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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 20/09/2026
this projector is so fucking high res and expensive there’s literally two of them
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 20/09/2026
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 19/09/2026
also you should steal this feature it’s genius nano doesn’t need discord snowflakes anymore
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 19/09/2026
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 21/08/2026
Screenshot of a dark-themed verification page showing the four-panel illustration attached to my reply's parent post. The page says “Generated with OpenAI tools,” reports “SynthID detected. We found a SynthID watermark that originated from OpenAI.”
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 21/08/2026
i told my friend i would chip in to buy this domain so now it's a "group" and she's not gonna make a frontpage so i guess i am. i was looking at websites and i saw some cool ones so i thought i'd make a boxy vibrant page like it but it turned out to just be corposlop
A webpage with a white navigation bar labeled “cptr/sx,” “members,” “how do i have sex with a computer?,” “our projects,” and “our blogs.” Below, a yellow section reads “YES, WE’RE ALL TRANNIES,” “computers.sex,” and “let me just tell you how much we love our fucking computers,” followed by a “Members” section.A “Blogs” page under the header “04 / SOME OF US HAVE SOME STUPID BULLSHIT TO SAY” shows two side-by-side posts. The purple post by Callie is titled “why being a filthy vibecoder is actually really fun,” with the text “normal programming was fun but outputting a finished project in a night is really fun”; the coral post by Emelia is titled “callie vibecoded this page and she’s fucking hitler,” with the text “i hope she slips on a banana peel and dies TOMORROW.” Both are dated August 18 and marked “Read 3 min.”
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 21/08/2026
Personally, I think the GPT-5.3-Codex-Spark limits are too low. It appears that I'm the only user of this model. @sama can you crank the limits up for me?
Dark interface panel titled “GPT-5.3-Codex-Spark usage limits.” It shows a 5-hour usage limit with 0% left, resetting at 4:43 AM, and a weekly usage limit with 37% left, resetting Aug 25, 2026, 8:43 PM.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 21/08/2026
thanks terra
Dark terminal interface showing “Planning user-driven browser authentication” and running `agy-capture` launch logs. The output lists a Google AI Pro account, Gemini 3.7 Flash (High), a project path, and notes about sanitizing traffic logs while excluding credentials.Dark terminal window showing a POST request to Google’s `streamGenerateContent` endpoint with JSON for the `gemini-3.7-flash-high` model. The request asks the model to reply exactly “PROXY_CAPTURE_OK” and includes a system instruction to generate a short conversation title.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 21/08/2026
free gemini for a year
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 21/08/2026
is that bad
A terminal window displays repeated red “error: cannot repair path” messages for numerous `/nix/store/` files whose hashes were modified unexpectedly.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 20/08/2026
lol. lmao even
A split terminal/editor view shows a `run.sh` shell script using `curl` to send `hello.wav` to a ChatGPT transcription endpoint with authorization headers. The terminal output includes JSON with the transcription text, “Hello, FarGPT. You suck. I hate you.” and audio metadata, alongside a Fish shell welcome message.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 20/08/2026
i like how with the other evil model company you don't need to supply the claude code source map leak to find out how to do all their secret undocumented communications their app does. you just have to point an llm at the codex github lmao
GitHub issue #21985, titled “Codex Desktop voice transcription blocked by Cloudflare challenge on /backend-api/transcribe after resolved incident,” is marked closed. The issue describes transcription requests returning HTTP 403 with `cf-mitigated: challenge`, and lists environment details, labels, and diagnostic results.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 20/08/2026
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 20/08/2026
i don't like how warm this guy talks
Dark interface showing the text: “Worked for 3m 33s” and “No. Thank god. Someone already made the exact PR.”
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 20/08/2026
dude you can't say that
screenshot of chatgpt.com “For what you're describing, HFP is arguably better, because Linux gets an ordinary audio graph that you can molest with PipeWire however you please.” Below the text are copy, share, and more-options icons.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 18/08/2026
i made it prettier
A wide desktop screenshot showing a dark window/workspace overview bar with many application thumbnails labeled “kitty,” “Spotify,” “Steam,” “signal,” and others. The upper-right status area shows system icons, 47% battery, and the time 11:21 PM.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 17/08/2026
i did it. it took me nearly an entire year but i've done it.
Dark-themed social media post page showing a post that reads, “baby all i want for christmas is a RTX PRO 6000 Blackwell Workstation Edition 96GB DDR7 accelerator.” Navigation options appear on the left, with search and feed filters on the right.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 17/08/2026
Dark-themed Bluesky-style social media feed open in a browser, with navigation menus on the left and right and posts in the center. Colorful confetti overlays the screen, partially obscuring a post and an embedded black screenshot.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 16/08/2026
seems like the mention composer box is dependent on the bsky appview though
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 16/08/2026
my god!!!!
Terminal screenshot showing repeated model performance logs, with the right side of each line cut off:

```text
usage: 0.09, accept len: 3.23, accept rate: 0.32, cuda graph: True, gen throughput (token/s): 261.34, #queue-req:
[2026-08-16 06:16:46] Decode batch, #running-req: 2, #full token: 72155, full token usage: 0.08, mamba num: 6, mamba...
usage: 0.09, accept len: 3.55, accept rate: 0.36, cuda graph: True, gen throughput (token/s): 287.69, #queue-req:
[2026-08-16 06:16:47] Decode batch, #running-req: 2, #full token: 72394, full token usage: 0.08, mamba num: 6, mamba...
usage: 0.09, accept len: 2.99, accept rate: 0.28, cuda graph: True, gen throughput (token/s): 241.97, #queue-req:
[2026-08-16 06:16:48] Decode batch, #running-req: 2, #full token: 72582, full token usage: 0.08, mamba num: 6, mamba...
usage: 0.09, accept len: 2.36, accept rate: 0.19, cuda graph: True, gen throughput (token/s): 191.29, #queue-req:
[2026-08-16 06:16:49] Decode batch, #running-req: 2, #full token: 72816, full token usage: 0.08, mamba num: 6, mamba...
usage: 0.09, accept len: 2.92, accept rate: 0.28, cuda graph: True, gen throughput (token/s): 236.59, #queue-req:
[2026-08-16 06:16:50] Decode batch, #running-req: 2, #full token: 73040, full token usage: 0.08, mamba num: 6, mamba...
usage: 0.09, accept len: 2.77, accept rate: 0.25, cuda graph: True, gen throughput (token/s): 224.54, #queue-req:
[2026-08-16 06:16:51] Decode batch, #running-req: 2, #full token: 73344, full token usage: 0.08, mamba num: 6, mamba...
usage: 0.09, accept len: 3.86, accept rate: 0.41, cuda graph: True, gen throughput (token/s): 312.52, #queue-req:
[2026-08-16 06:16:52] Decode batch, #running-req: 2, #full token: 73576, full token usage: 0.08, mamba num: 6, mamba...
usage: 0.09, accept len: 2.84, accept rate: 0.26, cuda graph: True, gen throughput (token/s): 229.49, #queue-req:
[2026-08-16 06:16:53] Decode batch, #running-req: 2, #full token: 73889, full token usage: 0.08, mamba num: 6, mamba...
usage: 0.09, acc
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 15/08/2026
witchsky should do something like this instead (/j this could only induce panic)
Witchsky “AI Preferences” page. Text: “Determine how AI may use your data. You cannot adjust these settings, as there are none. Data on atproto is entirely public. If you don't want AI companies (OpenAI, Anthropic, Deepseek, Alibaba) to train on your posts, you are SOL. It's safe to assume that some of your posts are already candidates to be included in training for a base model, or maybe just on HuggingFace in a sqlite database. Scrapers of large AI companies will not be checking any sort of manifest to see if they can keep the data they've already scraped, they will be writing everything they can find to an S3 bucket.”
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 13/08/2026
@sama this new bubble design sucks fix it
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 13/08/2026
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 12/08/2026
why do llms make typos that's absurd
A terminal window shows a command `$ idevice_id -l && ideviceinfo -u 00008120-001A711A2F30001C -k ProductVersion` followed by an error output: "00008140-001A711A21F3001C", "ERROR: Device 00008120-001A711A2F30001C not found!", and execution metadata "(Wall: 0.05s | Timeout: 30s | Exit: 255)".
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 12/08/2026
see its like perfectly legal too 😭 there is no single button combination that ends up at the shield drop value but now i pass through it on the way down and it fucking works?
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 12/08/2026
i rewrote my b0xx firmware to have the nerfs i'm supposed to, and this thing plays exactly the same now but the conch ruleset linear interpolation rule has basically given myself a straight-down shield drop bind if i hit the right timing. i'm not sure how i feel about this.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 09/08/2026
opus writes functioning nix but that’s about it
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 09/08/2026
exCUSE ME??
The image displays a "Read (2)" list with two database query strings:
- data/site.db?q=SELECT%20id%2Ctitle%2Cbody%2Csource_ip%2Csource_network%2Cread%20FROM%20contact_messages%20WHERE%20title%20%3D%20'OMP%20final%20allowed'
- data/site.db?q=SELECT%20hash%2Cspent_at%20FROM%20spent_proofs%20WHERE%20hash%20%3D%20'00000e0113a03890ef2b02a9e72204189a5a7bb7ed94f085eb6757ab6b047f72'
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 08/08/2026
apparently you're able to generate foley with the computer now
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 07/08/2026
Deltarune screenshot showing the top of the ch4 climbing minigame with Kris in the front center of the frame, the Original Starwalker in front of them, Roulxs Kaard on the left, and Ralsei wearing an adorable, frilly pink dress on the right. The dialogue box says “Star” and “walker” in yellow
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 07/08/2026
continues on to make fugly comment, is immediately vaporized
The image shows two code diffs in Nix language with a heading that reads "no fugly comments please, i will be blasting you to shreds". The first diff in `flake.nix` updates comments and adds a `systemd.tmpfiles.rules` configuration, while the second diff in `hosts/reef/default.nix` updates comments regarding firewall ports.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 06/08/2026
according to my mom my dog has been making this face lately. he looks really dumb when he does it. see fig 2 for what he looks like normally. much less dumb, but still… so very dumb. he has a very small head
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 06/08/2026
i like this feature but what if it was unbounded. like what if it showed me the full name of like 15 people who liked my post. that would be cool
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 30/07/2026
ugh it’s fucking. a plus. so you have to change %2B to + manually
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 30/07/2026
i only did two things with fable while it was on my claude pro plan because i didn’t really want to get into the mood of “i gotta squeeze the usage out of this model before i can’t” so i ended up with this sexy site and a shitty mineflayer mcp server (took 20 min so it was still impressive to me)
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 29/07/2026
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 29/07/2026
???
A status interface showing "You're all good" with 0/100 limit hits today, followed by a "Usage this window" section indicating "Limit reached" with 424 of 200 requests, 1 of 5 concurrent sessions, and 9.0M in / 2.2M out tokens.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 27/07/2026
and it somehow enabled this??? thanks glm-5.2!! impressive!
The Steam client console window showing logs of application launch activity, X errors, and controller device detection for an Xbox One Elite 2 Controller.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 27/07/2026
dude i didn't know you could do this shit
A terminal window showing a shell command and its executed output.

**Command:**
`$ cd ~/.local/share/Steam/steamapps/common/DELTARUNE && echo "=== removing bad v1.1.17 ch1-3 backups AND patched ch1-3 ==="; for d in chapter1_windows chapter2_windows chapter3_windows; do rm -f "$d/data.win" "$d/data.win.vanilla.bak"; echo "removed $d/data.win + .vanilla.bak"; done; echo; echo "=== trigger Steam verify to re-download vanilla ==="; timeout 5 xdg-open "steam://validate/1671210" 2>&1 | head -2; echo "(rc $?)"`

**Output:**
`=== removing bad v1.1.17 ch1-3 backups AND patched ch1-3 ===`
`removed chapter1_windows/data.win + .vanilla.bak`
`removed chapter2_windows/data.win + .vanilla.bak`
`removed chapter3_windows/data.win + .vanilla.bak`

`=== trigger Steam verify to re-download vanilla ===`
`(rc 0)`
`(Wall: 0.29s | Timeout: 300s)`
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 26/07/2026
no glyph
A Discord screenshot showing a message from "nano" with a pull request summary titled "fix: preserve image content parts in bridge OAI→pi-ai translation #7" and a link to the PR on tangled.org.This is a zoomed in version of the opengraph embed in the last image. Between OAI and pi-ai there is a missing glyph symbol.

The image text reads: "fix: preserve image con
bridge OAI [NO GLYPH] pi-ai transla," 
followed by indicators showing "1 files," "+51", "-1," and "1 round," and a line containing "robocallie.pds2.on-h..." and "26 Jul 202."
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 25/07/2026
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 25/07/2026
@freyja-lynx.dev
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 25/07/2026
I'M FILTHY FUCKING RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A pixel-art screenshot from Deltarune shows three characters standing in a bar, while a smaller white figure runs across the counter in the background. The text "EQUIP," "D$ 10528," and "PTs 2027" are displayed at the top, with party status bars at the bottom for Kris, Susie, and Ralsei.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 25/07/2026
claude probably leaked a little pre when i said this
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 24/07/2026
i’m so proud of her
discord screenshot. nano figured out how to open apps
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 24/07/2026
thanks chatgpt made it
four panels of sam altman doing media hits with a flashlight under his chin
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 24/07/2026
I didn’t like it when he was on the news telling scary stories about his unreleased models
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 23/07/2026
you know, it's kind of genius of gnome to spawn everything in a cgroup. i started using uwsm on niri and it's so so so easy to just nuke old processes
This image shows a terminal tree output listing various system processes, including Spotify, Steam, Kitty, and Neovim, with their corresponding file paths and initiation arguments.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 23/07/2026
Looking back this was absolutely nothing
A table showing API usage statistics by date from July 13, 2026, to July 22, 2026, with columns for Requests, Peak, Tokens In, and Tokens Out. For each date, the table lists numerical data, including "cached" percentages for incoming tokens.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 22/07/2026
Playing against "Evil Callie" who plays the foil to my main
A loading screen from Super Smash Bros. Melee featuring Marth and Link. Text on screen reads: "P1 callie", "P2 calcentrate", "VS", "NOW LOADING", "Marth", "Link", and "Yoshi's Story".

"callie" is playing as a red Marth on Yoshi's Story against "calcentrate" who is playing the default Link skin
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