
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I love and appreciate the endogenous proteases in my gut, but I WILL be eating pineapple with my protein shake 🙂‍↕️
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M🍊 @mandrn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Today's workout was another critical reminder not to lift with ego 😖 Good form is so important!!
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